Clown Monkey Clothing Lie San Frinsisco Califorina

Clown Monkey Clothing will probably go down soon. From reading all around it just seems like a scam. There are so many red flags. For starters, the site has no products to buy, you can't even click on a shirt. You click every link basically and it it gives really no information. It's easy to tell this is all for traffic purposes. Well they got that, but if they don't change something quick people will start catching on.

It's not too late for them to change, but I am pretty sure it won't happen. 7,000 resumes in now, and they are still posting on sites. 7,000 resumes is a lot for only 10 poistions to fill. Wait.. that's right I always see random numbers.. like "2" "3" "5" 10... You'd think a company would get everything situated before going through this.

I don't even want to start with the Photoshop Picture. This is an email they sent out,

Hey Monkey !

We're very excited to announce the launch of our first product - The Clown Monkey Clothing Collector's Edition T-shirt. We expect this will become a collector's item and only 1,000 are available for sale.

In keeping with our motto, shipping is FREE anywhere within the U.S.A.

Here's the link for more information or to purchase:

http://www.clownmonkeycollection.com (that's clo

Much monkey love !!!!

Lauren W.


and this is my view, because I am on Photoshop every day.
That shirt is totally Photoshoped. There's a white speck where the background used to be at the bottom, and the image doesn't even fully look like it's actually on the shirt. Also if you notice the image is not being tilted on the shirt.. The person is tilting, so should the image. The image is clearly taken from the one at top of the site.. They didn't even bother turning it to an angle to fit the guy that is wearing it.

It's perfectly centered, they didn't adjust the degree angles. Wow.. and it's almost like they decided to keep the "clothing" part under the "Clown Monkey" part, and that's why it left a speckle of white.... Most of the clothing word is even.. halfway missing sadly. Why couldn't they just put it on a white shirt? I guess they really wanted black.. Or could not find the perfect person wearing a white tee... I guess they just got a random person in a picture, snatched out the background by just coloring everything white, croped a picture on his shirt, then erased the white background on the image. Good Job... Clown Monkey you better pull your stuff together before it's too late...

Ricksim
Federal WAy, Washington
U.S.A.