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in the same vein as 'the blair witch project', which instilled terror by merely projecting the terror of the actors, the hilton suites is capable of projecting the worst case scenarios of sucking, abysmal ineptitude, a shocking lack of concern for the customer, a general 'what, me worry about the economy?' in the most economically depressed state in the union, a laissez-faire approach to customer 'service' in such a way that mere spectators to the carnage are permanently scarred by the horror stories.

it would take months to write every detail of my husbands corporate related stay, his hauling his suitcases up & down 4 flights of stairs because of poorly maintained elevators & clerks too stupid to run a credit card machine & grant him a key card that worked, his food poisoning from room service, his internet working for 10 minutes a week, maids that thought $20 a day for a tip meant the room was clean enough & needed no further attention than disdainful reproach, etc etc....

every time he'd text or call me to complain about his accommodations, i'd offer to book him elsewhere. he thought it was character building to soldier on in h**l.....

so! if you are into building character, maids that are french in attitude rather than appearance, internet designed by the amish, getting diarrhea from improperly cooked or handled food, staff that views you as a pesky annoyance they hope will die & leave them alone, by all means!! check out the hilton!!! it's highly recommended for such an experience!!