Walnut Creek Police Department WALNUT CREEK POLICE NEGLECT TO CONFRONT BELLIGERENT SECURITY GUARD ACCOSTING AND STALKING APARTMENT RESIDENT AT PLACE OF RESIDENCE! Walnut Creek, California

I just stumbled upon this mess of a report. Joe Jr. (jr,lol...gay), I think perhaps it is time for you to stop thinking the world owes you, sack up, and just roll with life's punches. These types of things you're complaining about happen to everyone. Most people have had a run-in or two with some small **ick cop that was arrogant and ignorant. Most people have had problems at a fast food joint. However, most people do not go onto the internet and cry about it in uber-lengthy essays that no one will read. I know you'll respond back to this with some pseudo-witty response about how I'm a "Tard" and so on; just know this- You are the tard. You are a pu**y; Stop whining, get a girlfriend or something, get an actual job, and maybe see a therapist.

KFC'S HISTORY!  SUSY-Q'S HISTORY! THEY'RE LOSERS!  TROLLS ARE LIFE-LOSERS!  POST TILL YOU DROP, YOU'LL STILL BE LOSERS!! LMAO!!!!  IT'S THE CUSTOMER SERVICE, STUPID!!

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Voice of Troll-Tard-Turd,

I guess you're still in-denial about that KFC here, but it's just another DEFUNCT DUMP as you are--as duly predicted. 

Fat-so guard's already over-gorged on KFC, so he didn't need any of mine if had I been carrying any; and I don't contribute to public gluttony.

Outlaw Josey's already tired one impotent attempt at rebuttal-troll-tard-turd-ing but retreated quietly into irrelevant oblivion--as you surely shall again.

The guard's a turd

He already knows

He's been given the bird

And the boot as well

Now it's ya'll turn!  LMAO!!!!

KFC'S HISTORY!  SUSY-Q'S HISTORY!  THEY'RE LOSERS!  YOU'RE LIFE-LOSERS!  YOU'RE ALL DEFUNCT DUMPS DOWN THIS TOILET!  LMAO!!!!

I like how you like it, Kit-Troll-Tard-Turd.  I spend only as much time as you retarded turds who post here to insult me instead of commenting intelligently on the report and shall continue the trend until all you troll-tard-turds get lost and go away.  I needn't claim I'm correct when troll-tard-turds like yourself keep on proving my point.  LMAO!!!

You are retarded. 
You owe me nothing except to stop acting and being  awesomely retarded here.

If you didn't care you wouldn't be claiming here so retardedly that you don't.  So you needn't wonder how many paragraphs it takes to call another troll-tard-turd retarded.  Just count them and you'll know.  Can you count that high, Kit-troll-tard-turd?! 

"How pathetic must your life be that you just sit and insult people on the internet?" you ask.  How pathetic must your miserable life be that you just sit here at the internet to get insulted?  You're retarded, what can anybody else say?

I wouldn't say it to anybody's face?  Come try me, sometime, Kit-troll-tard-turd, anytime!  Act this retarded in my face, I'll call you a retarded turd to your face.  What would you do about it?  Come get it, Kit-Troll-Tard-Turd!  I'm very public everyplace on the internet and in person.  You're the one writing cowardly remarks in anonymity, skulking around in hiding, on the internet. 

Who the heck would ever care or want to be around Springfield if even a fraction of its inhabitants are as retarded as you and/or Ashley-Troll-Tard-Turd who put you up to acting and being retarded here?  Anything else?!   Or does Kit-Troll-Tard-Turd just about sum you up in total?!

KFC'S HISTORY! SUSY-Q'S HISTORY!  THEY'RE LOSERS!  YOU'RE LOSERS!  YOU'RE ALL DEFUNCT LUMPEN DUMPS DOWN THE TOILET!!  MY TOILET!!   LMAO!!!!  

Hey Joe Baby, maybe the fat guard (gord, gourd, gordo, whatever) was after your KFC. Were you carrying take out?
I'm surprised Outlaw Wales, Team Butthead's Star QB, hasn't appeared here yet, or Charles. Now we truly have well delineated ideological sides set up.

Tard and turd.
Have you heard the word?
Give the security guard the bird!

I like how you call everyone retarded and trolling, but you spend god knows how much time typing up paragraphs of text to insult and try to claim how correct you are.

You are stupid.

Ignorant and seem to think the world owes you for being such an awesome person.

Part of me wonders how many paragraphs and bullets points you will make to insult me and the other part of me doesn't care.

How pathetic must your life be that you just sit and insult people on the internet?

I bet you wouldn't say half this crap to anyone's face.

I hope I never see you around Springfield as I can't imagine how loud your mouth breathing must be.

My poor dear miserable pathetic Ashley-Troll-Tard-Turd,

Naturally you can't breathe: being an admitted brain-dead airhead, what else can you be but air-less?!  Still, you have this obsessive-fixation to be a blow-hard blowing hard air you don't have!  LMAO!

It may sound like a broken record to you, but you keep coming back to play and re-play it so redundantly!  So naturally you attract, like, just two insults: because those two describe most accurately what you are, have always been, and always shall be and remain.  Yep, you guessed it: a retarded turd!  LMAO!

Un-original, you say?  I've seen absolutely nobody here complimenting you for creative originality.  You must be paying Jim-Troll-Tard-Turd there to join your in these impotent attempts at troll-stalking.

Wrong again, brain-dead, airhead A-Hole: I AM a small press publisher and an well-established one at that since 1990!  LMAO!!  Nobody in their right writer's mind would WANT to be published by a "clearing-house," what the heck's that, but a corrupt sweepstakes scam?!  It's clear you're not just retarded, but ignorant as well.  It's PUBLISHING HOUSE, and there's no benefit to them either as they pay "authors" maybe ten percent of sales(IF they're lucky)as they leech as the parasites they are off of writers' work.  Amazon Kindle self-publishers alone receive 70% of proceeds.  Print-on-demand publishers can and do receive 75-80% of proceeds. 

So you do know that your blatant ignorance about publishing makes you no less the miserable pathetic retarded troll-tard-turd you are, right?!  LAMO!!  Here endeth today's publishing lesson!!

Keep posting my stalked-out links and giving me even more free advertising and publicity.  Just spell the name right...LMAO!!

Why then are you so afraid that you hide yourself away in anonymity, because you're a fat blubbery ugly-arse retarded turd of a pig, right?!  Who screws corpses, right?  Who adores his artificially-inseminated kid, right?  Who's propagating a whole brood of zombie offspring, right?

Who the heck would pay to read a single solitary word you've ever spoken or written anyplace?! 

Me spew filth and garbage?!  You ARE filth--brain-dead, retarded, turd-filled filth--returning here so redundantly to give me garbage.  Garbage you'll get so long as you do.  Spewing you right out and right down the toilet I'll continue so long as you do.  And that's pretty much that.  Nobody needs or desires a retarded turd's sympathy. 

You've already set the greatest record ever for the Rasberry Award for Best Retarded Turd!  Congratulations.  LMAO!! 

KFC'S HISTORY!  SUSY-Q'S HISTORY!  THAT DEFUNCT DUMP'S DOWN THE TOILET!  SO TOO AGAIN IS ASHLEY STALKER TROLL-TARD-TURD!  LMAO!!

PS  Jim Stalker-Troll-Tard-Turd  Yep, and Self-Control's the sole way to survive in a world dominated by retarded turds!  LMAO!!

You went to the toilet yesterday on your way to work.  You paid for a double serving of turd and a specimen cup of pee.  Your receipt showed you paid for a double serving of turd and a specimen cup of pee.  You received a double serving of turd and a specimen cup of pee with a complimentary roll of toilet paper.  You guess you better go file a ripoff report and have that Port-o-Potty shut down for charging a quarter for giving you what you wanted that should've been free!  

LMAO!!

and still have the ability to breathe.

Its like a broken record. You have like two insults, and you have to use them over and over and over again. You could just copy and paste each one of your insults. For an author, you are very unoriginal in your online writing skills.

I still can't wait for your movie to come out. Considering you self publish your book, I do see from your facebook page that you have the book off to the publishers. You do know that self publishing and publishing on demand doesn't make you an author right? Any idiot with a half baked book can self publish it. Yet, you haven't been picked up by any sort of major clearing house and your book is being made in to a major motion picture with an international movie star?

I really can't wait for this movie. It might set a new record for raspberry awards.

Here's some light reading for anyone that wanders by this page:

http://www.facebook.com/josephcovinojr

http://www.amazon.com/Joseph-Covino-Jr/e/B002C1UEMO

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0184506/

There's our infamous joe jr in all his glory! Your facebook page makes you seem like a halfway decent human being, yet you come on here and spew filth? You know people would be more sympathetic towards your plight if you would cut out all the garbage from your posts and actually speak english.

I went to McDonald's yesterday on my way to work.  I ordered 2 double cheeseburgers and a small chocolate shake.  My receipt shows I paid for 2 double cheeseburgers and a small chocolate shake.  I received 2 double cheeseburgers and a large strawberry shake.  I guess I better go a file a rip off report and have that location shut down for not giving what I wanted.

Jim Troll-Tard-Turd,

You must be suffering from that stinky-foot-in-mouth disease, or is it turd-in-mouth disease?!

If you didn't care, and if you weren't a jerk so irked, then you wouldn't be posting redundantly retarded images like this!

Besides, I'm a creative original.  I can't pop prescription pills prescribed for redundant brain-dead retard-turds like yourself.  So you keep popping your own pills for chronic brain-dead retardation with your own warm brew of shut-the-f*k up! 

And you'll feel better in no time!  You can take that stinky foot out of your mouth now!  It's most unbecoming!  LMAO!

KFC'S HISTORY! SUSY-Q'S HISTORY!  THE DEFUNCT DUMP'S OUT OF BUSINESS, LOSERS!

Click the picture below.  I saw it a couple days ago and for some reason it made me think of you.

Don't be sorry, my poor dear miserable pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd,

Your posts get deleted due to this site's auto-retard block, no mystery about that!

Every time a redundantly retarded troll-tard-turd like you returns to post yet further redundant retardation, I win, especially when he tries labeling me with his own descriptive adjectives!  LMAO!!!!

Your redundantly retarded posts are shrinking, just like that wet noodle of yours in your pants!  LMAO!!!!

I may have the s**t-eating grin, but only Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd has the s***-eating mouth full of s*** and turds!  LMAO!!!!  Nobody could ever surpass or dream to ever be like you!  LMAO!!!!

Keep laughing, s***-mouth, keep laughing!  But clean up after yourself!  You shouldn't eat s*** with your mouth open!  Turds drop all over the place!  LMAO!!!!

What friends?  You have no friends!  Only fellow troll-tard-TURDS--all swirling around like lumpen logs in the very same toilet cesspool!  LMAO!!!!

You won't have to wait long, my dear poor miserable Ashley-Troll-Tard-Turd, eating crow(which you'll surely be doing once I announce here the international icon celeb who'll be taking the novel)will prove to be a drastic, refreshing change over eating all that s**t you already ingest so regularly--together with all those chemistry-set liquids!  LMAO!!!!

Air can't and doesn't rush through a brain-dead, retarded airhead such as yours, so stop pretending!  LMAO!!!!

Set this to the tune of the "I'm a Pepper" commercial and repeat redundantly to yourself about yourself and all your fellow troll-tard-turds:

I'm a retard.

You're a retard.

We're a retard...too!  LAMO!!!!

And you're STILL posting about a dumb, out-of-control thread you pretend you care nothing about?!  LMAO!  Your supreme retardation is the only thing out of control at this thread!  LMAO!!!!

No, once anybody has Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd trolling them has hit rock bottom.

You haven't posted the first effective come-back yet and here we are at its footnote already!  LMAO!!!!

And a f****t retard to boot!   My regards, my dear poor miserable pathetic Ashley-Troll-Tard-Turd, to the corpse spouse, the artificially-inseminated retard of a kid and all your equally retarded zombie offspring!  LMAO!!!! 

With this post, you barely get a retarded 0/0 for trying!  You need a rest, loser troll-tard-turd!  You're losing so badly you're posting nothing to reply to!  LMAO!!!

KFC'S HISTORY!  SUSY-Q'S HISTORY!  SHE'S A LOSER!  YOU'RE A LIFE-LOSER!  BOTH OF YOU ARE OUT OF BUSINESS!  BOTH OF YOU ARE DEFUNCT DUMPS--two of a kind, but of different breeds!

You're the one that gets flushed straight down the toilet each and every time!  LMAO!!!!  LOSER!!

You're so tired and worn out you're making this WAY too easy for me!  LMAO!!!!  Your retarded butt's been kicked good!  LMAO!!!!

"28)What a stupendous disappointment!  I take a little vacation and return to read this t**t twaddle of yours.  Is that really the best you can do?  The master chemist perennially overcome on a daily basis by his chemical concoctions???!!!"

I'm sorry that my internet sucks out his in missouri and deletes my posts. Would you please go scream at verizon for me? Maybe the great Joe Jr. can fix my internet!


'Well, my poor dear miserable pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd, naturally I won and really showed you, as you lost from the start by having nothing in the way of real argument to offer from the very beginning.  You consistently shamed yourself by putting on such rabid display your own weak-minded retardation about everything, but that's not my fault, so you can scarcely blame me for your own short-comings."

Of course you won joe! I told you WEEKS ago that you won! You won the contest that you set the rules for and didn't tell anyone we were competing in! Naturally you are the winner! You are the smartest retard on the website. Way to beat a bunch of troll-turds at an imaginary internet game.

Oops. I said game. You just lost the game.


"Not that you've ever had anything much ever to live for in the first place--or why else fixate so obsessively(and ineffectually)on me?!"

Because you are the most lucious and deliectible piece of man meat I've ever seen. The way your tanned leathery skin streached over your malformed biceps. It really turns me on. Your s**t-eating grin and lopsided hair cut are the new fashion trend. I want to be like you joe!

"Anyway, as you're stalking me--with nothing more productive or useful to do with your daily worthless little nothing of a life--DO watch out for my latest forthcoming crime suspense thriller title, SAN FRANCISCO'S FINEST: GUNNING FOR THE ZODIAC."

Hold on. I'm laughing.

I'm still laughing.

OMG I have to forward this to my friends. You really think you have the next big thing with some crappy police novel about the zodiac killer? Man I can't WAIT to see the movie! I'll watch it at least a dozen times. It will be worth lampooning!

"I can reveal its title now that it'll post shortly at Amazon.Kindle.  And then watch all the accolades and such as it progresses in popularity to the big major motion picture screen.  I encourage you to stalk me further like this only because I know its success shall gall the heck out of you to the end of your miserable pathetic days given your incomparable insecurities displayed here so formidably."

I can't wait for you to update this website with how many books you didn't sell. I can't WAIT to see how high you didn't get on the new york times bestseller list! It will be amazing. Joe, if you actually have a hit on your hands I will eat crow and cut you a check for $1000 dollars. I'll apologize for everything I've said, and never post on this website again. Ok?

" No need to blah-blah at all: you've already proven you can't keep up with not just the infrequency of your replies but with their brainless brevity."

I'm sorry joe. I"m way too stupid to understand what you are saying. I can't understand you over the sound of the air rushing through my head.

"You're HISTORY!  Yes, KFC's HISTORY!  And, yes, Susy-Q's HISTORY!  I'm not, I'm still here, and I'm still...LMAO!!!!  And nobody else here is rushing to your support, either, having the good sense you're lacking that it's a lost cause and foregone conclusion and NONE of you can win...not at my page. "

Are we still on this garbage? You care an awful lot about suzi-q, you should ask her out on a date. I"m sure she would swoon for the great Joe Jr. No one is rushing to my support because... well... no one cares. This is the dumbest most out of control thread on this website. I'm surprised the owner of the website has not intervened due to the level of garbage on this thread. hell you have CHARLES trolling you now... You know you've hit rock bottom when charles and josey are trolling you.

"And before quaffing it, do plunk an olive or squeeze some lemon into that Kervorkian cocktail...it just might go down better...and smoother...I will pray for your salvation though in the next life...where hopefully your self-inflicted retardation shall be swiftly cured and dispensed with...Alleluia...Amen...and Amen!!! "

Maybe we will be lovers in the next life! Two souls separated across time and brought together finally! Oh it would be divine joe.

"PS  I must admit,...that zombie gag was a helluva lot of fun...LMAO!!!!   "

Its been the only creative and funny gag you've had on this website.

I give you 4/10 for trying.

28)What a stupendous disappointment!  I take a little vacation and return to read this t**t twaddle of yours.  Is that really the best you can do?  The master chemist perennially overcome on a daily basis by his chemical concoctions???!!!

Well, my poor dear miserable pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd, naturally I won and really showed you, as you lost from the start by having nothing in the way of real argument to offer from the very beginning.  You consistently shamed yourself by putting on such rabid display your own weak-minded retardation about everything, but that's not my fault, so you can scarcely blame me for your own short-comings.

Not that you've ever had anything much ever to live for in the first place--or why else fixate so obsessively(and ineffectually)on me?!

Anyway, as you're stalking me--with nothing more productive or useful to do with your daily worthless little nothing of a life--DO watch out for my latest forthcoming crime suspense thriller title, SAN FRANCISCO'S FINEST: GUNNING FOR THE ZODIAC.

I can reveal its title now that it'll post shortly at Amazon.Kindle.  And then watch all the accolades and such as it progresses in popularity to the big major motion picture screen.  I encourage you to stalk me further like this only because I know its success shall gall the heck out of you to the end of your miserable pathetic days given your incomparable insecurities displayed here so formidably.

No need to blah-blah at all: you've already proven you can't keep up with not just the infrequency of your replies but with their brainless brevity.

You're HISTORY!  Yes, KFC's HISTORY!  And, yes, Susy-Q's HISTORY!  I'm not, I'm still here, and I'm still...LMAO!!!!  And nobody else here is rushing to your support, either, having the good sense you're lacking that it's a lost cause and foregone conclusion and NONE of you can win...not at my page. 

And before quaffing it, do plunk an olive or squeeze some lemon into that Kervorkian cocktail...it just might go down better...and smoother...I will pray for your salvation though in the next life...where hopefully your self-inflicted retardation shall be swiftly cured and dispensed with...Alleluia...Amen...and Amen!!! 

PS  I must admit,...that zombie gag was a helluva lot of fun...LMAO!!!!  

I guess my response yesterday was eaten by the internet. Or there's a consipiracy to block my posts of this site.

:: cue twilight zone music ::

Well joe, you won. You really showed me. I'm shamed beyond belief. I have the Dr. kevorkian cocktail special coming to my house tonight so I can kill myself. There really isn't anything to live for. I've been put in my place by a hollywood major motion picture big shot.

Thanks for the memories Joe. I wish we could have been friends. Maybe in the next life we can drink some beers together and play a game of chess or two.

Don't worry, I'll write more later. I just don't feel like a big tirade this morning. I can already hear yours though:

Blah blah blah troll-turd-tard blah blah blah kfc sucks blah blah blah suzy-q blah blah blah kill yourself.

Now there would be about 3000 more blah blah blahs in there. You tend to get very mouthy and when you get all worked out the venom just spews from your mouth.

26)Ah, my dear poor miserable pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd,

Naturally you're biting the dust!  Now as you admit I'm distracting you from and interfering with your work?  Work?!  What could you possibly do as a job as an inmate in a mental ward or prison cell?!  Of course!  You clean the institution's TOILETS!!  Then you bathe in each and every one before flushing!  What else is a tard-turd to do?!  LMAO!!!!  And all that time you spend taking the extra unnecessary motions of copying&pasting my text and ridiculously claim you're not getting trolled?!  How silly and stupid--oh, excuse me, retarded--can you get?!

I write s**t for books, you say?  You should know!  You purchase online multiple copies of ALL my books to collect and treasure!  You think I don't know?!

Stay tuned in coming weeks when I announce how the novel I'm just now finishing will be the basis of a MAJOR motion picture by a MAJOR Hollywood actor/director/producer, which I can't reveal at present.  How much greater your manly/womanly love envy and jealousy shall be, how much more turd there shall be on your face...LMAO!!!!  These posts provide my daily writing warm-up, they're fantastic!  You see, whilst you're forced to commute to and from work at your toilet-cleaning job, anxiously awaiting your return to me for yet more trolling, I'm here comfy and cozy at home LMAO!!!...at YOU...and all that wasted time and effort...

You're speaking such Greek to me now with turd in your mouth that I couldn't quite decipher TL:DR and critting and such...but whatever that gibberish means, you're doubtless lying again, you read ALL AND EVERYTHING I post here, otherwise you wouldn't copy&paste it so dutifully and predictably...I've got you right where you want to be...at my mercy...truth's never self-importance...

Naturally it's a contest, which you're losing and shall continue losing, since you're the supreme LOSER, not to mention the supreme Troll-Tard-Turd...your responses are becoming choppy, more concise, more pruned(like your backside), redundant, you're slacking, you're tiring, you're weakening, you can't possibly keep up, and now you're parroting your own name--Troll-Tard-Turd--claiming speciously in the very same breath they're meaningless, nonsensical and ridiculous, making excuses about why you read this site, blah, blah, blah...you read it because such a retarded LOSER such as yourself has absolutely nothing else to do with his/her worthless nothing of a life...I'll keep them rolling, all right Bub, until you're plenty steam-rolled!!...

Yeah, you're the life(or death)of your family functions, Suicidals Anonymous!!!...of course retards like you can successfully off himself/herself by crying and piss-ing in some corner, you choke on the pee you collect to quaff...and surely you have a ghost-writer to assist in stringing your retarded sentences together...that artificially-inseminated bride of yours no doubt...

Here you concede and admit to your retardation: "Any sane person would just leave when they got trolled on the internet. Yet you keep coming back, day after day like a broken record."

And yet here YOU are, on LONG-play!!  LMAO!!!!  No, you're clearly in love with ME, despite all my kind spurning...and I'm here to help, I'll be here for you until your self-inflicted dying day at self-actualization-and-realization...and you'll make it, too, with my invaluable assistance...a loser tard-turd must first dump before flushing, it's just the natural order of things, and how I'm dumped on YOU here, big-time!!  LMAO!!!!

No need to cry over the conspicuous pain I cause you; but if you do, a roll of soft toilet tissue is just a short reach away...leave the commode lid up at night and your reach shall be much, much easier...about those nightmares of competing, attacking turds, I just don't know what to tell you...

It takes denial to know denial, so naturally you live in it, you indulge yourself in it, you out-and-out wallow in it...

You're still lying, Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd, you started with the insults, I finish them:

"... this post makes me want to eat at KFC more. if I lived near Walnut creek CA I would go shake that manager's hand for running off this customer.

Heck, I bet she's HAPPY he doesn't shop there anymore. I can only imagine the daily attitude the employees had to put up with from this man."

And post-post to this you lie AGAIN, falsely claiming you never eat fast food KFC after admitting here you'd like to eat "more!"  My dear poor miserable pathetic Ashley-Tard-Turd, I've got you not knowing whether you're coming or going, so stop chasing your own stinky tail and get REAL...all this endless drivel you're babbling over something you claim you care "nothing" about...LMAO!!!!...You're a LOSER!  Susy-Q's a LOSER!...This defunct dump of a KFC is CLOSED AND OUT OF BUSINESS!!!!...yet you were just falsely claiming it's "doing fine" and Susy-Q's just "happy" with her ful-filling work...you're not just in denial, you're so deluded your dreamworld's indescribable...but then, that's why you're confined to your mental ward and/or prison cell you currently inhabit and clean toilets you float in...LMAO!!!!

I won't dignify your ridiculous lies by re-reading that ridiculous thread: every last one of the negative posters called names and hurled insults, as I already posted in reply long ago; but naturally retards can't take it that I counter-call and outdo them so effectively...that's why the rest of your co-blow-die-hards have the good sense to move on elsewhere...YOU'RE the one who's so insecure that you can't take being called by your real name--Tard-Turd--because it bothers you so very much, with such fanatic obsessive-compulsion-fixation, my dear poor miserable pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd...

I'm un-worried.  You may still be here, but your so-called "roar"'s become nothing but a very weak whimper, proved by this panzy post...just understand and comprehend how that makes YOU look to the rest of your retardate society..."Normal" people don't wander around so aimlessly RESPONDING so REDUNDANTLY to people calling THEM tard-turds...unless of course they're RETARDED, like you...

LMAO!!!!  Every response you make proves you lose, my dear poor miserable pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd, because you're trying so impotently to outdo somebody after so falsely claiming to be so superior in your wisdom that you'd intended to post your "LAST" response, yet here you are, scores of posts later, still losing because you can't help yourself, you can't help coming her to get butt-kicked, you can't help but crave self-inflicted masochism...so you've got it all backwards, as backwards as your retardate thinking: you're MY mark, and I'll keep crapping on you for as long as it takes...LMAO!!!...but then, being the tard-turd you are, you're USED to being crapped on, aren't you?  Of course you are, dear...

That suggested assisted-alternative is absolutely the best HELP anybody could offer you, it's likely the sole outlet for all your self-inflicted loser-misery...so put yourself out of it, before it's too, too late...

Well, at least there's one benefit of that limp wet noodle of yours, your poor pathetic artificially-inseminated kid won't have to travel far for a teething ring...you just un-zip and there it has it!  LAMO!!!!  But exercise due care and caution: the FTC says that teething on a limp wet noodled induces...yep, you guessed it...severe retardation!

And now you want to grave-rob and dig up poor dead cats for your retarded off-spring to play with...I knew it all along, it explains EVERYTHING: you're into NECROPHILIA, not bestiality, or both!  It explains how you could father a kid through the path of most least-resistance: by screwing a corpse!!!!  OMG!!!!  No wonder no human female in her right mind would ever let you climb atop them!  What I can't figure is how you successfully compelled a corpse to conceive for you?! 

Ah, I've got it: ALL those rumors of ZOMBIES emanating from your town are ALL TRUE!!!! LMAO!!!!

You're breeding not just a brood of Troll-Tard-Turds, but a brood of Troll-Tard-Turd ZOMBIES!!  Oh, the horror, the horror!!  LMAO!!!!

I didn't bite the dust. I'm still here, I won't go anywhere joe. I wait patiently for word from my beloved. Since you want me to read your posts, I will! I was far too busy at work this morning, but I have the spare time now!

"24)Poor Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd,
A writer's time writing's never a waste, my dear poor miserable pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd, it's just more practice at getting even more expert!  "

I shudder to think about your book(s) If this is the sort of stuff you write about online, what sort of s**t do you put in book(s)?

" Nobody will ever read, you say?!  But YOU clearly read it--ALL of it--and that's all that's truly important!  It was directed at you and well received by you!  "

Don't get so self important. Your post was TL:DR and it critted me for 15k. When I came to, I couldn't bare to read it. It might have the secret to life, the universe, and everything in it, but I will never know.

"But I'm a tad bit disappointed at your pee-poor response, my dear poor miserable and pathetic Ashley-Troll-Tard-Turd!  Clearly you got your troll-tard-but beat with that one if this is all you can respond with!  Naturally my triumph is a jubilant emotional response! "

I didn't realize this was a contest. If its a contest then I readily agree that you are the king of the hill when it comes to being a troll-tard-turd! You definately beat my A** at troll-tard-turding.

C'mon joe, I thought we had moved past your nonsensical insults.  Troll-Tard-Turd is meaningless as an insult. Its so ridicuous that its hilarious! and you wonder why I read this site? Just for retarded posts like yours! Keep em rolling buddy!


"No worries at all, my dear poor miserable pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd, I'm still here for YOU, I'm still here to HELP!  Just be sure and spike that cup of poison chemicals with free, free-flowing KFC before you quaff-and-off yourself.  You already know that self-inflicted self-delusion-and-denial and masochism are free.  Self-inflicted euthanasia is likewise equally free--and nothing but the TRUTH shall ever set YOU free! "

Nice. Good to know that you are still advocating suicide to people you meet on the internet. I'm sure you are a gem at family functions. If I am as big a retard as you think I am, there's no way I could sucessfully kill myself. I'd just piss myself and cry in the corner. I'm not sure how you propose that the mentally retarded can string sentances together on the internet!

"Granted, I can only know here what you feel as obsessively-compelled to tell me--as obsessively-compelled to fixate on me, your girly-manly-loved paramour--especially as I don't creepily stalk you at Yelp and elsewhere as you persist with stalking-and-trolling me.   But my charity to your crazy cause is as boundless as ever."

Yet, you come here everyday. Sometimes twice a day. Just to write pages and pages of diatribe insulting me. If I am obssessively-compelled to fixate on you, you are doubly so. Any sane person would just leave when they got trolled on the internet. Yet you keep coming back, day after day like a broken record. You are clearly in love with me. We are soulmates meant to walk the earth together.

"So don't pretend to be unhurt and unfazed about my meaningful words and revelations about you, as I shall help you know thyself better than you do now once I'm through with you.  And in the end you'll be grateful and thank me profusely for it. "

Don't worry Joe, I cry myself to sleep at night over the pain you cause me. I am wracked by nightmares from being separated by you.


"I don't insult you with the TRUTH, my dear poor miserable pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd.  You insult yourself with your own in-denial self and all the rest of the lies you post here so habitually: you LIE about how you first reacted to my initial KFC post, you LIE about how that crappy now defunct dump of a KFC was doing so "fine" and its rude and obnoxious biddy, Susy-Q, so "happy" in her work.  So no telling what else you lie her so pathologically about.  But I see through your clever artifices, everybody else does as well--and shall--so long as you return here to expose yourself so conspicuously."

Denial? Oh my joe. I dont need to live in denial, you are doing just fine for the both of us.

here's my FIRST response to you:
"

#89 Consumer Comment
They are right
AUTHOR: Ashley - springfield (U.S.A.)
SUBMITTED: Friday, September 09, 2011POSTED: Friday, September 09, 2011
Post #1 and #2 do not call you any names Joseph, hoewver you open up with the name calling and vulgarity in post #3. You did start the name calling.
"

I didn't attack you. I merely pointed out that you were wrong about who started the name calling. Your first response to me:

"

And if you read the post, no one was attacking you. No one was calling you names. You are the one that is so insecure that you feel the need to come on to an internet website everyday and call people "turds" and "Tards"

"So I know all I need to know--everything, in fact--to afford these responses to your not-so-superior tripe all the personal touch demanded.  And the truth is, my dear poor miserable and pathetic Ashley-Troll-Tard-Turd, you're tiring, you're weakening, I'm wearing you out, but you're still holding on to it--barely, anyway--and just won't let go: you won't let go of that wet noodle hanging so limp between those thighs whilst forever and ever dreaming of creaming at nasty thoughts of holding onto me and mine!  You won't let go of your compulsive-obsessive fixation on me and urge to post retardate comments about my manner of free speech and expression."

Oh don't worry Joe, I'm not weakening at all! I'm still here and roaring strong. I can regurgitate mindless drivel on the internet longer than you can. That's definately for sure. You can post however you want, just know how it makes you look to the rest of society. Normal people don't wander around calling everyone Tards and talking about limp noodles.


"Let it go, my dear poor miserable and pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd.  You're a LOSER.  You always have been, always shall be, a supreme LOSER you shall remain.  You can't win here.  KFC lost.  Susy-Q lost.  And now, Ash has LOST--so severely."


Let what go? What did I lose? I'm trolling you good sir. Every response you make means I win. You know how I lose? when you stop responding. You can't troll someone who wont respond. You are the best mark I've ever had! You just keep coming back day after day after day for more! Its astounding!

"But no matter how often or how long you come back and return to LOSE some more, I'm here for you, I'm here to help, I'm here because I CARE for the retarded and mentallly challenged and disadvantaged!!!! "

Well thanks joe, I"m glad you are here to help me. Even though you haven't actually offered any real advice to help me with these illusionary problems you percieve. Wait, I take that back, you advised me to kill myself. That doesn't sounds terribly helpful.

"PS  And by the by, right around the corner from where I live is none other than a PET EXPRESS store, where we can purchase plenty of colorfully decorated dog-leads for both that bride and artificially-inseminated but butt-UGLY little idiot kid of yours.  Poor little thing.  Please, I implore you, don't raise the little moron to grow up to be anything but the absolute complete OPPOSITE of YOU--for the sake of the whole wide world at large!  Anything, and I mean ANYTHING, but another accursed Ashely Troll-Tard-Turd to abominate the world with!  It would nothing short of...catastrophic!!!!  "

Oh dont worry! My kid will be raised to be every bit the retard troll turd that I am! In fact, I'm a foster parent! I get to raise LOTS of retard troll turds! Don't worry, I'll bring them all to visit you someday soon! they can meet papa joe and get some soda refills and play with your dead cats.  

24)Poor Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd,

A writer's time writing's never a waste, my dear poor miserable pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd, it's just more practice at getting even more expert! 

Nobody will ever read, you say?!  But YOU clearly read it--ALL of it--and that's all that's truly important!  It was directed at you and well received by you! 

But I'm a tad bit disappointed at your pee-poor response, my dear poor miserable and pathetic Ashley-Troll-Tard-Turd!  Clearly you got your troll-tard-but beat with that one if this is all you can respond with!  Naturally my triumph is a jubilant emotional response!

No worries at all, my dear poor miserable pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd, I'm still here for YOU, I'm still here to HELP!  Just be sure and spike that cup of poison chemicals with free, free-flowing KFC before you quaff-and-off yourself.  You already know that self-inflicted self-delusion-and-denial and masochism are free.  Self-inflicted euthanasia is likewise equally free--and nothing but the TRUTH shall ever set YOU free!

Granted, I can only know here what you feel as obsessively-compelled to tell me--as obsessively-compelled to fixate on me, your girly-manly-loved paramour--especially as I don't creepily stalk you at Yelp and elsewhere as you persist with stalking-and-trolling me.   But my charity to your crazy cause is as boundless as ever.

So don't pretend to be unhurt and unfazed about my meaningful words and revelations about you, as I shall help you know thyself better than you do now once I'm through with you.  And in the end you'll be grateful and thank me profusely for it.

I don't insult you with the TRUTH, my dear poor miserable pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd.  You insult yourself with your own in-denial self and all the rest of the lies you post here so habitually: you LIE about how you first reacted to my initial KFC post, you LIE about how that crappy now defunct dump of a KFC was doing so "fine" and its rude and obnoxious biddy, Susy-Q, so "happy" in her work.  So no telling what else you lie her so pathologically about.  But I see through your clever artifices, everybody else does as well--and shall--so long as you return here to expose yourself so conspicuously.

So I know all I need to know--everything, in fact--to afford these responses to your not-so-superior tripe all the personal touch demanded.  And the truth is, my dear poor miserable and pathetic Ashley-Troll-Tard-Turd, you're tiring, you're weakening, I'm wearing you out, but you're still holding on to it--barely, anyway--and just won't let go: you won't let go of that wet noodle hanging so limp between those thighs whilst forever and ever dreaming of creaming at nasty thoughts of holding onto me and mine!  You won't let go of your compulsive-obsessive fixation on me and urge to post retardate comments about my manner of free speech and expression.

Let it go, my dear poor miserable and pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd.  You're a LOSER.  You always have been, always shall be, a supreme LOSER you shall remain.  You can't win here.  KFC lost.  Susy-Q lost.  And now, Ash has LOST--so severely.

But no matter how often or how long you come back and return to LOSE some more, I'm here for you, I'm here to help, I'm here because I CARE for the retarded and mentallly challenged and disadvantaged!!!!

I know you can't wait, so don't!  Bring it!  So long as you return here, at least we know you haven't yet succumbed to that strong temptation to euthanize thyself! 

PS  And by the by, right around the corner from where I live is none other than a PET EXPRESS store, where we can purchase plenty of colorfully decorated dog-leads for both that bride and artificially-inseminated but butt-UGLY little idiot kid of yours.  Poor little thing.  Please, I implore you, don't raise the little moron to grow up to be anything but the absolute complete OPPOSITE of YOU--for the sake of the whole wide world at large!  Anything, and I mean ANYTHING, but another accursed Ashely Troll-Tard-Turd to abominate the world with!  It would nothing short of...catastrophic!!!!   

Wow! All I can say is you must have wasted all morning writing that diatribe that no one will ever read. You think I got trolled? LOL look at that insanely long rambling post you just made, and ask yourself: Who got trolled? God you are SO EASY to get an emotional response out of.

Don't worry Joe, No matter how much you deny our love I will still be here for you. We can go euthanize our cats together while drinking free soda.

Hmm. So you have insulted my intelligence, sexuality, wife, children, and job.... anything else you want to insult? I'm still unfazed by your inability to actually be hurtful towards me. Why? because you don't actually know anything about me! You think you do, but you don't. Your insults are meaningless without that personal touch that really knowing a person brings.

I can't wait for tommorrow's installment! Maybe I'll read that one.

22)My dear poor, pathetic, self-deluded Ashley-Tard-Turd!

HURT you?  I'm here to HELP you!  There's no attempt here intended to upset you in any way.  I LAUGH at each of your silly posts.  You just don't get and you never will!  It's so astounding!  You've actualy self-deluded yourself into thinking you're trolling me when you're actually trolling yourself!  We have a SELF-troller who'll always come back for me!  Well, keep coming Troll-Tard-Turd, I'll be here for YOU!

Tragically, just the opposite's true in your case, Ashley-Troll-Tard-Turd.  Your grammar and spelling have declined atrociously since resorting to a dictionary, which only validates your own retardation.  I'm still proud of you, Ash!  You're growing up to be a real girl--or is it a eunuch?  The jury's still out on that...

My poor dear miserable and pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd, calling and telling it like it is isn't belittling and insulting anybody, it's just telling the TRUTH, so, yes, one does need to always tell the truth.  And I can't help it if the truth is that your obsessive compulsion is to return to this site day after day to prove your own self-validated insecurities.

So YOU go back and look and then tell the TRUTH, liar.  You calmly discussed nothing.  You ran off about my "attitude" and how you'd like to shake the biddy's hand for "running" me off, blah, blah, blah.  You wrote absolutely nothing about the matter at hand.  You start the attack, I finish it, virtually or in reality, take your pick.  You've already proved yourself to be a retarded, idiotic moron.  Don't add the trapping of being a LYING one simply to self-delude yourself further.

Nobody gives a flying hang what you agree or disagree to.  My response to the situation fit precisely the offense.  No "normal person," except one as brain-dead and "crazy" as yourself, so stupidly attempts to defend the indefensible: boorish rudeness and discourtesy.  I haven't melted down, I'm still here, receiving fantastic customer service(and free-flowing free soda refills)everyplace I go.  It's the dumb biddy and her KFC that melted down through their own un-doing.  Funny that you now acknowledge the dumb biddy's rudeness.  Had you done that at the start, you wouldn't be here trolling yourself now!  LMAO!!!!  KFC's history!  SUSY-Q's history!  It's the CUSTOMER SERVICE, stupid!! 

I'm not worried about you, Ash.  You must have a great "job" with tons of downtime to fritter away all this time and effort trolling yourself to no purpose.  It's clear now your "job" must be either an inmate or a patient in either a prison cell or a padded cell as a "house" having conjugal visitation rights.  But what woman in the whole wide world would let such a self-trolling retard climb atop them to make babies??!!  Ah, yes, but of course: you just contributed that semen you've jacked off whilst trolling yourself to create through artificial insemination.  You're the clever one, all right, my dear poor miserable and pathetic Ashley-Troll-Tard-Turd.  You must be fat as all get-out, too, since you're already apologizing for your "medical condition."  And now you're passing on all those fat genes to some poor kid who never asked to be born with your self-inflicted retardation.  Ash, you're a real PRINCE amongst retards! 

Oh, my poor dear miserable and pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd.  You're deluding and kidding yourself again.  If you weren't so confused and unsure of your sexuality then you wouldn't be coming on to me so regularly with all your professions of love and devotion.  Does your artificially-inseminated spouse know what you've been up to, pimping as well as trolling yourself on the internet like this?!  Aren't you afraid you'll make her jealous you're giving excessive and affectionate attentions to a stranger of the opposite sex?!  Tsk, Tsk, Ash, you'll be divorced before you know it(if you haven't indeed lied about this marriage to this token trophy wife)and these self-trolling posts of yours shall provide the evidence of your habitual unfaithfulness.

Of course I know what retardation is!  You epitomise and personify it so well, my dear miserable pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd.  And you're absolutely correct: you haven't strung together the first lucid sentence at this website.  Everything you've written clearly amounts to illiterate, incoherent gibberish.  This hasn't been a conversation or even a discussion.  It's been tutoring.  I'm still tutoring you.  I shall keep on tutoring you until it gets through: a lying retard's NOT a good thing to be or brag about.  And whilst you acknowledge and admit there's hope for me, I'm afraid that there's absolutely no hope at all whatever that you'd ever evolve into a normal, rational human being--especially as you're most like the result of perverted experiments in bestiality--which would explain again your confusion over your sexual gender.  It never occurred to me before that laboratory-bred non-human animals could be in your mix.  So save your pride in me for yourself: soon(if not already)you'll have a kid you can parade all around town on a leash! 

At least we do agree on the virtues of free speech and expression, no problem, no worries.  Everything you write on that tiny subject's absolutely correct.  The sole difference between us, my dear poor miserable and pathetic Ashley-Tard-Turd: you're the ONLY one here babbling, griping, bellyaching here at length ad nauseam about my MANNER of speech and expression--rather than the matter at hand of that speech--you're the only one here so compulsively-obsessed with my manner off speech and expression that you just can't take its exercise so you're so lamely attempting to quash it with your exceedingly retarded and self-deluded double-talk.  But do you know what?  It ain't ever gonna happen.

LMAO!!!!  Five minutes a day?!  Now your flattering yourself as well as lying to yourself and everybody else here.  You can't even think much less type that fast!  You're too frigging RETARDED!!!  I haven't "accused" you of anything: I've merely pointed out truthfully your obsessive-compulsive fixations.  And the poor folks you're showing your self-trolled posts to aren't "co-workers," Ash, they're fellow nutter INMATES!!  You simply must get a big GRIP on yourself and reality!  But of course, you're no Dr. Phil--your his patient!  He sent you here for therapy, didn't you?   Oh, but then, I forgot, you're always gripping and playing with yourself, aren't you?  That's your sole method of self-trolled, self-gratification here!  Surely all those chemicals you ingest which you've procured by earning your online chemistry degree from that un-accredited university assist in that self-inflicted gratification.  Surely you stand a good chance of finally exceeding your own self-inflicted retardation at that rate.  It's truly astonishing!  I congratulate you!

You've already got the number to your psycho-therapist!  I'M your psycho-therapist!  You're finally beginning to see the distant light of sanity and rationality!  You're gradually becoming more aware and realizing how and why you come here to me so regularly. 

So, yes, I do care about you!  I never said that I didn't!  What I care less about are these demented, retarded posts of yours!  YOU I care about profoundly--as a nut-case cause and charity--as I told you!  I'm here for you!  I'm here to help!  

So keep on coming and come on down--two weeks or two days.  You needn't stalk me so creepily at Yelp, here or anyplace else.  There's plenty of padded cells here in California with plenty of straight-jackets and attendants anxiously awaiting your arrival to serve you! 

And BEST of all, they also serve free, free-flowing KFC soda, vitamin supplements, and maintain a staff of expert vets to care for both your artificially-inseminated wife and bestial child--and even a gay security guard who will happily accept all the manly or womanly love you can shower him with! 

For you, my poor dear Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd, California shall be a virtual vacation PARADISE of self-inflicted masochism and retardation for you!  You look upon it as a supreme retard's Disneyland!  You'll never care to leave, I promise you.      

Ash, you're kidding and lying to yourself and everybody else again: you were neither "nice" nor "sympathetic," so I won't even dignify your lying distortion with contradicting what you know to be lies to soft-soap and validate your own obnoxiousness.

So don't blame me for hardening yourself or your own self-inflicted masochism and retardation.  Stop acting hateful and hurtful, you'll stop hearing and seeing hateful and hurtful words.  Nothing's out-of-control except your own self-inflicted, self-delusions.  Sooner or later, you'll finally grasp and understand that.  Fact is, I'm in complete control, always have been, always shall be and remain.  I'm in control of you, who's so out-of-control.  So save your sorrow for yourself: you'll get treated here exactly and precisely as you treat others until you learn your lesson well.  You need help.  I'm here to help: stop trying to hurt, you stop getting hurt.  It's really just that simple.  Someday you'll get it.

Yes, equality.  Justice and just deserts.  There are no two wrongs about those.  So get yourself out of denial, my dear miserable poor pathetic Ashley Troll-Tard-Turd.  You're not going anyplace and keep responding to every single response I make because you're so bothered--hot and bothered.  Well, I'm here for you.  I'm here to help.  I'll keep bothering you and keep you bothered, indeed, until the end of time itself.  Or at least until you off yourself seeking that assisted-alternative.  Now it's becoming even clearer why you chose online un-accredited chemistry courses to take: you're looking for the most effective and painless chemical alternative.  Tragically, I cannot help you there, but I CAN keep up all the hope and encouragement I can here by continuing you to bother you with all the bother you covet and crave so profoundly.

I need no "medication," my dear poor miserable pathetic Ashley-Tard-Turd!  I'm high on LIFE and helping others!  Nothing in this world is more satisfying and fulfilling than helping charitable causes such as yourself, especially the most intensely retarded cases.  

Yes, boorish rudeness and discourtesy does indeed "warrant" that KFC's closure and Susy-Q's compelled un-employment, especially as she was MIS-and-MAL-employed in the first place.  It had been lobby-dead for months, its closure inevitable, whilst just steps away the customer-friendly-and-service-minded Habit grill's busy lobby does a bustling trade.  No sympathy's needed "at all" for rude and obnoxious people who put themselves out of business by being extremely petty(over a single soda refill)and treating their best paying regular customers so shabbily.  It's the CUSTOMER SERVICE, STUPID, every time!  It's all about justice and just deserts!  Just as justice shall indeed catch up to yourself someday once you finally self-inflict it.  You've self-inflicted trolling, so that's just about all you have left.

I don't think you're a crack-pot nut-case wacko, I know so, everybody else does as well, you've already proved it, you keep on proving it time and time again.  But no problem, no worries.  As insane as you are, I'm ever and always compassionate and sympathetic.

And HUMANE!  I'm here for you!  I'm here to help!  So keep on coming back.  My compassion and charity for your curing your self-inflicted retardation indeed knows no bounds.  I don't want to be rid of you, never did, never have.  

I'm determined and resolved to see this thing through to its most logical and humane conclusion: your self-administered chemical euthanasia.  I implore you, however, please provide for a good home for your bestial, artificially-inseminated child before carrying through with it.  That's all I ask.  After all, plenty of animal protection shelters and such abound.  So it's most definitely the most humane thing to do.

WOW, THAT WAS FUN! 

will actually hurt me in any way. There's no insult, name, threat, or promise you could make that would upset me in any way. I LAUGH at each of your posts.... You just don't get it, and you never will! Its so amazing! We have a troll target that will always come back for more!

"I've always had my dictionary near at hand; it's so painfully obvious you've yet to find yours--demonstrating most clearly that you'll NEVER learn, which is scarcely surprising since you're incapable anyhow."

Your grammar and spelling have increased exponientially since getting a dictionary for your computer. I'm so proud of you joe! You are growing up to be a real boy!

"Well, in answer to your retarded question let me enlighten you about the world I live in since it applies to you in particular so appropriately: I simply call and tell it like it is, and some minuscule minds such as yours just can't take that--understandably--since they discover in my words their deepest but as yet un-admitted insecurities and ineptitude, which in your case, my dear poor Ashley-tard, are epic and rampant."

I tell it like it is too. I just dont need to belittle and insult people while I do it. You are clearly so insecure in yourself that you NEED to belittle people in order to "call it like it is" The fact that you keep coming to this site day after day proves that you are the one that is insecure. You are the one seeking validation for yourself. Not any of us.

"You see, it's really just this simple, so I'll break it down for your puny comprehension: you act and conduct yourself like a retard, writing retarded comments ineptly attacking the poster instead of the posts' subject, then you justly and rightly get branded and labeled a retard; you act and conduct yourself like the half-wit, block-headed clod and dullard that you are and have proven yourself to be so redundantly, you justly and rightly get branded and labeled the know-nothing, UN-educated idiot and ignoramus that you are and have proven yourself to be"

If you will go back and look, I calmly discussed the SUBJECT first in your KFC thread. I did not attack you until you started the verbal gutter talk. YOU are the one that started the name calling. YOU are the one that started the trash talk. YOU  are the one that conducts yourself like a, quote, "half-wit, block-headed clod and dullard"

While I agree that the KFC worker was rude to you, your treatment of the situation was over the top and out of line. No normal person reacts to these situations in the way you do. Only crazy people meltdown like you have.


"suggesting that such a worthless waste-of-space with such an empty and meaningless life as yours should consider the humane assisted-alternative is an act of both pity and mercy, you ought to appreciate, not denigrate it; low-life fast-food workers who insult their best paying customers lamely trying to act high-brow harm themselves with the harm they naturally wish for themselves; you can't steal what's free--free soda refills already paid in full for; observing obesity is reporting, not insulting(if you don't care to be described as over-weight, then do something about losing it); "

Don't worry Joe, I have a good job, a house, a wife, a new baby. My life is hardly empty and meaningless, thank you for your concern though! Commenting on someone's weight is surely insulting. Its not reporting. You don't know why they are overweight, they might have a medical condition they cannot do anything about.

" as for your sexuality, I'm actually quite indifferent, especially seeing as how you're so confused and conflicted about it yourself; so naturally, I'm ambivalent about it as well, so the jury's out on that judgment.  What you yourself demonstrate and display here bears repeating, especially since you attempt to impose yourself here so redundantly, so, yes, it's eminently normal behavior; keep up demonstrating and displaying your retardation here, I'll keep calling and labeling it for what it is.  If you keep coming back for more, well, you can't blame me for your self-inflicted masochism, as it's your own fault and shall remain that way.  It's really all quite up to you what you receive here: but you reap what you sow, don't ever forger that."
If there's any issue with my language and attitude towards my fellow man, YOU'VE persisted with trying to make a non-issue an issue.  This is a place for free speech, free expression.  lf you don't like it, you don't have to read it; if it bothers you that much, tough titty, itty-bitty...just get lost and get out, and you'll no longer have to subject yourself to it...after all, nobody's forcing you, least of all me...anything you get here you perversely force upon yourself, don't you get it, can't you see that?!"

I'm not confused about my sexuality at all. I know exactly what my sexual preference is. You are the one that seems to have some confusion over my sexual preference. Not that its even relevent to this converasation at all. Do you even know what retardation is? I doubt that any actual retard could string together a sentance on this website. Clearly I'm not a retard, or we couldn't even have this conversation to begin with. The fact that you have calmed down and had an actual discussion with me is alarming! There is hope that you are a normal, calm, rational human being. You haven't been screaming, you've slimmed down your insults, and you are actually making sense. I'm so proud of you Joe! Soon enough Joe Sr. will have a son he can be proud of in public! I absolutely support free speech! Write anything you want here! Free speech doesn't free you from the rest of us commenting back to you. Free speech means we can say anything we want to you in return! You don't have to read that either.

" You seriously don't see your own extremely ABNORMAL behavior: fixating on the website posts of a person you don't even know and obsessing over the comments that person posts at said website?!  Fixation and obsession combined, can't you even conceive of the extreme mental instability you yourself are suffering, yet you actually delude yourself into thinking you're the Dr Phil of Ripoff Report.com!"

Yes, the 5 minutes a day I spend cheking my email and responding to rip off reports is clearly an unhealthy obsession. You do realize that EVERYTHING you accuse me of there, you are doing yourself. You are fixating on my responses, day after day. You are obsessed with insulting and demeaning me all while I laugh at your posts and show them to my coworkers. Gosh, I'm no doctor phil. My degree is in chemistry, not psychology. I can get you some good chemicals though!

 " So get help, my dear poor Ashley-Tard, get help before it's too late!  You deserve at least self-pity since nobody else would even bat the proverbial eyelid about you either way...I suppose that glaring self-knowledge is the hardest thing for you to take...too bad you had to come to my posts to get self-realized..."

Can you get me the number to your psycho-therepist?

"So don't apologize; you needn't apologize as I could care less about you either way...either...since, quite candidly, you've proved beyond any doubt that you're not worth as even an anonymous personality the least iota of care or concern...and quite candidly, it's not your place to get me to realize anything, especially anything you're incapable of practicing yourself, especially since your conspicuous hypocrisy disqualifies you from getting anybody to realize anything..."

You could care less? Well then why don't you care less? Aw Joe, you do care about me! You could care less but you dont!!! Thats great, so I"ll be out there in two weeks. We can go get some soda refills, piss off some security guards, maybe you can show me that vet that tried to kill your animals! I'd really like to see the health food store that made you have a mental breakdown too. It would be a Joe Jr. sightseeing tour!

I shouldn't treat treat people the way I'm treating them, you say?  How have I treated them in what way?  Exactly and precisely how they've treated me--how you've treated me--with marked incivility and disrespect...well, this is my post, not yours, not anybody else's...so I'll repeat the blatantly obvious once more: you come here to disrespect me, you get disrespected...

Joe, when I came to the KFC thread I was nice, and even sympathetic to what you had to say. It was your hateful and hurtful words that have hardened the people on this website towards you. There's no reason to call everyone a turd, or a retard. There's no reason to question someone's sexuality, or accuse them of lewd acts with each other. Your insults are what caused everything to get out of control. You really dont see an issue with how you treat people? I feel such sorrow for you, and I pray that you realize that the names you hurl at others are very hurtful.


"that's not mal-treatment...that's EQUALITY...that's treating others how you'd like to be treated yourself, in YOUR world, my poor, dear, self-deluded Ashley-Tard...and if you truly don't like how you get treated here--in response to how you treat me there--then the solution's  as equally simple as the humane self-assisted one: go someplace else to play and act retarded.  Perhaps you'll experience enough of a moment of lucidity to SEE that!  Put simply, you don't like it, Ashley-Tard, get lost! "

Equality? I guess two wrongs make a right? i don't care how you treat me. You can call me anything your little black heart feels like calling me. It won't bother me. As you said, I'm not going anywhere. I'll respond to every single reponse you make, until the end of time itself.

"I'm calm, quite calm, never been more calm.  There's no grudge harbored against Susy-Q(not "people," so why do you deliberately twist and distort my post further at this late date except to deceive and self-delude yourself?)at KFC; she screwed herself, as predicted, and so she's unemployed, and deservedly so; that's the JUSTICE of the situation, and the just and rightful price paid for her rude and obnoxious discourtesy and incivility."

You actually are calm today. You must be taking your medication. Why do I say people? It wasn't just Susy-Q that was employed there. There's a whole store of employees out of work now. That's why i say people. You have no sympathy at all for the situation. Does her rudeness warrant the loss of what, 10 other jobs?

"So don't preach so speciously about what this post shows about my life, that's scarcely your concern; you should be way more worried about what your comments here show about your miserable and worthless nothing of a life: I mean, Ashley-Tard, your mentally incompetent fixations and obsessions with my expressions of language and attitude shows "everyone" else at this website the true reality of this situation: you're clearly a crack-pot nut-case wacko!  So sorry to say, but what's true's true."

I'm afraid you are the only one on this site that thinks I'm a crack-pot nut-case wacko. Even Josey, who is another crazy person on this site, thinks you are clearly insane.

"And stop coming here to immolate yourself; no matter how masochistic you are, I'm most definitely not a sadist.  But I do deal in JUSTICE and JUST DESERTS.  Act retarded here, you'll get what you justly deserve, it's just that simple, as it's always been."

I'll never stop coming her Joe, my love. Our love knows no boundaries. You cannot be rid of me. XOXOXOXOOXOXOXO

19)Poor Ashley-Tard!  Read this and think the melody...Go Away, Little Girl...Go Away, Little Girl...

I've always had my dictionary near at hand; it's so painfully obvious you've yet to find yours--demonstrating most clearly that you'll NEVER learn, which is scarcely surprising since you're incapable anyhow.

Well, in answer to your retarded question let me enlighten you about the world I live in since it applies to you in particular so appropriately: I simply call and tell it like it is, and some minuscule minds such as yours just can't take that--understandably--since they discover in my words their deepest but as yet un-admitted insecurities and ineptitude, which in your case, my dear poor Ashley-tard, are epic and rampant.

You see, it's really just this simple, so I'll break it down for your puny comprehension: you act and conduct yourself like a retard, writing retarded comments ineptly attacking the poster instead of the posts' subject, then you justly and rightly get branded and labeled a retard; you act and conduct yourself like the half-wit, block-headed clod and dullard that you are and have proven yourself to be so redundantly, you justly and rightly get branded and labeled the know-nothing, UN-educated idiot and ignoramus that you are and have proven yourself to be;

suggesting that such a worthless waste-of-space with such an empty and meaningless life as yours should consider the humane assisted-alternative is an act of both pity and mercy, you ought to appreciate, not denigrate it; low-life fast-food workers who insult their best paying customers lamely trying to act high-brow harm themselves with the harm they naturally wish for themselves; you can't steal what's free--free soda refills already paid in full for; observing obesity is reporting, not insulting(if you don't care to be described as over-weight, then do something about losing it);

as for your sexuality, I'm actually quite indifferent, especially seeing as how you're so confused and conflicted about it yourself; so naturally, I'm ambivalent about it as well, so the jury's out on that judgment.  What you yourself demonstrate and display here bears repeating, especially since you attempt to impose yourself here so redundantly, so, yes, it's eminently normal behavior; keep up demonstrating and displaying your retardation here, I'll keep calling and labeling it for what it is.  If you keep coming back for more, well, you can't blame me for your self-inflicted masochism, as it's your own fault and shall remain that way.  It's really all quite up to you what you receive here: but you reap what you sow, don't ever forger that.

If there's any issue with my language and attitude towards my fellow man, YOU'VE persisted with trying to make a non-issue an issue.  This is a place for free speech, free expression.  lf you don't like it, you don't have to read it; if it bothers you that much, tough titty, itty-bitty...just get lost and get out, and you'll no longer have to subject yourself to it...after all, nobody's forcing you, least of all me...anything you get here you perversely force upon yourself, don't you get it, can't you see that?!

You seriously don't see your own extremely ABNORMAL behavior: fixating on the website posts of a person you don't even know and obsessing over the comments that person posts at said website?!  Fixation and obsession combined, can't you even conceive of the extreme mental instability you yourself are suffering, yet you actually delude yourself into thinking you're the Dr Phil of Ripoff Report.com!  Your mind isn't just minuscule, it's outright miserable, and any individual suffering that much misery really either ought to seek serious psychological therapy...or, that humane assisted-alternative already suggested...for if you keep on persisting like this--with these remarkably UN-natural fixations and obsessions. you're bound to do irreperable harm to yourself either way.  So get help, my dear poor Ashley-Tard, get help before it's too late!  You deserve at least self-pity since nobody else would even bat the proverbial eyelid about you either way...I suppose that glaring self-knowledge is the hardest thing for you to take...too bad you had to come to my posts to get self-realized...

So don't apologize; you needn't apologize as I could care less about you either way...either...since, quite candidly, you've proved beyond any doubt that you're not worth as even an anonymous personality the least iota of care or concern...and quite candidly, it's not your place to get me to realize anything, especially anything you're incapable of practicing yourself, especially since your conspicuous hypocrisy disqualifies you from getting anybody to realize anything...

I shouldn't treat treat people the way I'm treating them, you say?  How have I treated them in what way?  Exactly and precisely how they've treated me--how you've treated me--with marked incivility and disrespect...well, this is my post, not yours, not anybody else's...so I'll repeat the blatantly obvious once more: you come here to disrespect me, you get disrespected...that's not mal-treatment...that's EQUALITY...that's treating others how you'd like to be treated yourself, in YOUR world, my poor, dear, self-deluded Ashley-Tard...and if you truly don't like how you get treated here--in response to how you treat me there--then the solution's  as equally simple as the humane self-assisted one: go someplace else to play and act retarded.  Perhaps you'll experience enough of a moment of lucidity to SEE that!  Put simply, you don't like it, Ashley-Tard, get lost!

I'm calm, quite calm, never been more calm.  There's no grudge harbored against Susy-Q(not "people," so why do you deliberately twist and distort my post further at this late date except to deceive and self-delude yourself?)at KFC; she screwed herself, as predicted, and so she's unemployed, and deservedly so; that's the JUSTICE of the situation, and the just and rightful price paid for her rude and obnoxious discourtesy and incivility.

So don't preach so speciously about what this post shows about my life, that's scarcely your concern; you should be way more worried about what your comments here show about your miserable and worthless nothing of a life: I mean, Ashley-Tard, your mentally incompetent fixations and obsessions with my expressions of language and attitude shows "everyone" else at this website the true reality of this situation: you're clearly a crack-pot nut-case wacko!  So sorry to say, but what's true's true.

So save your man-love or woman-love or eunuch-love for yourself rather than me.  Take some self-pity on yourself.  You need and deserve both.  Get help and get it quick, before you're too far gone!

And stop coming here to immolate yourself; no matter how masochistic you are, I'm most definitely not a sadist.  But I do deal in JUSTICE and JUST DESERTS.  Act retarded here, you'll get what you justly deserve, it's just that simple, as it's always been.

And so long as you keep coming back to display your profound retardation, it'll be my public duty to expose it.   That's not doing you or anybody harm.  That's doing what's proper.  If you feel it's improper, then stop coming back to subject yourself to it.  Nobody's compelling you to come back except yourself.  And anybody who'd keep whining and griping and bellyaching about something they're subjecting their own self to is worse than retarded...they've got to be out-and-out BONKERS!!!  Which you must and shall ever be, no doubt...but I can't help that, my dear poor Ashley-Tard...that's not my department, JUSTICE is...

Nobody can or will be harmed here by me so long as they stay away from here and keep their retarded comments and conduct to themselves...Got that now?!  Good!...

So...Go away, Little Girl,...Go away, Little Girl...

I wish you in closing a speedy recovery from yourself self-inflicted addiction to self-made retardation...I'm sure that's what "everyone" else here at this website wishes for you as well...but you're sick and you're unwell...so seek help and quick...there's no shame in asking for what you in such dire need of...

I surprised nobody has mentioned this, but since you, Joe Jr, refused to show the guard any proof that you actually lived there, how was he supposed to know that you really did?

Also, how would you feel if he saw someone he didn't recognize entering the building in the middle of the night and just allowed them to enter because they said they lived there, only to find out they didn't?  Now he is allowing people who don't live there to enter based on the same information you wanted him to use to allow you to enter.  Do you see the issue here?  The man was just trying to do his job.  He was hired by the management at your apartment building to keep the tenants, buildings and surround land secure, and that's all he was trying to do.  Yeah, maybe he was a little rude, but maybe you were a little rude, too.

Sharon was a nutcase.  Look up Chase Auto Financing on this site.  She decided that she would strong-arm the bank into changing her payment due date by withholding payment.  Then, when the bank repossessed their car, she complained and said it was illegal.

I'm not sure what Charles' deal is.  His posts usually have nothing to do with any of the other posts.  They usually come when it's time for his meds.

There is someone missing from this thread.  Hey, Josey, where are you?  Team Rebutt has posted several comments and you are nowhere in sight.

There is one more comment missing.  Jeanski, Ken, Ashley, and anyone else I might have missed, you all must work for this company.

BTW, I come here to read the stupid complaints just like this one.  I find it's a great way to unwind after a long, hard night at work.

I guess I must have spoken your native tongue long enough to get through to you! Thank you! The proper word has always been retardation. I guess this shows that you CAN learn!

Now, in what world do you live that going around that calling people retards, questioning their education, telling them to go kill themselves, wishing harm upon fast food workers, stealing free soda, insulting people about their weight, questioning people's sexuality is normal behavior? You seriously don't see an issue with your language and attitude towards your fellow man?

If I've insulted you at any point, I apologize. Its all been in an effort to get you to realize that you should not treat people the way you are treating them. I keep hoping you will see that, and calm down. The fact that you have harbored a grudge not just against the people at KFC and this security guard but that you feel the need to lash out at strangers on the internet shows a lot about your life. I know you can't see it, but everyone that comes to this website does. Joe, no matter what you say to me, no matter how mean you are to me, I still love you. I still hope and pray that you will understand how much your behavior is harmful towards others.

17)Poor Ashley-Tard, you've proved your retarded illiteracy to everybody at last!  But there do exist books, classes, tutors, videos, all kinds of mental aids which can effectively assist and you could avail yourself of.  More likely, though, if you keep up like this, you'll be a prime candidate for the simplest, most desirable solution: offing yourself.  That would doubtless be of the utmost benefit to yourself and the world.  In the Netherlands, I gather, assisted solutions are available.  Appeal openly at this site for assistance and I've no doubt any number of contributors would indeed promptly contribute to your greatest last cause.  You're clearly of no conceivable use to yourself or anybody else.  Poor Ashley-Tard.  Tragic.  But the sad truth is: nobody would even miss you anyhow.  Come to that, you wouldn't even miss yourself.  Poor Ashley-Tard.   

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13)The internet wouldn't be the same without your re-tard-ed raving!  Who said anything about being run out of business?!  WHAT business?!  LMAO!  That KFC's been lobby-dead for months! It had no business.  It likely could no longer pay the rent!  THAT's invariably why you lose leases!  That's equivocating: who CAREs about how or even why they're GONE?! 

The FUN fact of the matter is: KFC'S HISTORY!  SUSY-Q'S HISTORY!  SHE'S A LOSER!  YOU'RE A LOSER!  THIS KFC'S JUST OUT OF BUSINESS!!  YOU'RE JUST OUT OF MARBLES!!

I'm not worried, Ashley-Tard, I'm driving the bus, so you needn't save me a seat.  I'll be sure to get you safely back to your funny farm for Fruits--of which you're a star inmate!  LMAO!!!!

The internet wouldn't be the same without your crazy ranting! :D  You do know losing a lease isn't the same thing as being run out of business right?  Please keep posting, the internet needs to know where we can get our free soda and how to avoid security guards. Dont worry, I'll save you a seat on the bus!

13)You really have no clue how re-turd-ed you are, do you?  The fact that you care enough to write scores of dissertations attacking valid posts correctly condemning crappy, piss-poor customer service, claiming in one your re-turded comments would comprise your "last" post shows your lack of both a life and mental stability. 

Nobody believes what I post?!  And you're the one and only one saying so...

Yes, so long you persist with posting your re-turd-ation at my page, I'll continue exposing its daft, re-turd-ation!!!  KFC's a DEFUNCT DUMP!  KFC's HISTORY!  SUSY-Q's HISTORY. 

YOU claimed they were "just fine."  YOU claimed obnoxious, rude and UNEMPLOYED Susy-Q was "happy."  And they're both HISTORY!!!  LMAO!!!!

And I'm the one who's supposed to be "crazy" and writing "drivel?!"

There's so much drivel dribbling from your LOSER-TROLL re-turded mouth just now that I'm quite surprised that the local animal control hasn't caged you up for being RABID!!

Hope that little yellow bus with the special signs you ride has comfy seats...LMAO!!!!

You really have no clue how insane you are, do you? The fact that you care enough to write novels attacking internet trolls shows your lack of both a life and sanity. No one believes anything that comes out if your mouth. Please continue posting though, you write the most amazing drivel.

8)Jeanski-Tard:

And what are YOU babbling about here: what a waste-of-space loser life you lead if that's how you fill you empty, meaningless days: looking for internet posts?!  Sounds like you could need a pet but the poor forlorn creature would more than likely cringe at that prospect of being kept by a human of lesser mental and emotional make-up.

I mean, that entire KFC post was a litany of losers like yourself posting here to whine like crybabies and resort to name-calling and insults.  And you expect to receive a free pass of immunity from counter-insult?  Think AGAIN, not on MY posts.

So where's YOUR "logic" displayed in defending the indefensible: shoddy customer service, boorish rudeness, discourtesy and outright PETTINESS, which you appear to wallow in and perpetuate with your perpetually re-turded posts.

On the losing side of the argument was I?!  LMAO!!!!  LOOK again!  As predicted, that KFC is a duly DEFUNCT DUMP, IT'S HISTORY, SO IS SUSY-Q, IT'S NOT NOW ONLY LOBBY-DEAD, IT'S PERMANENTLY, IRREVOCABLY DEAD.  A DEFUNCT DUMP!

And it's STILL the CUSTOMER SERVICE, STUPID!  And that KFC's paid the proper PRICE for its pettiness just as you do here by demonstrating your complete WASTE OF SPACE, both figuratively and literally.  If I "lost" the KFC argument, I'm perfectly fulfilled and thrilled: IT'S OUT OF BUSINESS, AS PREDICTED, AND RIGHTLY AND DESERVEDLY SO!  Let's hear your "logic" re-BUTT that with anything besides broken wind!  LMAO!!!! 

9)Strider-Tard:

Quite the contrary, I LOVE YOU ALL and your consistently regular bowel-movements of perfect brain-dead re-turd-ation!

This is MY post, and I'll spend as much(or as little)time and effort responding to your brain-dead re-turd-ation as I please, especially as I'm an eminently fair, equal-opportunity responder--responding to both midget and minuscule minds(such as yours)alike.  Consider it a public duty and service on my part: duly putting brain-dead re-turd-ation in its proper place--straight down the toilet where it belongs.  Don't blame me if you return here so redundantly to be properly FLUSHED, it's just not my fault!

And incidentally, assault is the treat, battery the physical attack.  Like everything else in your loser troll-life, you're profusely warped in mind as well as expression. 

So I'm not "insinuating" anything.  I stand by what I said: not threat, just FACT.  Resume your REMEDIAL READING studies.  You'll curb your conspicuous mental challenges with due dilligence and determination.  And someday perhaps you'll duly graduate from that vehicle you're given rides in daily: that little yellow BUS with the special sign!    

10)Ashley Tard:

Many, many thanks for freely promoting my book, which specifically includes a concluding chapter concerning the Creek police: IMPOTENT COPS: AND THEIR WEE WILLY COMPLEX

And you know ALL ABOUT impotence--both mental and physical--don't you?  Why else do you return here so redundantly to display it and to get it displayed even more prominently by my responses?! 

There's always the surgical alternative.  Do consult the proper specialist for a proper remedy.  After all, there's only so much here I can do for you verbally to help!  Keep coming back, though, and I'll keep on exposing you for the internet stalking LOSER-TROLL that you are!  KFC'S HISTORY!  SUSY-Q's HISTORY!  KFC'S A DEFUNCT DUMP!  YOU LOST THERE!  YOU'LL LOSE HERE!  Until, that is, you take that first step of strength: seek professional HELP!  Nobody HAS to live a LOSER-LIFE forever unless they deliberately choose to...

11)Columbia RE-TURDS!!

Legal authority to do anything doesn't and never necessarily means automatic authorization.  And in this particular instance, this obese black creep isn't armed with anything except a big fat mouth and a big fat gut--much the same as yourself, I should imagine.

But stop pretending to know anything, much less anything about California law, especially when you prove so perpetually how little or next to NOTHING you know about EVERYTHING.  I can't cure your self-inflicted ignorance, stupidity and re-turdation.  And that's the essential "reality" of all your posts here. 

Re-read all your brain-dead, loser-troll posts here.  You and your brain-dead, loser-troll ilk started the hateful, insulting name-calling.  Here at MY post, I FINISH it.  Keep returning, I'll keep proving it to you, and you'll keep LOSING.  LOSERS you are, LOSERS you shall remain.

So save and stuff your "advice" and heed(and practice)it yourself instead: since it's more supremely appropriate for none other than...YOUR-self.

Living your brain-dead dreamworld of a stalker, Loser-Troll's existence is supreme FANTASY, not "reality," as you prove so profusely and so redundantly here each and every time you post.  

My advice for you to heed is this: start a therapy group for yourself together with all your other brain-dead re-turds here and chirsten it: STALKER LOSER-TROLLS UNITE!

So long as you post here, expect ME to not just cut your self-evident, self-inflicted "shortcomings" to shreds but to flush them straight down the toilet with the rest of your re-truded droppings where they rightly belong.

My addendum advice to you: un-load those droppings someplace else--or at least do me and everybody else the common courtesy(and decency)of picking up those droppings for proper disposal.  After all, your obvious "shortcomings" rank amongst the stinkiest!!!  

LISTEN UP,  STRIDER-TURD: KFC'S HISTORY, SUSY-Q'S HISTORY, KFC'S A DEFUNCT DUMP!  LMAO!!!!  STALKER-LOSER TROLLS STRIKE OUT ONCE MORE!!  WHOSE "shortcomings" are so openly exposed??!!  LMAO!!!!

Nobody needs to let you know of your conspicuous "shortcomings," Strider-Tard, you do an exemplary job of letting the world know about all of them...ALL ON YOUR OWN.  Congratulations on being such a practiced MASTER of "shortcomings."  Doubtless you address your mirror each and every day of your stalker-loser-troll-of-a-worthless-life:  Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall, Who's the Puniest of them All?

Concluding Update:

Good things sometimes come out of extreme re-turd-a-tion:  since the apartment management's received multiple complaints about this obese oaf of a "security guard," neither hide nor hair's been seen of him since this past 1st of June.  And a new security-gate door has been duly installed instead at the base of the stairwell where initially accosted.  

http://www.bsis.ca.gov/forms_pubs/guardgd.pdf  In California, security guards have the authority to carry firearms and to make arrests. This is proven in the link provided. Apparently I do know the laws governing security guards and their performance of duty better than Joe JR. If the guards can arrest you they're basically equal to police while on duty at their duty site. So this is just another instance of how it really is versus how JJ thinks it should be.

And it's amazing how he considers someone who voices an opinion that disagrees with him is "dis"ing him, while he does nothing but call names and spout hatred. Hey, JJ, let me give you some advice (I know, it'll only go unheeded and get me more diatribes from you but what the heck) if you want to post online where you can give your view and opinion on how things are/should be then start a blog and you'll be free to not allow those of us who deal with reality to post. But if you post here, expect us to let you know your shortcomings.

From his yelp complaints:

"Now I'm a devout pedestrian, so I don't contribute much to the mother lode road of traffic tickets, which is the prime preoccupation of most opportunistic cops panning for gold at the expense of innocuous citizens.

So one recent evening I'm crossing the pedestrian north-south crosswalk at the intersection of California and Mt Diablo Boulevards--with the go-ahead, incidentally, of the little flashing white man.

Stopped at the red light on Mt Diablo Boulevard, waiting in the westward-facing left-turning lane, is an idling motorcycle.  Behind the motorcycle is an idling cop prowl car--with its right-hand high-beam SPOTLIGHT shining.

Understandably, I glance around in passing by to look over at the creeping cop prowl car; I shake my head and continue my crossing in front of the idling motor vehicles.  Evidently, my silent look-and-head-shake constituted improbable probable cause for the creeping prowl car cops to accost me.

So now I've crossed to the opposite side of Mt Diablo Boulevard, continuing north on foot along the sidewalk on California Boulevard.

Recklessly--and in violation of several safety and traffic codes--the creeping cop driving the prowl car veers RIGHT out of the LEFT-turning lane, CROSSES illegally the Mt Diablo Boulevard's twin southbound lanes of traffic, TURNING RIGHT illegally onto California Boulevard to overtake and pass me by!  Any other driver pulling that stunt would've gotten ticketed for several hundred bucks!

Speeding ahead of me--after all, this entire episode constitutes emergency, high-priority police response--the creeping cop prowl car turns right into the upcoming MacDonald's fast food eatery parking lot, makes a melodramatic U-turn in the lot, pulls up to a stop at the lot entrance/exist, blocking it to incoming or outgoing customers.  And for WHAT?!  

By this time I'm approaching the front of the idling cop prowl car--its headlights AND shining spotlight now shining in faces of drivers in northbound traffic on California Boulevard, causing a definite traffic HAZARD if anything.

Now the cop prowl car's two occupants are getting out of their vehicle in true John Wayne cowboy-style, each wielding their dinky-dik flashlights(as I term them)--and it's not even quite dusk yet!  Already I'm wondering why they haven't yet called for BACKUP to accost this innocuous pedestrian walking along minding his own proverbial business!!!

The two are a Mutt-and-Jeff pair--the driver a shorter, younger dude; his passenger partner, a taller, older senior citizen-in-uniform!

Jeff's already audibly moving his mouth as I approach but I have to remove my music player's headphones to hear him run his mouth.

"What?" I ask simply.

"Did you want to ASK US something?" he asks arrogantly.

Why the f*k would I care to ask them ANY-thing, I'm tempted to say.  Had I cared to ask them anything, I would've gone up to their prowl car idling in the turning-lane at the crosswalk!

"No," I reply simply.

"You looked like you were CURIOUS about something," Jeff says.

Is looking "curious" any cause for criminal suspicion?  I'm still awaiting to hear the CAUSE for this un-called-for accosting.

"Well," I relent, pointing to their prowl car, "I WAS wondering why you were flashing that spotlight so indiscriminately..."

Without another word, I continue right ON with my pedestrian walk--impatient with this nonsensical ROUST and daring them to resume it without repercussion.

Mutt and Jeff of the Keystone Cops get back into their prowl car and drive off.

As my book(IMPOTENT COPS: AND THEIR WEE WILLY COMPLEX)linked below indicates, these do-nothing, good-for-nothing jerk-off cops in this creepy town have WAY TOO MUCH DOWNTIME!!

"

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From your diatribe "so your minuscule commentary scarcely counts for much of anything". It's really strange that if you think my post means so little you spent so much time and effort to reply to it. As far as LT Perlite's reply of "we'll investigate and if a crime has been committed we'll make an arrest", well duh. That's the police's job. But you're trying to insinuate that he says it's the security guard that would be arrested. You've already committed battery by threatening bodily harm to the guard. if you touch him in any way it'll be assault. Then LT Perlite can give you a ride in the police car and if you ask nice he may even run the lights & siren for you.

"You are going to have to work very hard to get the best ripoff report of 2012! Sharon and Charles have already come out strong this year.  They're taken crazy to a whole new level."



ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



As an active member of Team Rebut I am always on the lookout for great posts with which to amuse myself. I missed the fact that this OP was the same guy who babbled on about KFC.   You can always tell when someone is on the losing side of an argument. As Joe has clearly demonstrated he has to resort to name calling, racial slurs, and emotion-laden whining instead of logic.

1)Strider-Tard.

You've been ingesting way too many hallucinogens to the point of comatose fantasy:  California security guards are strictly observe-and-report unless they're deputized(which this clod's not), so why even pretend to proselytize about things you clearly have absolutely no clue about.

Should this security clod ever even ill-advisedly attempt to "detain" me or impede my movements here in any way, as I've already imparted to all the really relevant parties involved, I'll defend my person against any such assault to my best capabilities; and to date I've received no contrary rebuttal from said relevant parties, including the police--so your minuscule commentary scarcely counts for much of anything(no more than the proverbial dung heap of bull), does it?  As for what you prefer to fantasize the police here will or will not do or when, Lt. Perlite advised in writing in his mostly sympathetic email:

"Therefore, I go back to my original suggestion to you: if you feel threatened by this person, please call us and we will respond to handle the situation. At that time, if the officer determines that a crime has been committed, that officer will take appropriate action. At the very least, an incident report will be taken and the security guard's name and information will be recorded."

And we're not paying the rent we do to be so accosted and stalked where we live by ANYBODY, much less any rude and obnoxious clod.  Would you like to come and try to test this thesis, you're most welcome to, anytime.

Ideal tenant, indeed.  Three years to date without the first complaint from anybody, management included.

There's a right and wrong way to conduct yourself in civilized ways when dealing with any public you're hired to service.  And being automatically confrontational and belligerent just doesn't cut it, Bud.  As Lt. Perlite likewise admitted in writing in his email:

"It sounds as though the security guard, from your description, is not acting in the most professional manner expectedand might need some training/re-training."

NOWHERE does Lt. Perlite ever even imply this security clod is empowered with ANY deputy-like "rights."

More crapola on turd's faces?  LMAO!!  I saved the best of Lt Perlite's comments in anticipation of the predictable IDIOTRY anticipated here.

But you're absolutely right about one thing: I'd much rather be an ideal tenant than the ideal internet IDIOT, that you so aptly prove yourself to be with each and every idiotic post.

As for the world I live in, of one thing I'm absolutely certain: it's a whole helluva lot bigger and richer than the petty and puny one of self-important hallucinogenic fantasy you clearly inhabit.  If any "conspiracy" exists, it's the one fomented by this website for vicarious release of all your inane idiocy.    

I'm not acquainted with either Charles or Sharon, but if they're people you happen to dislike and dis, then I'm equally certain they're your superior in every conceivable way.  But God knows, you could likely say that of even Disney's latest feature film CHIMPANZEE!!!

2)Ashley-tard.

Your sole purpose in life seems to be receiving all the masochistic "grief and pain on the internet" that you aspire to attain!  You have no care or concern for other people except to deliberately denigrate their cares or concerns for your own petty and puny self-aggrandizement.  All you're worried about.

Except, that you already KNOW you're the internet's biggest LOSER.  You already know you're going to LOSE here each and every time you post.  So why do you even bother?  Everybody here already knows right along with you all about your supreme LOSER status in life!  So why even persist so stupidly to display it so prominently for all the internet world to continually see?  Who knows for sure?

Well, BRAVO to Charles and Sharon--presumably two other poor souls here you fritter away your already utterly USELESS existence to stalk and troll.  Don't you think it just might be high past time for you to get some semblance of a LIFE someplace?!  

Besides, Ashley-tard, do you honestly think for even a milli-second that I give a flying HANG if ANYBODY "takes(me)seriously" at this site, least of all ANYBODY with as minuscule a mind such as yours?!  If you do think that, you're not just sorely mistaken, you're sorely DELUSIONAL.  And there's little more tragic than SELF-inflicted delusion and retardation. 

I mean, who do you really delude yourself into thinking you really are here?  You don't run this site.  You don't substantially contribute to this site in any coherent or meaningful way.  You don't even represent any but the puniest and most minuscule parody of opinion at this site!  So why even bother persisting with your LOSER displays so redundantly and repetitiously?!  Everybody already knows!  We all know!  You're the pentultimate LOSER!  And we do commiserate and sympathize.  But now it's time for you--as with all other kindred internet sissies--to crawl and skulk back into the LOSER HOLES from whence you came!

As for getting your rocks off with some man-love, a guy who thinks he's a girl--or a girl who thinks he's a guy--such as yourself: I've no doubt you and this clod of a security guard would make the perfect fit!

If you like, I'll even play Cupid and hook you two up!  Perhaps you and your ideal IDIOT buddy, Strider-tard, could hook up together with you and make it a threesome.  No doubt your otherwise wholly wasted time and existence would be better and more productively spent thus entwined together.  Would it not?

You're sole purpose in life seems to be spreading grief and pain on the internet. You have no concern for other people, its just Joe Jr. You're worried about.

You are going to have to work very hard to get the best ripoff report of 2012! Sharon and Charles have already come out strong this year.  They're taken crazy to a whole new level.

If you think ANYONE is going to take you seriously on this site ever again you are sorely mistaken. You had to know that no one would take you seriously when you filed that report? this must be your way of getting your rocks off. Especially with all that gallons of high fructose corn syrup you are dumping down yuor trhoat every day. This is all you have left in your lonely llife. maybe you should buddy up to that security gaurd, he's just looking for some man love.

Actually, while on the job and on site, security guards have the same rights as deputy sheriffs. So, yes this guard could (should) have actually detained you. All he did was try to determine if you belonged on the property, which is what the complex hired him to do. As for my question, the reason I asked is the police usually will not respond and investigate a matter such as this after a couple of days have gone by. They might have come out if you called the night it happened but not when you put it off until Monday.

Or it could be a conspiracy by the apartments management to make you move out. Which I don't understand since you're certainly such an ideal tenant. But that's okay, live in your own litle world. Maybe you should move in with Sharon and we'll even send Charles to be your roommate.

And I'm only too happy to oblige:

1)Strider-Tard: A statement for you: you don't tell me when I "should" or shouldn't contact the cops, that I decide, myself, in my own good time; and I owe you no answers to any of your retardate questions.  No private security guard who's not a commissioned police officer has any authority to stop and detain anybody, physically or verbally.  Good job he did nothing to physically deter my movement; had he done, I would've been calling not the cops for him but an ambulance.

2)Welcome Back Ashley!

It's so gratifying(if not flattering)to be so "worried" about by those leading such empty, futile lives that they remain so "obsessed" with any of my posts.  My re-fills at Chipotle, The Habit and now even Subway are as free and free-flowing as ever.  In fact, a mate at my Starbucks took to serving me multiple free hot chocolates over this past winter and fall.  Too bad you're still so eaten away with envy over it.  It's pretty pathetic, though telling, that you must resort so desperately to stalking my posts for good reads.  All I can gather that you must reside in a toilet having no mobile library.

Hey, Ashley, aren't you the guy who thinks he's a girl, or the girl who thinks he's a guy?  I do forget which.  That does explain all that cross-dressing though, not to mention all that confusion over your gender and reproductive parts.

All I'll add is that I'm not obliged to "cooperate" with any obnoxious and overbearing boor, not at the apartments where I live or anyplace else.  What I left out but saved to relate to brain-dead re-turds such as yourself is this closing comment emailed to me by Lt. Perlite of the local constabulary:

"Please follow up with the management group regarding your complaints about this security guard and call us if you need law enforcement assistance.  To answer your question at the end of your email, I say this. I would not tolerate anyone being rude to me, nor would I show them where I live. I would immediately call the police to report his behavior, and then follow up with the management group first thing the next morning."

So this cop admits in writing that he would've refused to "cooperate" and lead this rude darkie to his doorstep no more than I would or you would either.  I just wanted to get in print!

LMAO!!!!  Now don't you feel like you have egg on your face?!  Oh no, of course not, re-turds get crapola, not egg on their faces.  My mistake.

You displayed the best NON-thought of 2011, and now you're back to try again for 2012 and every other year you survive to take up such a complete worthless waste of space.  But I give you far too much credit: inferring you're capable of thought implies having a mind, which as we all know, brain-dead re-turds are not possessed of.  Time to pull the chain and flush!  Whoooosh!  There you go!  I admire that though: it's a good guy(or girl)who knows and remembers his(or her)name("turd," you repeated it, I didn't)! 

3)Ken-Tard!

You're the very same brain-dead re-turd who loved KFC last year, this year and every year!

You're the "guy" who's a total drama-less queen, explaining all that limp-wristed lisping.  You ought to get together with "Ashley" and compare notes to see who has the smallest shrimps--if you haven't yet fed them to your gold fish.

You can't be called the biggest jerk-OFF, because that would wrongly imply you had something you could get hold of to jerk, which as we all know, you don't: which is really the main reason who post at Ripoff Report.

You can't even be called a jack-arse, because even an arse like yourself has to have something to jack, which naturally you don't.

So there's just no getting around it: the one and only sole reason you post at Ripoff Report is because you have so little else to do in life, it's the only way you can vicariously play-pretend that you have anything to jack or jerk!

But what else can anybody expect from an internet SISSY such as yourself who cowers and skulks anonymously behind the protective internet to call people names online?  Indeed.    

This "guy" is a total drama queen.

He and Sharon should get together and compare notes to see who's the BIGGEST jerk.

I always wondered why I post on Ripoff Report and here's one of the reasons....reading posts from total, absolute jackasses like this.

We were all worried that you would never come back, afetr being so obsessed with KFC and soda refills. Your new post is so full of drama, and it was a great read!

Near as I can tell, a security guard hired by the apartments you live in wanted to know why you were at the back entrance and night and wanted to know who you were. he wanted to make sure you lived there and you did not cooperate. I don't see anything illegal in your post at all for the police to get involved with. What undue mental anguish and harm has been done to you? Has this guard stalked you more? Does he accost you frequently or was this an isolated inciddent?

Good luck finding an attorney to help you on this one. There's nothing illegal going on here. I'm sure you will come back just as hostile as you are with everything else in your life. Calling me a turd or whatnot. You had the best non-ripoff report of 2011 and now you are back to try for 2012!!!

why did you wait until Monday to contact the police? If you truly felt accosted and stalked you should have called as soon as you reached your apartment. And you weren't illegally detained as he did nothing to physically deter your movement.