Daniel, Scott And Mike Smith, It's Jerry Springer time in Spencerport. ripoff Spencerport New York

Is this place anywhere close to Tupper Lake?? It really sounds alot like the Tupper Lake people.

WOW!!! This post was crazier than the rumors that I heard.

Carol, Tanya, and her other inbred group of ex-cons have worn out their welcome in Spencerport, like whores in church.

They screwed my father out of over $5,000 worth of rent, and did another $3,000 worth of damage to the house. There were j**z stains on the carpet, along with dog hair and ashes all over the floor.

Their dog ruined the windows, carpets, and a door. It was often left neglected while those h*o bags went out looking for rich suckers to leech off of.

If those turds had male reproducive organs, none of them would have lived to see 21. For some reason in this country women can pull just about any amount of crap and wiggle (or orally stimulate) their way out of trouble. What these losers need is to be air dropped from a jet fighter on Bagdad soil. They would not last one day pulling the crap they pull in America.


I was in the Air Force when half of this crap went down. They tried to blame me for this crap. How can I egg someones car in NY, when I am in Texas? I was never around with a camera hand, when Tanya posed for the Sloan. I thought it was funny when it went down, but I have better things to do than make up stories about those creeps. They make enough real drama on a daily basis, which supports most rumors that have been spread about them. I know at least 15 guys that have slapped their salami on Tanya's chin, and I'm glad that I was never drunk enough to be #16.

I went out to Tootys with some friends one night (this past summer), and I was not suprised to see Tanya (fatter and nastier than ever-she put on 60 lbs + since the picture was taken) drunk as a skunk and dry humping everytig that moved. One of her friends tried to start some drama with me, and I let it be known that if anyone wanted to start any crap, it made no differece if they were male or female -I would put a size 9.5 up someones wazu if they wanted to jerk me around.

It was just a matter of time before Tanya and her band of bottom feeders scared away the people that liked to go to Tootys. Tanya and her deadbeat, bi-polar mom left soon after their three favorite watering holes dried up.

It is so nice not to have to deal with those fart knockers anymore. I'm sure they are in another town starting new rumors, and ripping other hard working people off.

What comes around goes around ladies. I just hope none of you reproduce. We have enough crack heads on food stamps popping babies out for a living. White trash like you makes me ashamed to be white.

I just wanted to set the record straight. If they ever have the nerve to show up in Spencerport again, I hope they have a box of Lucky Charms in their pants (I'm sure that they have something jumping around down there). There are plenty of people that have a bone to pick with them. There might even be a warrant or two outstanding. Either way, Spencerport is a better place without them.

PEOPLE CAN VOICE THERE OWN OPINIONS, YOU SAY GET A LIFE. YHEAH YOUR ANY BETTER, YHATS WHY YOU POSTED YOU OPINION, BECAUSE YOU HAVE A LIFE HUH??? LET PEOPLE SAY WHAT THEY WANT TO IF THEY WANT TO CALL HER A s**t WHO CARES, BUT DONT TALK s**t WHEN YOUR JUST AS BAD. GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!

If you are so upset and disgusted by what these people seem to enjoy just shut up and don't read if it must do something for you that you must responed over and over again. What do you fill your days with? You must have no husband no kids and no friends. GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you are so upset and disgusted by what these people seem to enjoy just shut up and don't read if it must do something for you that you must responed over and over again. What do you fill your days with? You must have no husband no kids and no friends. GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you are so upset and disgusted by what these people seem to enjoy just shut up and don't read if it must do something for you that you must responed over and over again. What do you fill your days with? You must have no husband no kids and no friends. GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you are so upset and disgusted by what these people seem to enjoy just shut up and don't read if it must do something for you that you must responed over and over again. What do you fill your days with? You must have no husband no kids and no friends. GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another intelligent contribution!!! Am I being to harsh here? I thought my first commentary would be sort of a retrospective' one, after the fever had died down. But, more than a year after the original post, it's clear that the entire town continues to be captivated! Here is some further evidence that this little thread was indeed the most influential event for Spencerport' residents in the last several years:

1) The continued, moronic fascination with the image of someone asleep on the toilet. Local residents are so enthralled with this photo that they are compelled to respond with dim-witted amazement. Is this actually the first time they have ever seen someone asleep on a toilet!? Obviously, these people did not go to college (as if it weren't evident from their writing skills alone!).

2) Several contributions from people who have heard about this' somewhere and even some who did not believe it'. From the posts on this thread, one gets the impression that everyone under 25 in the entire town discussed it, and then hurried home, giggling with anticipation to verify for themselves that Tanya and Danielle' were indeed on the internet. Some responders obviously thought this story to be so far-fetched that they assumed someone was playing a trick on them. Is it that hard to believe that people can post random things on the web? Imagine their pleasant surprise when they discovered that the 'Danielle Smith' story was true!! This must have been what it was like when fire was first introduced to ancient cave-men.

3) Finally, let's not forget Yolanda's response, in which she intimates that she heard about this at the bar' and made hasty dash for the nearest computer to confirm. While Yolanda's response already falls into category 2, its provides unique insight into the character of these simple town-folk: For these sophisticated Spencerport area residents, there is no need to specify _which_ bar one was at to say that one was at the' bar is utterly, pathetically sufficient.

Blow that bar w***e into the cops for DWI!!I can not stand Tanya or her sisters. They like to cause trouble. I was there the night Danielle started tossing bottles around the bar and the cops came looking for her. She vandalized her cousins motorcycle and her mother hid her in the basement cooler of the bar till the cops left. She was mad because Mike had another woman with him and she was all coked up and ready to fight.

I'm glad that Danielle left the state to avoid some of the legal trouble she got herself in (not to mention all of the ridicule that comes with having sex with your relatives must have made it hard to show her face in NY).

If anyone would like to bust Tanya for another DWI, here is her plate #: BDZ 2009.

She drives a white Pontiac Sunfire (Approx. 2000 -2002 model).

Get her off the road before she kills someone.

Her new stomping ground is at Tootys bar in Spencerport

From the string of responses included in this incredibly pathetic debacle, its clear that an entire generation of small town youth was profoundly overcome by the novelty of someone they actually know being on the internet! How exciting it must have been the whole town! I can just imagine hundreds wayward, destitute teens from 'Spencerport' momentarily leaving their bongs on the coffee table to gather around the 56K connection and actually see a familiar face on the web.

The original post is so poorly written, so incomprehensible, that it may even be an ingenious, satirical, intentionally condescending derision against the whole town! My prediction is that Daniel' should actually be spelled Danielle, but was intentionally misspelled to add a masculine, misogynist disposition to the entire post. But, this is purely speculation. In either case, is obvious that for once in their lives, Spencerport residents actually felt like they were a part of something, contributing and endless stream of misspelled, grammatically incorrect commentary to the vast world-wide-web, visible to millions of people all over the world!

Welcome to the information superhighway, Spencerport - you have made a sobering contribution to your town's notoriety in the minds of millions of web viewers.

From the string of responses included in this incredibly pathetic debacle, its clear that an entire generation of small town youth was profoundly overcome by the novelty of someone they actually know being on the internet! How exciting it must have been the whole town! I can just imagine hundreds wayward, destitute teens from 'Spencerport' momentarily leaving their bongs on the coffee table to gather around the 56K connection and actually see a familiar face on the web.

The original post is so poorly written, so incomprehensible, that it may even be an ingenious, satirical, intentionally condescending derision against the whole town! My prediction is that Daniel' should actually be spelled Danielle, but was intentionally misspelled to add a masculine, misogynist disposition to the entire post. But, this is purely speculation. In either case, is obvious that for once in their lives, Spencerport residents actually felt like they were a part of something, contributing and endless stream of misspelled, grammatically incorrect commentary to the vast world-wide-web, visible to millions of people all over the world!

Welcome to the information superhighway, Spencerport - you have made a sobering contribution to your town's notoriety in the minds of millions of web viewers.

From the string of responses included in this incredibly pathetic debacle, its clear that an entire generation of small town youth was profoundly overcome by the novelty of someone they actually know being on the internet! How exciting it must have been the whole town! I can just imagine hundreds wayward, destitute teens from 'Spencerport' momentarily leaving their bongs on the coffee table to gather around the 56K connection and actually see a familiar face on the web.

The original post is so poorly written, so incomprehensible, that it may even be an ingenious, satirical, intentionally condescending derision against the whole town! My prediction is that Daniel' should actually be spelled Danielle, but was intentionally misspelled to add a masculine, misogynist disposition to the entire post. But, this is purely speculation. In either case, is obvious that for once in their lives, Spencerport residents actually felt like they were a part of something, contributing and endless stream of misspelled, grammatically incorrect commentary to the vast world-wide-web, visible to millions of people all over the world!

Welcome to the information superhighway, Spencerport - you have made a sobering contribution to your town's notoriety in the minds of millions of web viewers.

From the string of responses included in this incredibly pathetic debacle, its clear that an entire generation of small town youth was profoundly overcome by the novelty of someone they actually know being on the internet! How exciting it must have been the whole town! I can just imagine hundreds wayward, destitute teens from 'Spencerport' momentarily leaving their bongs on the coffee table to gather around the 56K connection and actually see a familiar face on the web.

The original post is so poorly written, so incomprehensible, that it may even be an ingenious, satirical, intentionally condescending derision against the whole town! My prediction is that Daniel' should actually be spelled Danielle, but was intentionally misspelled to add a masculine, misogynist disposition to the entire post. But, this is purely speculation. In either case, is obvious that for once in their lives, Spencerport residents actually felt like they were a part of something, contributing and endless stream of misspelled, grammatically incorrect commentary to the vast world-wide-web, visible to millions of people all over the world!

Welcome to the information superhighway, Spencerport - you have made a sobering contribution to your town's notoriety in the minds of millions of web viewers.

Sounds like these girls grew up abused, like I did. In my teens I acted pretty much the same way,'til I got fed up, and turned my life toward God.
I remember what it felt like to think all you are worth is sex, and to use drugs to hide my pain, or fit in.

Now it looks as though they are just getting more abuse from the people who are putting them down, but yet, several of you slept with them, so who are you to judge?

In the end, when we are all judged, they may come out on top, who knows what they've been through, they may be actually doing better than you, considering. And, by the way, isn't self-righteousness and pride a worse "sin" than what these girls are doing? I believe that's what got 'Lucifer" thrown out of heaven, and the Pharisees condemned by Jesus.

How 'bout saying a prayer for these girls, and throwin a little Christian love their way? Worked for me!

A reformed h*o! (by the grace of God)

I was on my step brothers computer when I wrote this up. His name is Mike also. I don't know the other Mike on here. If he is wrapped up with this whole situation then I hope he has a good lawyer cause the crap is going to hit the fan, and feces splatters!

My only target is Pete. I don't want to get anyone else in any hot water. I could care less about Tanya and her family. I don't go out to Spencerport unless I have rotten eggs handy.

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My job is fun, I love what I do! I don't get paid, but I love it just the same.

Hey you losers. I almost had you Pete! I'm sure it got your family's blood boiling for a month or two till you retards figured it out. You have told me enough about your life and I am going to destroy you with it!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you like all the magazines I am sending you. More are on the way. If I find a dead skunk, I will be sure to put it in your mailbox.

It was too bad that I egged Danielle's FORD scum SUV while you were away. Had I know that you were in boot camp, I would have waited till you got out! That way the cops could have given you another one of the many visits that are on the way!!

Give that fat Swamp Pig (Tanya) a kiss on the snout for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Later you deadbeats:

J.R. Cahoon

AKA: Kris, Rosco, etc!!!

My job is fun, I love what I do! I don't get paid, but I love it just the same.

Hey you losers. I almost had you Pete! I'm sure it got your family's blood boiling for a month or two till you retards figured it out. You have told me enough about your life and I am going to destroy you with it!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you like all the magazines I am sending you. More are on the way. If I find a dead skunk, I will be sure to put it in your mailbox.

It was too bad that I egged Danielle's FORD scum SUV while you were away. Had I know that you were in boot camp, I would have waited till you got out! That way the cops could have given you another one of the many visits that are on the way!!

Give that fat Swamp Pig (Tanya) a kiss on the snout for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Later you deadbeats:

J.R. Cahoon

AKA: Kris, Rosco, etc!!!

Ok folks, here it is.

I was the guy who took the picture of Tanya passed out on the crapper. It was one of the funniest nights that I can remember to this day. My whole crew got a laugh out of the pictures. They made it up on the picture wall at a local bar in town (that is how off the wall they were).


I was getting blamed for all this crap on the net. The cops were all up in my buisness about it. I got off the hook when the drama kept being scripted, because I was on a millitary assignment and could not have been the culprit. This dude I used to toke up with in H.S. became the next target for the whole fiasco. They still think he did it. I'm glad that I am half off the hook, yet I think this other guy is getting a raw deal. I know for a fact that he was in boot camp while those bi polar bimbos were getting their vehicles egged, and payed back for someone else they screwed over.

They think he did it because I was telling him about how Tanya and her family were trashing the house that this dudes father owned. Their dog ruined at least three windows that I could see, and the place smell like dog wiz.

The last I heard Carol Smith (Tanya's mom) skipped out on over 4 grand + worth of rent; not to mention the damages to the house.

I wish I never met this chick. She was not worth the free tail. The moral of this story is: nothing in life is free. I paid way too much for a piece of fried carp. I miss Korea. You could get a hottie for $5, and did not have to deal with this drama.

OMG... I know these goofballs! It's a small world after all. I heard about this in the bar, and I thought the person that told me about it was pulling my leg. I knew the two of them needed to be in rehab, but this just blew me away.

I just happened to stumble upon this particular report, and began reading. I cannot beleive what I see here! Whether or not any of this info is true, it is horrible to trash someone over the internet like this!

You should all be ashamed of yourselves! Who are you to judge anyone? You have not lived this persons life, nor have you walked in her shoes. Even if you share som similar life experiences, you are not her and have not reacted in the same way to lifes blows.

All you people are doing are spreading rumors about someone. I am willing to bet money that not even half of what I have read here is true!
They say to never throw stones at people who live in glass houses. If you cannot understand what that means, then maybe you have no business on the computer! If you do, then you should also know that whatever comes around, goes around.
Instead of taking the time to trash people on the internet, do something nice for someone! It takes much more energy to be negative than it does to be positive.

It saddens me to see this, and I feel very badly for the people that are being unfairly trashed. I don't even beleive you should be permitted to do what you are doing on this site! This site is to protect the consumer from being unfairly taken advantage of. It was not created for people like YOU to post an individuals picture up, and start talking about them for no good reason! This is a consumer advocate site! Unbelievable!!!!!

Little Lesilie Jelous?? What's up withlesile in Las vegas... She sounds like she's real close to these 2 wack jobs... or maybe she's into incest and feels left out... c'mon kids... let little Leslie play too!! Keep up the good stuff, this definatly gives me a chuckle...

TO WHOM EVER WROTE THIS CRAP. DO YOU NOT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THEN TRIP OUT ABOUT THESE GIRLS. WHO GIVES A d**n WHAT THEY ARE DOING IT'S THIER LIVES AND IF YOU ARE THAT INVOLVED IN SOMEONE ELSES LIFE THEN YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE NO LIFE OF YOUR OWN AND NEED TO GET A HOBBY. IF YOU PUT MY NAME, ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER OUT LIKE YOU DID THESE GIRLS ID BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU AND DISPLAY YOU ON THE LAS VEGAS STRIP. CLEARLY YOU COULDNT SAY ANY OF THIS TO THE GIRLS FACES BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST A BUNCH OF CHICKEN SHITS SO YOU HAVE TO GO ONLINE AND TALK SMACK. EITHER GET A LIFE AND STAY OUT OF OTHERS OR DO EVERYONE AND FAVOR AND TAKE A LEAP OFF A TALL BUILDING SO NO ONE HAS TO LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAIN OR WINE ANYMORE.

LMAO!!

Yeah most of this stuff sounds like Tamponya and DannieSmell. Nicky knew Tanya pretty well in HS. She was a waste case back then. None of this talk suprises me.

What those girls need to to is start their own lezbo porn site. They could call it "inscestisbest.com". They could make a million trading fur on the live cam. I'd be first in line to spank salami to that. Cut me in 10 % for the idea!

As funny as this is, whoever started this crap better knock it off.

I thought my friend was pulling my leg about this report, so I asked him to email me the link. Even though I laughed my can off, this is not cool at all. Innocent people are being blamed for writing this.

I live in the area, and a friend of mine was one of the guys under speculation for putting this report up. If he did it, I would have been the first to know. Someone has a beef with these degenerates, I could care less who. All I ask is that if you have a problem, deal with the source. Don't be a wimp, and put something up on a site.

Everyone in town knew about the Smith(s) sexcapades, drinking, drug use, bar fights, and bottle throwing. It's a small town; if you j-walk, it's in the police blotter the next morning. It's true that they cause their own problems, and point fingers at everyone, but themselves. I blame the way they grey up. If your parents are screwed up mental cases, chances are you will be the same way. I grew up with two wack-o parents, so I can relate.

I just hope they try to see who the real enemy is(themselves); and decide to clean up.

These girls live on drama, and negativity. Any chance they have to blame someone for their misfortunes, is ammo in the chamber. Don't feed them any more; let this die off.

If I find out who put all this up, I'm going to blow you in. I; and my friends, should not be under the gun for this.

The only thing we are guilty of, is taking the picture, and sending it around through the email. Given the response that it had, I'm sure half of Rochester has seen it by now. If you were not such a blacked out whino, this might not have happened.

One last thing girls:

You reap what you sow. And you know who you owe...

Quit screwing people over, and using them; maybey then you will not have to deal with this sort of thing again.

GU GU GU!!



This is Deputy Rosco Pe-co Train reporting to you live in Spencerport NY, where them Smith girls have gotten themselves into another fine mess!!



It seems a picture is worth a 1,000 words, and town

drunk/bar fly is what it spells out for Tanya(1,000 - 15 ='s 985 word left--GU GU GU- I'm a Math a ma tician!!). Any local in Spencer county would testify on Boss Hogs bible(which ain't nothin but a old Penthouse with the pages all stuck together.. Now don't go blaming Rosco; it was them Duke boys, I tell ya!!)that Tanya is one of the biggest hogs in the 14559, if I do say so myself!! Give her 15 shots and a case of Genny, and that girl will squeal like a pig and suck a bowling ball through a straw!!



Now I never did have enough $$ for her powder head sister; Boss Hog never did give me that raise. If I did boy, I would tie her to the bed post and make her call me "COUSIN ROSCO"!!! Yes sir ree. She is getting a little busted now, seeins how she has a baby in the oven. Yeah pregnanticity will make the cutes girlies ol and raggety before their time. Word has it that the child might be a little slow; since screwing your cousin ain't the best way to have a child with all it's faculties-ab e d a be d- I'm means that kid might have a few extra toes, or sumptin; I ain't no scientist.. So who's to say??





All I know is I ain't never screwed my cousin; and I did not know Ellie May was my sister till she showed me her birth mark, by then I had done the deed.. And besides, we used protection. I had me some pigs intestine handy. I tied the end off; it was just like them lambskin condoms.. YES SIR REE!! Old Rosco ain't having no retarded offspring!! I passed the sixth grade with flying colors; even learned how to count to ten!!



The next time your in Spencerport, go down to Ziggy's. I bet you will find one of them there girls sucking down a shot, and looking for some sugar!!



Them two have a sister, named Amy. She ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but she ain't not s**t.. I tell you!! She is a cross between "Rain Girl", "Daisy Duke", and an amazon woman. She don't like boys very much; word has it she's a fur trader!! I can't blame her; them two sisters of hers have every guy thinking that the Smith girls are one night pump and dumps. She was "guilty by AS*ociation"! Besides, she can't help it if she got the "Looks genes" and no brains to go with it.

She thought god was saying "Amy, get the trains; you need a train" She said "Lord, I heard them trains are noisy, and dangerous>I'm staying off the train"(She was having a hard time hearing with her two sisters moaning like whores in heat)!! Boy oh boy, you just can't win...



Well, I'm off to fight crime.. Do me a favor an stay away from them Smith girls they a case of crabs, or a stint in rehab in the making!!

GU GU GU!!



This is Deputy Rosco Pe-co Train reporting to you live in Spencerport NY, where them Smith girls have gotten themselves into another fine mess!!



It seems a picture is worth a 1,000 words, and town

drunk/bar fly is what it spells out for Tanya(1,000 - 15 ='s 985 word left--GU GU GU- I'm a Math a ma tician!!). Any local in Spencer county would testify on Boss Hogs bible(which ain't nothin but a old Penthouse with the pages all stuck together.. Now don't go blaming Rosco; it was them Duke boys, I tell ya!!)that Tanya is one of the biggest hogs in the 14559, if I do say so myself!! Give her 15 shots and a case of Genny, and that girl will squeal like a pig and suck a bowling ball through a straw!!



Now I never did have enough $$ for her powder head sister; Boss Hog never did give me that raise. If I did boy, I would tie her to the bed post and make her call me "COUSIN ROSCO"!!! Yes sir ree. She is getting a little busted now, seeins how she has a baby in the oven. Yeah pregnanticity will make the cutes girlies ol and raggety before their time. Word has it that the child might be a little slow; since screwing your cousin ain't the best way to have a child with all it's faculties-ab e d a be d- I'm means that kid might have a few extra toes, or sumptin; I ain't no scientist.. So who's to say??





All I know is I ain't never screwed my cousin; and I did not know Ellie May was my sister till she showed me her birth mark, by then I had done the deed.. And besides, we used protection. I had me some pigs intestine handy. I tied the end off; it was just like them lambskin condoms.. YES SIR REE!! Old Rosco ain't having no retarded offspring!! I passed the sixth grade with flying colors; even learned how to count to ten!!



The next time your in Spencerport, go down to Ziggy's. I bet you will find one of them there girls sucking down a shot, and looking for some sugar!!



Them two have a sister, named Amy. She ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but she ain't not s**t.. I tell you!! She is a cross between "Rain Girl", "Daisy Duke", and an amazon woman. She don't like boys very much; word has it she's a fur trader!! I can't blame her; them two sisters of hers have every guy thinking that the Smith girls are one night pump and dumps. She was "guilty by AS*ociation"! Besides, she can't help it if she got the "Looks genes" and no brains to go with it.

She thought god was saying "Amy, get the trains; you need a train" She said "Lord, I heard them trains are noisy, and dangerous>I'm staying off the train"(She was having a hard time hearing with her two sisters moaning like whores in heat)!! Boy oh boy, you just can't win...



Well, I'm off to fight crime.. Do me a favor an stay away from them Smith girls they a case of crabs, or a stint in rehab in the making!!

GU GU GU!!



This is Deputy Rosco Pe-co Train reporting to you live in Spencerport NY, where them Smith girls have gotten themselves into another fine mess!!



It seems a picture is worth a 1,000 words, and town

drunk/bar fly is what it spells out for Tanya(1,000 - 15 ='s 985 word left--GU GU GU- I'm a Math a ma tician!!). Any local in Spencer county would testify on Boss Hogs bible(which ain't nothin but a old Penthouse with the pages all stuck together.. Now don't go blaming Rosco; it was them Duke boys, I tell ya!!)that Tanya is one of the biggest hogs in the 14559, if I do say so myself!! Give her 15 shots and a case of Genny, and that girl will squeal like a pig and suck a bowling ball through a straw!!



Now I never did have enough $$ for her powder head sister; Boss Hog never did give me that raise. If I did boy, I would tie her to the bed post and make her call me "COUSIN ROSCO"!!! Yes sir ree. She is getting a little busted now, seeins how she has a baby in the oven. Yeah pregnanticity will make the cutes girlies ol and raggety before their time. Word has it that the child might be a little slow; since screwing your cousin ain't the best way to have a child with all it's faculties-ab e d a be d- I'm means that kid might have a few extra toes, or sumptin; I ain't no scientist.. So who's to say??





All I know is I ain't never screwed my cousin; and I did not know Ellie May was my sister till she showed me her birth mark, by then I had done the deed.. And besides, we used protection. I had me some pigs intestine handy. I tied the end off; it was just like them lambskin condoms.. YES SIR REE!! Old Rosco ain't having no retarded offspring!! I passed the sixth grade with flying colors; even learned how to count to ten!!



The next time your in Spencerport, go down to Ziggy's. I bet you will find one of them there girls sucking down a shot, and looking for some sugar!!



Them two have a sister, named Amy. She ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but she ain't not s**t.. I tell you!! She is a cross between "Rain Girl", "Daisy Duke", and an amazon woman. She don't like boys very much; word has it she's a fur trader!! I can't blame her; them two sisters of hers have every guy thinking that the Smith girls are one night pump and dumps. She was "guilty by AS*ociation"! Besides, she can't help it if she got the "Looks genes" and no brains to go with it.

She thought god was saying "Amy, get the trains; you need a train" She said "Lord, I heard them trains are noisy, and dangerous>I'm staying off the train"(She was having a hard time hearing with her two sisters moaning like whores in heat)!! Boy oh boy, you just can't win...



Well, I'm off to fight crime.. Do me a favor an stay away from them Smith girls they a case of crabs, or a stint in rehab in the making!!

GU GU GU!!



This is Deputy Rosco Pe-co Train reporting to you live in Spencerport NY, where them Smith girls have gotten themselves into another fine mess!!



It seems a picture is worth a 1,000 words, and town

drunk/bar fly is what it spells out for Tanya(1,000 - 15 ='s 985 word left--GU GU GU- I'm a Math a ma tician!!). Any local in Spencer county would testify on Boss Hogs bible(which ain't nothin but a old Penthouse with the pages all stuck together.. Now don't go blaming Rosco; it was them Duke boys, I tell ya!!)that Tanya is one of the biggest hogs in the 14559, if I do say so myself!! Give her 15 shots and a case of Genny, and that girl will squeal like a pig and suck a bowling ball through a straw!!



Now I never did have enough $$ for her powder head sister; Boss Hog never did give me that raise. If I did boy, I would tie her to the bed post and make her call me "COUSIN ROSCO"!!! Yes sir ree. She is getting a little busted now, seeins how she has a baby in the oven. Yeah pregnanticity will make the cutes girlies ol and raggety before their time. Word has it that the child might be a little slow; since screwing your cousin ain't the best way to have a child with all it's faculties-ab e d a be d- I'm means that kid might have a few extra toes, or sumptin; I ain't no scientist.. So who's to say??





All I know is I ain't never screwed my cousin; and I did not know Ellie May was my sister till she showed me her birth mark, by then I had done the deed.. And besides, we used protection. I had me some pigs intestine handy. I tied the end off; it was just like them lambskin condoms.. YES SIR REE!! Old Rosco ain't having no retarded offspring!! I passed the sixth grade with flying colors; even learned how to count to ten!!



The next time your in Spencerport, go down to Ziggy's. I bet you will find one of them there girls sucking down a shot, and looking for some sugar!!



Them two have a sister, named Amy. She ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but she ain't not s**t.. I tell you!! She is a cross between "Rain Girl", "Daisy Duke", and an amazon woman. She don't like boys very much; word has it she's a fur trader!! I can't blame her; them two sisters of hers have every guy thinking that the Smith girls are one night pump and dumps. She was "guilty by AS*ociation"! Besides, she can't help it if she got the "Looks genes" and no brains to go with it.

She thought god was saying "Amy, get the trains; you need a train" She said "Lord, I heard them trains are noisy, and dangerous>I'm staying off the train"(She was having a hard time hearing with her two sisters moaning like whores in heat)!! Boy oh boy, you just can't win...



Well, I'm off to fight crime.. Do me a favor an stay away from them Smith girls they a case of crabs, or a stint in rehab in the making!!

I've been watching this site for some time now and I must say that even though I respect what the owner of the site was trying to do originally, this site is just a public way for illiterate trailer trash to blast people they don't care for.



The more I read things posted on this site, I think to myself "Boy you morons make me feel smart", because everything you post on this site about people you hate screams I HAVE NO BALLS!! Clearly you don't if you need to post a picture of them and trash them on your keyboard.



Furthermore, things like this are what makes Rochester a crappy place to live, it's people like you, who can't keep their noses out of other people's business.



Here's my suggestion, disconnect the Internet service from your trailers and use the $$ to buy your 11 kids some food, so you can stop using your baby's daddy's money for BINGO and ciggerettes. I bet your just mad that you could not afford the coke it took to get her in the sac!!

Hello, it is Texino! and it is His Dog! Bip The Dog!



I had to bring Bip The Dog to the lab today because an alligator has come out of that culvert over by Jack's A Street and you know what kind of gator lovers hang out over on that side of the beach...What? You don't? Oh of course, you have no idea about my neighborhood, and why should you?



This all reminds me of when I was a doctor in the army. I had to talk to the new recruits and see if they had the basic intelligence to breathe with their mouths closed. A lot of times, I might start my interview with a simple question like, "Where are you from soldier?" Now most people who are several hundreds of miles from home will respond by giving you a general answer like New Jersey or South Carolina or maybe the city and state or maybe the city in relation to another city that everyone has heard of.



Now the guys who would end up being the biggest idiots were the ones who would respond by just saying the name of some back water hollow like, "Edward's Forge." Then I would say "Oh, and where is that?" and the fellow would say, "next to Reedville" and so on. Some really had no idea that there was a main stream of people and ideas which in turn make up the culture of a country.



In light of all that it is a fair shot that everyone knows someone who is a bad girl. The higher up the ladder of smarts you are, the more unusual people you will run across. Funny how you don't see too many people posting Rip Off Reports about them.



Wonder why?



All I know is I would like to run into those Smith girls, with a fat 8 ball in my shorts. I'd even let them call me Uncle Bob! To think that "Joe Dirt" could be alive and living in NY!!

Those girls went to my high school. I never knew them very well, yet they had a reputation for being beer slamming, coke sniffing, sluts back then. They both had a PHD. "in drinking till you black out".



Anyone that went to Byron Bergen would tell you more stories about the Smith/Cliff clan then you could fit in a file cabinet.



Tanyas brother was buck wild. Charlie must have banged everything with female anatomy in the town at least five times(related or not). If you see any little toe headed kids that drink beer and act like a wild coyote running around barefoot in Byron; it could be Charlie's rug rats. They don't bother to DNA test in Byron, so he is off the hook.



The bloodline in that family is to close to call. There were stories about them well before the days that the internet took off. Now that any Joe Dirt can go to the public library to get on the internet, everyones dirty laundry can be spread like wildfire. I guess it's a good thing, in this situation. People can be warned about someone, before they get knocked up, beat up, or ripped off.



This whole story has re-opened the book on this clan. Every place you go in Byron there is another piece to the story. By the time you fill up your tank, grab a burger, buy a pack of smokes, and hit the grocery store; you could write three more reports about these folks. That picture of Tanya has been spammed to at least thirty people that live in Byron/Bergen. I found it in my e-mail this morning.



My boyfriend got it Saturday. I would like to know how someone is able to pinpoint emails from a given area?? If anyone knows how these computer geeks do it, add it to this report? It had my email-to-and-from-MYSELF!!?? I never had it, nor would I send it to myself. Whoever it is that sent it, they must be a computer expert. I have never seen anything like this in my life.

Reading this inspired me to do a jingle(Based on the Beverly Hill Billies).



I thought this kind of thing only happened down South. Thse people are sick. Don't they know how wrong it is to screw your family?? Have they no morals!!??!! Where I live, you would get tarred and feathered for this behavior. I'm glad I moved out of Spencerport.



Now listen to a story bout a clan named Smith, a bunch of them like shaggin their kinfolk, Cliff.



Cocaine and whiskey is their drugs of choice, an ah hooting and a hollarin till they got no voice; drinking and a fighting at old Deihels they will be-sucking down the spirits just as quick as can be... Fast-I'm telling ya.. Like a jet plane..



Next thing ya know there's a baby popping out.. Every Cliff and Smith wondering who forgot to pull out. Pointing fingers to the left and to the right, not a d**n one of them is very bright. Did'nt some one tell em back in grade school, not to go messin with gods golden rule?

The Betty Ford Clinics Newest Pupil:



Tanya Ripped Can't Tinkle Smith(Alias: The Courtney Love Of Spencerport/Byron)!!



This is living proof that inbreeding causes genetic problems. Kids; don't do drugs during pregnancy(especially if you got your cousin knocked up).



You can see Tanya "The Human Bar Fly" live(or close to it; let's say Breathing)at any local booze dive in Bergen or Spencerport(where the sheep run scared). Watch in amazement as she drinks every guy under the table, and fights like a pissed off leprechaun!



(Place pic Here, coming soon)

Here it is folks. The pic that proves intercourse with your sister is a bad idea. Check out Tanya the "Crapper Queen" in action (or lack there of). SHe looks so timid when she is sleeping. Don't wake her up, or she will bite your ear off!!



DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!>>>>>>>>......

It's official; Danielle is having Mikes baby!! That kid is going to be lucky if it matures into Forest Gump. Inbreeding is not a smart thing to do. Add to the fact that Danielle snorts coke, smokes, and drinks like a fish; the kid is going to be another genetic freak. It will need to be in the Betty Ford clinic by the time it reaches puberty.



The Smith/Cliff(both related; and all screwing one another)are a perfect example of why you should not bang your sister. There is not one of them in the blood line that is not a "Booze Hound", or cocaine addict.



Hey all you Cliff/Smith incest perverts:



If you get horney, go out to the barn and screw Betsy the cow. Your all a bunch of Red-Neck weird-o's!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

If I chose the wrong category; I apologize.



Daniel Smith works at The Dinasour BBQ. The last time I saw her, she looked pregnant. I wonder if the kid will come out with all his fingers and toes(I've heard that inbreeding causes genetic problems).



She dresses up like a Brittney Spears h*o bag, flaunting her little titties with the best push up bras money can by. I have seen her pull her MINI -MINI -MINI skirt up, so she can pull her hooker "Panty h*o's" up in fromt of everyone. She gets her jollies having guys drool over her.



If your not swinging a Rolex, and driving a Lex-good luck with this tart. And the sick thing is, she screws her relatives. How much more warped can you get??



I popped a round off in her a few times. It cost me way more loot then it was worth.



A few years later, her whino sister Tanya came staggering over to my friends house, and did us both!! Their whole family is full uf drunks, coke heads, and sex freak perverts.



If you plan on nailing one of them(or both), bring your Visa card, and plenty of coke $ booze. These girls can suck it down. Tanya gives better head.. Write that down..