L.A. Music L.A. MUSIC SOLD ME SUB-STANDARD GOODS THEN IGNOREED ME THEN LIED ABOUT IT Mississauga Ontario Canada

To be concise. I purchased a guitar from L.A. Music by mail order. In particular a Gibson SGJ 2013. It arrived in sub-standard condition. It was defective in the following ways (get ready for  this) ahem. 

1/The nut on the guitar was so sharp ot cut my han on first use. 2/It had obviously experienced a humidity drop resulting in fretboard shrinkage, overhanging frets and achange in shape of the neck. This rendered the guitar impossible to tune. 3/The printing on the toogle switch surround plate was smudged. 4/The saddle of the G-string was incorrectly filed sitting too high and put of sync with the others. 5/The free gig bag zip was broken.

Since then(9/12/13) i was ignored other than one phone call. When i contacted the Canadian distibutor, whose manager (Mike Holman) was a gentleman, this poor guy didn't know what to think. On one hand they're telling him they've communicated with me and lying about it and on the other is me just wanting someone to listen. In the end it's the 10th of January and i've got a guitar i can't play, a bag that can't hold it and nobody wants to f***ing know. Bring your f***ing lawyers on.