COMCAST Comcast: Indentured for life!!! Be warned. If you ever want to leave!!! San Jose, California

COMCAST!!! (Or, Blue-In-The-Face) A friend of mine once said, "So---, you want the big violin or the little violin? For the year I had them, they gave me the run around about $99/month billing. My contract shows $90/month in two different places. Now that I am cancelled (can one ever get away from those people?), as of Sept. 2009 (I went to Taiwan), they continue to bill me! I return in March 2010 and called, to which I was assured things would be taken care of. I came back June of this year to find my bill has gone to collections and they are threatening to go to the three credit reporting agencies! Did I mention, while I was gone I had some people from South Korea staying at my house and Comcast came by and managed to get $124 out of them? So, now I am back and I wish I could charge them for all the time I am spending on this most un-American of dealings! I am given a confirmation number for a time that they will call (it has been "escalated"), and I need to be by the phone from Wed. to Fri. in the morning hours. The time came and went to no avail!!! When I called back they were all apologetic, but happy to set me up with another conformation number for a call back. No thank you!!! Oh, by the way, and this is a dozy, honest! My neighbor across the street, they had them for 1&1/2 months, deciding to cancel. It was easier pulling out your wisdom teeth with a pair of pliers without novocaine!!! The bill reached above $700, so my neighbor made a deal. They said, "split the cost, you walk away, and never bother us again!!!" Comcast accepted this! And now my neighbors do not even want to enter into a class action law suit, should I be able to wrangle one! But, my neighbors stated, if Comcast comes around offering their services for 10 years, and for free, they STILL would not accept!!! They are, by far, the most maddening, irresponsible, inept, clingy, blind, deaf and dumb, ungracious, do nothing, clumsy, muddle headed, two faced, idiotic, right hand not knowing what its left hand is doing company, that has ever spawned a desire to succeed, on the face of the planet, that I have ever had the misfortune of doing business with!!! What makes them think that, once you enter into a contract with them, that they own you for life? I WILL report them and I WILL sue them for all of my time! I will do my best effort to make them blink! How dare they! They are without shame!!!!!! PS I do not think they have anybody in this area code any more. That is, now that I have quit!