Report: #1477633

Complaint Review: Jeff Novak Expert Machine Repair - Fraser Michigan - Roseville Michigan

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  • Reported By: Clide Sheldon — Roseville Michigan United States
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  • Jeff Novak Expert Machine Repair - Fraser Michigan 20744 Groesbeck Roseville, Michigan United States

Jeff Novak Expert Machine Repair - Fraser Michigan Jeff Novack, Jeff No Back, Human Slime, Turd Burgler, Furry Fanatic, Scam King, Fraud of Fraser Sell Literal Garbage that is Deadly to Operate Roseville Michigan

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Using Expert Machine Repair in Roseville Michigan means you trust Jeff Novak.  If you trust Novak, you may want to google him furthur.  It says it all below. 

Jeff Nowak and the other imbeciles at Expert Machine Repair have no limit to their level or incompitence. For 20 years i have been a private consumer advocate and this man and his "business" are on the same intillectual and financial ability as a disabled ape with a lemonade stand in the north pole. At least the ape MIGHT have a slight conscious..

I have been getting non stop complaints regarding this bozo and his appendage removing "machines" for years. Its time we take action.

When ONE person tells you of these critical flaws its bad. When FIVE TELL YOU...ITS TIME FOR ACTION. And you guessed it. Jeff Nowak is an egotistical blow hard who threatens his customers AFTER they buy. He is a snake oil salesman and a bi polar skull farmer whos weeken "furry parties" are enough to make any sane adult run for the hills.

Still, Jeff Novak can be a pervert all he wants at home in his reported "White Wolf Furry Costume' and act like a sex maniac all he wants on his own time but it sheds light on who he really is.

We at the CAG have scheduled peacful rally near Jeffs place of business and home. We also are starting an online petition on Change.org to shut him down as well. Contact me to get the link. We have 264 signatures but its merely acweek old. We have Jeffs lovely former friend for the info that he eagerly provided our group. Sadly shutting him Up isnt available in petition. Pure Slime in shoes one person said about him.


Here are 2 of the dozens or complaints we recieved abour JEFF NOVAK and what should be called MORON MACHINE SCAM instead of EMR.

"I was a customer in 2012 and his machines randomly shoot out razor sharp shards of metal blinding your employees and amputating another worker. They need a whole new level of fire hazard too.
How many people and businesses is this garbage salesman going to ruin???

"Stay away from expert machine repair unless you like blindness, prostetic linbs and being sued by your workers back to the stoneage like my company was. All Jeff did was LAUGH!! RIGHT TO MY FACE. ILL SEND YOU THE AUDIO OF IT TO POST"

ROMAN - A tool and dye factory owner who bought a machine from Mr. Jeff Nowak or Nowak, that was indeed labeled as garbage.

Another man told us...

"Jeff slithers in other peoples shops and asks for garbage machines for scrap. Thats his routine. Next thing u know its on his website for sale. I even warned him the machine i essentially gave him blinded a man and blew half of his fave off while crushing is foot so we knew it was done. That SOB thought it was hilarious. He hopped around the shop like his foot was smashed just in tears laughing. This i shouldnt mention but he used our bathroom and left a huge pile of feces in the toiled with no sign of even usinng Toilet Paper or washing. This man is un believable. He said..."as long as it dont blind me or my dog i wont lose a wink of sleep And besides its for scrap" Thats what that pond lizard told me!!! He gave me $135 for it. THAT DAY IT WAS ON HIS SITE AND SOLD FOR $9500!!! He wrote it works perfect. HOW IS THIS GOON ALLOWED IN BUSINESS.

"He is also a slumlord peeping top" another elderly woman put.

As you can see people are MAD at Jeff for many reasons. Clearly Jeff never learned the golden rule. Lets see how he feels after these posts inform people of his underhandedness and greed.

And jeff, our consumer advocacy group has shut the doors of FAR WORSE companies. Here we come. Learn the golden rule Novak...then again its too late. Everything has a price and when you try ripping people off, well. This is just our first of 27 internet posts on this man. If ANYONE seaches for info about this con...they will see full pages of scam reports. See youvsoon Jeff.


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