Strictly Health Corporation hoodobadiet.com, Hoodoba Pure 30 "no nonsense" money back guarantee is bogus! Internet

They claim that you can return all unopened bottles within 30 days if you aren't satisfied so I figured this would be no problem since the bottle was unopened. I had only tried the liquid sample. 

On their website they claim to have a "30 Day No Nonsense Money Back Guarantee". HA!

First I called and the guy gave me the total runaround about how the pills are "a totally different animal" than the liquid and I should try them. Except then, I will have opened the bottle and they don't accept opened bottle returns. I explain this to him and he keeps telling me the pills are different than the liquid. It is supposed to be pure Hoodia whether it's pill or liquid form so this makes no sense. But the guy is very cagey and doesn't want to address this point just keeps repeating himself. 

Finally I convince him that I really DO want to return it and he says I need to go to the website and get a return authorization number. I have done this twice now in the last week and have heard nothing from them.

I have called a second number that turned out to be a fax, and a third where I got some woman's answering machine. I have also left them a message via comment form on their website. 

What do you want to bet that when they finally do respond it will be after my 30 days, and they'll say "sorry ma'am you need to have contacted us within 30 days". If I ever hear from them at all. 

This has put me off all diet pills forever. Perhaps that is a good thing.