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Complaint Review: Cifric, LLC - Salem Massachusetts

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  • Cifric, LLC 87 Bridge Street Salem, Massachusetts United States of America

Cifric LLC - Ned Cifric - Alexis Cifric - Geeks In Minutes Illegal Software, Internet Scam Artists, Cunning, Possible Pyramid scheme, deceitful, Geeks Scam, unethical business practices Salem Massachusetts

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Hi all,

This is about geeks in minutes. Trademarked by - Alexis Cifric.

I am going to do more research on Ned and Alexis Cifric and their company Geeks in Minutes. Sometimes referred to as: " GIM "

The whole operation is a extortion (he installs stuff causing more damage he must fix), Racketeering, Bait-and-switch, Counterfeit consumer goods, False advertising, Shill (he writes revies about himslef all over the internet implying he is an independent consumer), and many other crimes. He is guilty of both Federal and State crimes.

I had been watching the net and noticed many other people had issues with Geeks in Minutes. A/K/A GIM and many others. I felt I must do something after I read about the elder lady on google reviews who got ripedoff by Ned an Alexis Cifric.

First off all - I realized it was a scam when Mr. Cifric gave me a copy of office 2007 ultimate. He did not even leave me the disks. Later after talking with Microsoft about fixing this issue the representative explained how the code used to install the product was one off a bit tollerent. Hence it is a HACK.

He is know for PS 2 Hacks whatever that is.

He also has an education of a local worker such as me, not the one of a CEO. I have only been able to find he attended Bunker Hill Community College. And Salem State where he took a few classes. In that same article The Gloucester Times says, Ned told them he wants to get involved in everything, as long as he can make money. Which all scammers have. He starts companies and when the fail he makes a new one.

He aparently at most has an associates degree. (2 year). Hence he should be the tech not the CEO.

Bunker Hill Community College one would say is amoung schools in the lowest tear of educatiuon.

I just went out and got a new computer from the store after I learned this. I then got Microsoft Office Standard from the store. This cost me $600.00, Plus the geeks I got it from even came to set it up. I got it at Be** Bu*.

This Mr. Cifric of Geeks in Minutes charged me $ 760.00 to break my computer. He denied it and refused to refund me. I just gave up.

But this was quite a bit of money, over a month rent for my room and Ned Cifric could care less.

Another concern I would have as expressed on the net about shuch an outfit, this guy does not check prior history of the tech. Nor, does he know the guy. Hence, the guy could be a rapist (sex offender), murderer, druggie, etc. The guy he sent me looked like he was on meth or something.

So, I was board tonight and I found just how this guy works. He has at least 57 sites on the net all resembling his geeks in minutes "http://www.geeksinminutes.net.

Each one has a different address and phone number. When you call the number on any site you get the Same Woman. She answers the phone "Computer Repair". I would think as she does not know which city the call to her originates.

Each address other than the Salem one on Bridge Street is fake.

The most amusing one is the one I found in Washington DC. He has it at a federal building. Near the White House. I am sure the federal goverment is not running the Geeks In Minutes SCAM. Many of the other addresses are located in private neighborhoods and after calling people at the addresses they say there is no such person or company by the name of: Geeks In Minutes , Ned Cifric, Alexis Cifric. Or any computer repair.

His company is based solely on SEO. Basically SPAMMING search engines only to list Geeks in Minutes.

You can see him write about it on a message board:


Ned Cifric says at
November 1st, 2009 at 8:07 am

I can not believe that LBL is going through such dramatic changes. I had listing that were posted years ago and have been active until this recent change. There is no doubt in my mind that if you base your business model on LBL and for that matter Google, you will not be able to sleep at night. Some of my listing are totally gone of the Maps. This is the 5 day since Google LBL has gone haywire and I still have many listings missing.

Ned Cifric says at
November 1st, 2009 at 8:08 am

David Mihm do you have any suggestions?

(((Redacted))) on Nov 17, 2010 at 8:50 PM EST)

It also looks like he has a local trash removal company called

Amaral Enterprises - (978) 745-6345 :

Which he does the same advertising scam but not as large.

Perhaps he should use the trash removal company to clean out his "geeks in Minutes" scam. Hence he probaly disposes of illegal stuff related to his company via his trash company.

I found out about this at:

The ones I know are (57):


Hence, he is trying to SPAM the internet with his Geeks In Minutes ( GIM )

And the guy should be thrown in the big house for a few weeks.

Trash Removal Sites he has:


Together we can make right the crimes of geeks in minutes , ned and alexis cifric.

Cifric, LLC. Made so they can leave it all behind.

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