Pony Police James Browne Chief J. B. Stoner Mayor Police Chief Drives Recklessly, Sleeps On Duty and Passes Gas Pony Alabama

I have never been a Police Chief anywhere. I have never even told anyone that I am a Police Chief anywhere. The person that filed this report is an Ex-Friend of mine named Jody David Ahrens. I recently applied for a job that i did not get because of these false reports filed with my name because Jody thought it was funny. He also files fake reports against HACLA, The Housing Authority of the City of Los Angeles among many others.

No such city and no such person. Just goes to show you how full of it stories you hear on Rip off report can be.

I have nothing against the Police. I obey all the laws that are worth obeying. Just the other day, I was sitting outside with Tammy Yamamoto (Used to be Tommy, until he got the operation from Dr. Handcock) and here comes the Chief. He was so rude. He asked Tammy if she would love him long time. It was terrible. He then asked me how much I paid to bring her from the Phillipines. Tammy told him that she was from Japan, not the Phillipines. Chief Browne then said, "You know, I'm still pretty pissed off about Pearl Harbor". What a racist! We finally went inside to get away from him. When will Mayor Stoner fire this fool??

I have nothing against the Police. I obey all the laws that are worth obeying. Just the other day, I was sitting outside with Tammy Yamamoto (Used to be Tommy, until he got the operation from Dr. Handcock) and here comes the Chief. He was so rude. He asked Tammy if she would love him long time. It was terrible. He then asked me how much I paid to bring her from the Phillipines. Tammy told him that she was from Japan, not the Phillipines. Chief Browne then said, "You know, I'm still pretty pissed off about Pearl Harbor". What a racist! We finally went inside to get away from him. When will Mayor Stoner fire this fool??

I have nothing against the Police. I obey all the laws that are worth obeying. Just the other day, I was sitting outside with Tammy Yamamoto (Used to be Tommy, until he got the operation from Dr. Handcock) and here comes the Chief. He was so rude. He asked Tammy if she would love him long time. It was terrible. He then asked me how much I paid to bring her from the Phillipines. Tammy told him that she was from Japan, not the Phillipines. Chief Browne then said, "You know, I'm still pretty pissed off about Pearl Harbor". What a racist! We finally went inside to get away from him. When will Mayor Stoner fire this fool??

I have nothing against the Police. I obey all the laws that are worth obeying. Just the other day, I was sitting outside with Tammy Yamamoto (Used to be Tommy, until he got the operation from Dr. Handcock) and here comes the Chief. He was so rude. He asked Tammy if she would love him long time. It was terrible. He then asked me how much I paid to bring her from the Phillipines. Tammy told him that she was from Japan, not the Phillipines. Chief Browne then said, "You know, I'm still pretty pissed off about Pearl Harbor". What a racist! We finally went inside to get away from him. When will Mayor Stoner fire this fool??

And I know why! Chief Browne gave you a ticket for failing to pay the $1.50 handicap parking charge at Piggly Wiggly and Judge Breem threw the book at you and followed it with several more books. Ever since then you have been making things up about the chief. As everyone (in Pony) knows the Pony Buffet had to close because it had been built on an old Indian burial ground and some (actually many) people claimed to have had very bad feelings after eating there and attributed them to supernatural manifestations. I, on the other hand, attribute it to the fact that the refrigeration unit at the buffet had been failing for weeks and Mr. Lo was too cheap to get it fixed. Can anyone spell "food poisoning?" Even Hotty (who should be immune to food poisoning by now) got sick.

By the way, Leonard, Jim Browne KNOWS who hid the dead fish up under the seat of the patrol car AND who painted Mayor Stoner's Lexus pink and purple (actually a pretty nice looking color scheme but using a brush and house paint ruins the effect). Yes, Chief Browne is onto you and it's just a matter of time. So next time you throw a piece of trash out of the window of your car or spit on the sidewalk, expect another session in Judge Breem's court. I understand he has been collecting some very HEAVY lawbooks!

Roger Hazard is fruitier than an orange tree. Give me a break. If Roger dares to show his face in town. I remember when Roger was on the Pony High School Football team. He started out as a "tight-end" but by his senior year he was a "wide receiver". I can't wait to see "Rogg The Fabulous Bounty Hunter" on A&E. It is about time he brought those Felonious Fashion Faux Pauxs to justice!

With Roger on the job, we will have to change the name of Honolulu to HUNK-a-lulu

We had very little crime here in Pony until this slob of a loser police chief showed up. The Pony Buffet had to close due to chief Browne waddling in and eating ALL the food! I actually saw him come into the restaurant and load up the ENTIRE dessert section into a giant wheel barrow. When Hung Lo, the owner (a nice Chinaman - be he can't drive to save his life) told him that he couldn't take the food out of the restaurant, Chief Browne said, I'm not and proceeded to eat ALL the pies and cakes as he walked towards the exit.

Then on top of all that he demanded and got his 50% "police chief discount" And talk about crimes against the enviornment! Over at the post office, Chief Browne came in and passed gas so bad that Postmaster Anderson fainted! The window cracked due to the green toxic cloud emitting from Cheif Browne's behind. And did he say he was sorry? Heck NO! He just challenged anyone else still in the office to top his flatulence. The smell was a cross between rotton eggs, 3 week old fish and an Armenian's armpit. It is also very unusual that since Chief Browne came to town, "Peeping Tom" reports have tripled! The one thing that the women AND men victims remember is that they heard "farting sounds" right around the time the Peeping Tom struck and when they called 911, they heard a woman's voice say "Pony car 1, Pony car 1 come in please" outside the window. A co-oindence? I think not! And get this! How come sombody keeping urinating in the fountain in the town square? When I reported this to the Chief, he said, "It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove a d**n thing!" - Why did he deny something I never accused him of?

This is getting worse every day.

And I thought that the Austin, Texas police officers in Frank Sector on Third Watch ere bad!

This is a script that someone is submitting for a Jerry Springer show or a comedy movie, right?

Is this actually for real????????

You guys must really have a low crime rate.

My blind uncle can see you are full of B.S. - I visited Pony, they have a GREAT tourism buresu, and the 30 minutes I spent visiting all the wonderful cultural events were GREAT. Pony also happns to be the hometown of Roger Hazard, the man from "Sell This House" on A&E. In fact I happen to know that Roger is going to take over for Dog The Bounty Hunter. The new show will be called "Roger the Fabulous Bounty Hunter". I can't wait. April 1st is ROger Hazard day in Pony. I hope Roger comes and brings his girlfriend.

Mike...



My ten year old cousin knew it wasn't real after the first four sentences. Are you out of your mind? Does Alaska have any sort of selection or filtering process for who it elects to serve as law enforcement? Because you, sir, have absolutely NO powers of deduction OR ability to decipher truth from fiction, two qualities that I assume are pretty-much required for a man in your position.

I was the chief in Pony and James Browne made up fake crap about me to get me fired so he could take the job. I am not gay and I have never been gay and even if I was gay, I wasnt gay with the guy James Browne accused me of being gay with, not that there is anything wrong with being gay, because Im not gay. Pony is not a gay town, except for "west" Pony, thats where all the homosexuals hang out, well all 3 of them. But I wasnt there. James Browne is not to be trusted OK.

I was the chief in Pony and James Browne made up fake crap about me to get me fired so he could take the job. I am not gay and I have never been gay and even if I was gay, I wasnt gay with the guy James Browne accused me of being gay with, not that there is anything wrong with being gay, because Im not gay. Pony is not a gay town, except for "west" Pony, thats where all the homosexuals hang out, well all 3 of them. But I wasnt there. James Browne is not to be trusted OK.

I was the chief in Pony and James Browne made up fake crap about me to get me fired so he could take the job. I am not gay and I have never been gay and even if I was gay, I wasnt gay with the guy James Browne accused me of being gay with, not that there is anything wrong with being gay, because Im not gay. Pony is not a gay town, except for "west" Pony, thats where all the homosexuals hang out, well all 3 of them. But I wasnt there. James Browne is not to be trusted OK.

I happen to know Chief Browne personally. Anyone who thinks he is a mythical character needs to have their attitude adjusted. I'll personally refer this to Deputy Fife.

Pony AL is the new Tupper Lake.



Cool can't wait to hear all the juicy stories

If you aren't the Chief of police of Pony, Alabama, then WHO IS? You pulled me over and gave me a ticket last month in front of the Man Hole Bar because I refused your sexual advances. If there is no such thing as Pony, Alabama, then why did the city treaseruer cash the check I paid for the fine on that BOGUS citation you gave me??

This report was started by Mike because he didn't like how I responded to the last report he filed which was solely to defame my name and charachter. There is no such thing as Pony Alabama and everything else Mike writes is a lie. I have never been out of the state I live in and it isnt anywhere near Alabama. In this report, Mike is also defaming the good people of Alabama im sure. That was what he thought where the dumberst people are. Its really an indicator that he looks down on the people of Alabama in general.

WHO CARES, AND THERE IS NO SUCH PLACE AS PONY, ALABAMA!!

The mental hospitals must give the inmates access to the internet.

You claim to be a "professional" police officer. Well let me tell you pal, how professional can you be? Come on. A cop in Alaska? All you do is roust old drunk eskimos and have sex with penguins. Give me a break. I guess we should be lucky to have James Browne and no you patrolling our fine town.

Is this real? Seriously or is it a short story type game I don't know about. Because as a law enforcement professional I can say with reasonable certainty that this account is false, and I wouldn't mind some proof, because there is no way this happened

Chief Browne was the Police Chief in our town 6 months ago. It was the worst times I have ever seen. He would write tickets all over town and keep the money for himself. He was finally fired here when he was caught using Food Stamps to buy expensive seafood and wine for some dinner party he was having for his friends (he must really like the good stuff!). The biggest scandal of all that WE had though, was when Otis, one of our citizens in town, tried to make a citizen's arrest and landed in jail. I'm glad Chief Browne is gone and I hope you can work out your issue there in Pony. Good Luck.

Leonard,

It's obvious you harbor an unreasonable dislike for Chief Browne. Each of the incidents you have cited can be easily explained as an example of good police procedures. First, testing the performance of the car and lights is clearly an example of preparedness training. Cross training with the disaster response crew (the ambulance) is another good way to improve total system response to emergencies. Renaming the town to Westec would improve the town's marketability as a high-tech industrial site.

Your last example is very telling. Chief Browne was on a long term stakeout and expecting to have to shoot some nefarious criminal at any second (that's why the gun was out). Eating in the car (the pork rinds) was in order to avoid missing any illegal activity, and also to avoid food poisoning by one of Hotty Toddy's awful burgers. Also, it is a fact, that Chief Browne, from his own pocket, paid the $1.50 handicapped parking fee at Piggly Wiggly. It's clear that Chief Browne is a dedicated public servant and a professional policeman whom you have viciously and mistakenly maligned.

Our Justice of the Peace isn't Roy Bean, its Ray Breem and he IS NOT a "Hanging Judge", He's a "Well Hung Judge", Just ask Hotty Toddy from the Boom Boom Room.

That's a tough town you live in. Maybe you should move to Phenix City.



Oh, you failed to mention Judge Roy Bean. I hear he's the hangin' judge.

Nice story. Next thing you know, the police chief will have moved on to Phenix City. LOOK OUT CHARLES !!!