United States Postal Service usps.com NEVER EVER USE USPS TO SEND SOMETHING OF VALUE! Nationwide

Dear Friends, our charity IAMHopeNow received its first donation, a 1961 Pontiac Bonneville valued at between $100-$170K,000. 

We sent the title via Priority Mail with signature delivery to the Kalispell, Montana Treasurer's office.  
USPS attempted to deliver to a Government agency on Saturday 9-30-2017 when it was closed.  Then never attempted a redelivery.  

On 10-5-2017, USPS was contacted and a slight address correction was made (#2, to 2nd Floor).  On the 6th and until today the 11th, no delivery was even attempted to be made.  We have been on hold for 25 minutes twice, 45 minutes, today we have a hold time of 1 hour+.  Currently, I have been on hold for 30 minutes.
  
I have no way to redirect the package online, no way to reach an operator.  NOTHING.  

So if you have an important document and you cannot send it Fedex, DHL or UPS and must use the United States Postal Service, I have a free alternative service that has the same outcome that will not leave you hanging...no envelope required..and here it is:

FLUSH TWICE RAPID DELIVERY, AVAILABLE AT YOUR LOCAL COMMODE.  Properly tear your vital document in small pieces, place in the lavatory.  Flush once.  Once complete flush again.  There you have it, you will never see your document again, for sure.  Now wasn't that easier than paying for a USPS.com shipping label, putting it in a USPS envelope then delivering it to a mailbox, and worrying about whether it will arrive at the addressee?