Brandon woolhouse Gurg nerd GurG Gaybo Brando Ruined my wedding Ingle farm South Australia

Where do I start, I needed someone to operate a camera and film my wedding I found Brandon on linked in his showreel looked proffesional I contacted him via 0413481210 and after a brief phone call in which I think I counted 15 burps and maybe 3 farts from his end of the line I stupidly hired this freak.

Wedding day comes he arrives about an hour late dressed in shorts and a Pokemon jumper, hopes were not high but the showreel I had seen looked good so I assumed his work for me would be too, he set up his camera right Infront of the bride's mother 3/4 of the way through the ceremony blocking her veiw and to everyones disbelief just as I was about to kiss the bride I heard a giant belch I looked at him angrily he wasn't even paying attention, he was standing there scratching his arse with one hand and picking his nose with the other, I'll never forget that moment for the rest of my life, at the reception he ate more than my entire family, no one ever gave him permission to even touch the food, as the reception went on throughout the evening we had several complaints about Brandon, mainly for the belching, some for the way he was dressed but the most disturbing complaint came from my father who witnessed Brandon staring at people on the dancefloor while playing with his nipples, the end result was a complete disaster the video he provided was terrible at key moments during speeches by family the video cut to quick snippets of some weird sexual Japanese anime, he called me demanding payment of twice the amount that was agreed upon and when my mother spoke to him over the phone to voice her concerns he called her a stupid w***e, she died a week later from ovarian cancer, all in all it was a huge mistake hiring this guy he ruined what was supposed to be one of the best days of my life, let's hope karma pays this guy a visit