Amatuer Match Phony profiles & Emails Internet

Hold on boys and girls, my experience with this site is so absurd you will roll on the floor! Having read several other reports on this site, I decided to give it my extreme test..... I registered on the site with no photo, and age 96. My screen name was: E=MC2. About myself: xxxx What I'm looking for: xxxx. Absolutely no other information. I received 5-10 emails per day from ladies all dying to meet me as a result of this fascinating and informative profile!

Some of the subject lines: "At last, I found my match"; (Really? Wow- I didn't think there were two of us xxxx people out there!) "Finally found what I'm looking for"; (You're 26 & looking for a faceless 96 y.o.? You poor baby, put down Anna Nicole's book.) "Can't believe I found a great guy so close!" (this from a lady 780 miles away- maybe I should have kept that one; she obviously owns a Lear Jet.) "Did you get my answer to your email? If not, I would love to meet tonight for a drink." (Just two teeney problems dear, I never emailed you, and tonight would be tough, its 6PM and you are 280 miles away- but not to worry, I know a lady with a Lear Jet.)

I could go on ad nauseum, but you get the idea; this site is much more absurd than previous writers have posted. Save your money and put it to better use; you will soon need that $24.95 to buy a gallon of gas.........

Zephyr
beverly hills, California
U.S.A.