Ape Survival Cheap crummy product Englewood Colorado

I sent for Ape Survival's camo face mask. It was supposedly "free" for a shipping and handling fee of $9.95. What arrived today in the mail is a sleazy polyester tube that can be stretched over one's face and neck, if one doesn't feel the necessity to breathe.

The thing probably cost about 95 cents to make and another couple bucks to mail. I was looking forward to getting it, as any sort of facemask is unavailable here in Queens where I live, and as an outdoor person I liked the camo and the fact that it's washable. To give them (very small) credit, it did arrive within a week. Too bad it's a piece of you-know-what.