Michelle Birchak Cincinnati Ohio, Industrial Solutions Group, erde auergurke, earth pickle Cheating , STD spreading , W**** cincinnati ohio, Maryland

Here's the deal - I'm doing this anonymously because Michelle really is a b***h and would go out of her way to create drama in my life if she knew or could prove who I was. Also, the poster of this review, Sean Porder, is almost as bad as she is; ALMOST.

Both of them are probably the most egotistical people I've ever met in my life. Neither one of them thinks their s**t stink - which is funny because both are kinda fat and stinky when it comes to drama. Sean came into my life because of Michelle and, because she was a fairly integrated part of my life, I got more than my fair share of him. He deals and uses drugs. Michelle would regularly go over to his condo to smoke pot, then come over and make excuses about how Sean only does a little bit of cocaine - every now and then. Sean makes out like he's a poor widowed abused single father just trying to make it in the world. What he left out is that his son (whose name is some janky spelling of Giovanney) is the product of his unprotected sex with a hooker/stripper. He's been saddled with her ever since because of his son and it is the source of much drama for him. (Ladies, be aware.) He's also well known in Cincinnati for doing exactly what he has done to Michelle; post giant "reviews" of people that he knows will be protected as free speech and not removed. He did the same thing to Jessica Mittendorf and that review - to the best of my knowledge - is pretty much crap. The point is, he has no conscience about what he says or who he says it to, nor does he leave any room for people to be human and make stupid mistakes and then grow up - neither does Michelle which is why they spent two years blowing smoke up eachother's asses about how perfect they were, literally. (and no, the bad spelling and grammar in Sean's post were not typos - he's really that unconcerned with the details. So what if it makes him read like he just fought his way past his 19 toothless relatives and stepped out of the trailer.)

That's as much as I know or care to know about Sean. But Michelle... I KNOW Michelle.

She really is the crazy needy manipulative w***e that Sean paints her to be. When I was in contact with her she was constantly showing me pictures of penises that she had collected from whatever hook-up site and deciding when, if, and in what order she would f**k them.

When it comes to dating, Sean is a good example of the ridiculous trash she likes. She goes for guys who are as mouthy and opinionated as she is because she knows "they will have to compete with her." (That's a direct quote straight from Michelle's mouth, by the way) For anyone who might see her as long term dating/marriage potential, you should know that she wears the marks of the excellent education and silver spoon that her parent's gave her. Underneath it all, she is trash; well-spoken, out-going, opinionated trash, but trash all the same. She will debate her point no matter how long she has to to win. At first that's fun but it gets old really fast.

Apparently, she has gotten skinny? When I knew her she, she'd be a linebacker whether you took the fat off or not. She's definitely German. I suspect she's only skinny because Sean is not so skinny.

She is smart - when she's not crazy. Her father is indeed her boss. As I understand it, she had major depression issues in college and he hired her out of college to see to it that she was taken care of. She can b***h about him all she wants but he puts up with her being crazy and late/lazy and nobody else would so, are the wages substandard?? Not so sure. But then, Sean could be right about this one too. All of the Birchak kids are pretty entitled (Michelle is the worst of the four)- and smart. They are sort of the Price Hill version of the Kennedys in their own minds. They've had the best schooling thanks to their parents. They've certainly seen the poverty and need for social justices. You'd think some compassion would have sunk in over the years. But, somewhere along the way they got wired to see it as a heartless dog-eat-dog REPUBLICAN world and the s**t and disrepair of their own neighborhood was just an indicator that they're better and smarter than everybody else. Michelle has taken this idea to the extreme, though she'd never admit it because it would make her imperfect to think that poor people ought to be sectioned off in order to raise the level of the gene pool. (She's never said THOSE words to me but close...) One by one they grow up, get out of college, and find out that the real world is not all money and entitlements, so I have to giggle.

Anyway, that's my experience with both Michelle Birchak and Sean Porder. It is, of course, peppered with my opinions about them. Take em or leave em. I can't comment on the STD's, etc, though it wouldn't surprise me. I've definitely known her to f**k on the first date and she IS Catholic so condoms are not encouraged. All I can say is, you two should've gotten married because you're right - you ARE perfect... for each other.

I am a liar. I do not know anyone named Michelle Birchak. I have never even been to Cincinnati Ohio. I made all this up. I passed false information knowingly with the implication that the information was true. I just looked this up and apparently it is considered "LIBEL". I take full responsibility for the false statements and await my Defamation suit. I feel I have "dully notified" this website of the false information and content. I feel it is now the sole responsibility of the company maintaining this site, if any more damage to this persons character takes place. Address for Service of Process (certified mail only)

5735 Industry Lane, Frederick, MD 21704. For in person service of process 240-415-1247 leave message to arrange service in person.



Sean Porder

Robert responses to other post and I can tell you he is not an "ex boyfriend" or anthing else.  Once you make a post here you are subjected to rebuttals - get used to it.

Yeah at 6:34 am on a Sunday morning no guy from Buffalo is awake let alone not hung over enough to make smart a** remark blaming the victim of cheating. Just like she filed immedeately after the post on the other site (she was informed of it ) pretending to be "Lorena" Michelle Birchak now pretends to be a guy and blames me for too many details and calls me an Idiot. Ok but Michelle Birchak you are still a lying cheating w***e with STD's. The truck is cleaned out and blocking space in my driveway for other women to park and with my new vehicle I would like it gone. Do your part. Look if you keep posting comments I will keep responding if you let my comments be they will drift off into search browser history and won't show up on the first few pages. Leave me be.

Sean Porder

Are you sure you didn't leave any details out of your tale?

Idiot!!!  Don't forget to visit your doctor.