Bending Wrenches Auto, Bending Wrenches Automotive, Bending Wrench not real mechanics broomfield, Colorado

If fumes be comin from under the hood and it makes an awful stench,
don't waste anytime, don't tarry long 
but take it to the Bending Wrench.

I tried to fix the car myself 
but found it to be too tricky
so I took my car to the Bending Wrench and handed the keys to Ricky

He scratched his balls, looked at me and said "what seems to be your concern?"
So I relayed my story of the smoking engine 
and told him I was afraid it would burn.

He laughed at me and hoisted the car onto the service rack,
while I was motioned inside by an older blonde 
and given a tasty snack.

I finished my snack before the police arrived
the place was in a panic,
The cops had been looking for Ricky D 
Whom they said was impersonating a mechanic.

I was asked to leave the lot that day
as it was now a crime scene
oh what will I do
where will I go
to fix my Cutlass Supreme?