AmeriList Classified Ad Abuse Pomona, New York

A sweet voice tells you that your resume is the perfect fit for her company, but she is a beard for the fattest slob of a dork who is not persuasive enough to get you to show up to meet you himself. 

As soon as you walk in the room in this medical office complex, you get the impression that there is no actual work going on.  A few dogs let loose to run around, a 50 gallon aquarium, a stereo, and I am sure there is a flat screen TV hidden away somewheres - then Ravi (back to the slob) will sit you for an hour talking about himself and his past. He will also take calls and wink and smile like some flirty college girl making you most uncomfortable. You will fill pity for his boredom and desperate for your time back.

If you are polite like I am and sit through all of this he will describe the trial-basis, hang-your-coat-on-the-back-of-your-chair, revolving door-job that he use to occupy, and he will try to recruit you to accept it on straight commission basis as an outside contractor - no vacation, no sick days, no benefits.

If you accept it he will get an over-ride on you and then your residuals after you are gone because this same ad runs on Craigslist every three months. The kind of job that usually hire people right over the phone only this Ravi guy sucks up half your day with it.

Please if you are looking for (sales) work avoid AmeriList.