Nicholas Tepper Nick, Shyster, Crook Tried to charge me extra for unnecessary time with him. South Pasadena CA

Nick Tepper advertised himself as the best attorney in town, so I decided to invite him for lunch

to pick his brain about a legal matter. I told him that since he's

$120 per hour (he advertises at $350 per hour, but I talked him down) , he could pick a pricey place and he could order the equivalent amount.

He suggested we go to Flaming Saddles in West Hollywood because he thought the waiters were hot.

He ordered appetizers, lobster for the main meal and 5 daiquiris while we discussed  my case.

He was attentive until about daiquiri number 2.5. At this point his

eye starting gazing at our waiter's buttocks and crotch area. He was slurring and telling

me some crazy story about his hero Harvey Weinstein and how he would like to represent him.

 
Half way through the meal, he complained that he had overeaten and that he needed to use the restroom. He was gone for a good half an hour, and when he returned he informed me that he would need to bill me an extra half an hour for causing him to overeat. At this point I knew that I was dealing with a real shyster and I walked out leaving him with the bill.