Senora C Melissa Bryan Horrifying Character Scares Children, Internet

I have to admit that I got a good laugh out of Melissa's Facebook posts this week. But I don't understand why she refers to herself as "working" or as an "artist." She does not have a job, and she refuses to get one, and the only products that she has to offer are her plagiarized cook book and the tee shirts in her cafe press store that feature state flags and stolen artwork. It doesn't make sense that she presents herself as an "artist." I'm sorry, but a cafepress "store" full of unoriginal graphics on third world produced garments does not constitute a job. Her own "logo" is stolen artwork. She is a fraud, as clear as day.

I just read that Missy is going to have her new website go live today so I googled the name she gave and voila up came a rip off report of a business with that name that is being complained about.  You would think that if you were starting a new business with a new business name you would sort of check out the name you wanted to use first so you don't choose one with a bad reputation.
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Good job Missy, Good job.
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But ya know, she is probably just going to blame the fake stalkers for this....

Why would anyone have a change of costume for their grand mama's wake and funeral, then change during a quick photoshoot while claiming that they were being begged and cajoled into it? I call bulls***. 

If anyone needed proof that this is an insane attention w**** here it is. Nobody else nipped out for a quick change of costume, Missy did. 

 

 Hey, she would't also be this person with the username whimsy_cruelty, would she? Can someone please check and report back to this website? Its pretty important. You can only find her, at least with that username on Twitter.

She retweets excessively about fraud and bullying, like she is obsessed with it, but there are way bigger concerns. She has it in for a Website that no longer even exists called Regretsy (only the forum exists and the forum is called aprilwinchell.com, because whimsy_cruelty had it shut down last year. Her hatred for a website that no longer exist and an actress (April Winchell) are so intense that she got a disabled person fired from her job, then blamed Regretsy, she is intering with the Mental Health treatment of this poor girl. She is very paronoid and thinks the folks on Regretsy want to do her harm. No one wants to do her any harm.

She makes claims that Regretsy has gotten her Facebook page closed down under false pretenses. Lawyers on Twitter have blocked her cause she harasses them, even. She retweets excessively about the Doxbin and the Warriorelihoax.

It is strongly suspected that she was behind the Holly Biffle incident that occurred with Regretsy about 2 years back. She stalks April Winchell like crazy and she goes looking for anyone who has a complaint against that website and stalks them. It is very sick what she does. While Regretsy might be Snarky, she is plain evil.

It is suspected that she has gotten many accounts in my name too. She will go and stalk forums and then report back what was said. There is a whole lot more.  Does that sound anything like her? Please, someone, read her tweets and report back. I Would really appreciate it if someone would look into this. thanks.

 Hey, she would't also be this person with the username whimsy_cruelty, would she? Can someone please check and report back to this website? Its pretty important. You can only find her, at least with that username on Twitter.

She retweets excessively about fraud and bullying, like she is obsessed with it, but there are way bigger concerns. She has it in for a Website that no longer even exists called Regretsy (only the forum exists and the forum is called aprilwinchell.com, because whimsy_cruelty had it shut down last year. Her hatred for a website that no longer exist and an actress (April Winchell) are so intense that she got a disabled person fired from her job, then blamed Regretsy, she is intering with the Mental Health treatment of this poor girl. She is very paronoid and thinks the folks on Regretsy want to do her harm. No one wants to do her any harm.

She makes claims that Regretsy has gotten her Facebook page closed down under false pretenses. Lawyers on Twitter have blocked her cause she harasses them, even. She retweets excessively about the Doxbin and the Warriorelihoax.

It is strongly suspected that she was behind the Holly Biffle incident that occurred with Regretsy about 2 years back. She stalks April Winchell like crazy and she goes looking for anyone who has a complaint against that website and stalks them. It is very sick what she does. While Regretsy might be Snarky, she is plain evil.

It is suspected that she has gotten many accounts in my name too. She will go and stalk forums and then report back what was said. There is a whole lot more.  Does that sound anything like her? Please, someone, read her tweets and report back. Thanks.

I had completely forgotten about this woman and these reports until just recently.  So out of curiousity I logged back into my account and be damned, she's still going at it.  Wow.  To be honest I'm not sure if I should be amused or saddened.  Probably a little of both.  I'm amused that she still rants about the same things and the same people.  However, I'm saddened by the fact that she still has not gained the insight into her own life to see that she appears to be in desperate need of mental help.  I've seen different websites where she speaks psychotically of killing people and how her paranoia has basically grown to include all of humanity and how "they" are all out to get her.  Poor, poor thing.  But for all of her faults and short comings I do have to hand it to her for keeping her name out there by constantly doing and saying things that will bring reactions from everyone who hears and sees her.  It's almot a shame that she is on the other end of the country.  I'd probably enjoy pulling up a chair and munching some popcorn just to see her rants in real life.  

whats up.....didnt know you were here.....ha ha she is friends with gaywolf? figures....these twinkies stick together

They are absolutely NOT Native. They are alos in the business of selling other peoples works as theirs and selling on consignment. After they sell your stuff they claim they can't pay you because it was "stolen". Google search Native Dreams Inc and Eliase and you will see how its no surprise these 2 entities work together.

They also are on this site. They are absolutely NOT Native Americans but fellow scammers. Scammers flock together. Anyways look for them here or better yet, google Native Dreams Inc. and owner Eliase Graywolf aka the Ethiopian Prince Eliase Yenageta (Yenegata) and you will find some very interesting stuff out. It is no surprise he hooked up with this loser as he is delusional himself and living in a fantasy land.

Please be careful on your 4th of July celebrations.  Melissa has promised to attend the parade, armed and ready for a fight!  She has put out her intentions for all to see and claims to be backed up by State Police. "If I decide to go to Seco Parade Anyway, I Promise to be armed and ready for a fight." 

 Melissa just plain can't resist stirring things up when things get quiet. Her continued failure at life makes her lash out and blame other, even when they leave her alone. Her book has been stopped, and she thinks that it is because of the length lol. After she "starts over from scratch" and splits the manuscript into multiple books, we'll make another call to Amazon HQ and get those rejected too. She just can't seem to grasp the idea that if you are going to publish a book about crimes committed by people that you are naming by name that you MUST accompany your publication with legal evidence that the people you are naming have actually been charged and convicted of the crimes. Unfortunately for Missy, she has no documentation from any court or police department. She lacks so much as an incident report from any legal entity. She can't even get an attorney to back her up on anything. Simply resorting to making crap up to put in a book so she can try to make money off of her delusions is the best she can do lol. I doubt that deejay's report is authentic, because I have never heard of Melissa ever expressing sexual interest in anyone who hasn't been dead for at least 125 years lol. Nice try deejay. Or should I say deejeetal lol.

Hello, I see this woman has caused problems with a lot of people. I was recently planning a Christmas in July party for my office and contacted señora c to be a character.. i will get to my point here.. On the telephone when trying to book her, she mentioned that she could do "something extra" for me.. At first I didn't catch on and told her that I might be interested.. I expected to be sold on her bringing some of the "treats" she sells at fairs and places. I was shocked to find out she was trying to proposition me for a sexual encounter!! She explained that she really needed money and said she would "please me in so many ways" for $100. I can't believe this woman is allowed to be around children! I have half a mind to let the local sheriff know about her prostitution exploits! 

In case you haven't read, Melissa intends to release a book claiming that it is about surviving cyberterrorism, when in reality all she plans to do is try to make a buck off of a book that falsely names people who have left her alone for months, if not years.  Her immature and paranoid obsession with trying to destroy the lives of everyone she THINKS has been systematically destroying her life has pushed her to the point of publishing her lies and selling them despite Amazon's policy on literary works of the sort.

I posted on the Outlaw Life Enterprises article here on Ripoff Report my own project, specifically designed to destroy Melissa and shut her up once and for all.  I am posting this message here to make absolutely sure that she reads this and understands the can of worms that she will be opening if she publishes her of paranoid delusions.

When I read about Melissa's intentions to release that book, I pulled up my archive of her email messages, facebook posts, and blog entries.  For the last couple years I have saved every forwarded email message and every post she has made that threatens to murder, committ suicide, or just plain shows her snapping and spewing obscenities over menial mundane crap that nobody cares about.  The resulting document, on letter sized paper, at a 10 point font, single spaced with default margins is FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY TWO PAGES long.  Printed in book format, it is over 700 pages long.

Here is the best part:  The ENTIRE book is written by MISSY.  That's right! 422 pages in Missy's own words, detailing how she is going to kill people for not believing that she was banged by the ghost of Billy the Kid over 100 years ago, telling how she is going to kidnap and kill some dude's family one by one because she insists that the loser hacked her facebook page and got her banned, curseword filled pledges that she will carry firearms and use them to kill anyone who looks at her wrong even if they are holding children, and a 228 page chapter dedicated to all of the nasty things she has posted about her own husband, Dan.

To make absolutely sure that Melissa cannot trace the book, and to make sure that she cannot sue anyone for making money from her own words, and to make sure that companies like Amazon won't remove the book, I will be posting it as a free PDF download somewhere on the internet.  I figure that by making it free, everyone who buys her book will have free access to it as well as anyone and everyone on this planet who doubts that she is a vindictive delusional violent idiot.

I can't wait for her to publish her book!

Senora Paranoia says she's almost done with her third bound collection of delusions and lies. I can't wait for its release, and neither can some of the people she keeps naming. Her retarded mind thinks that her own paranoid list of suspicions justifies it. Too bad her damaged brain can't grasp that those people are long gone and now she has other people who have recognized how easy it is to troll her. I can't wait until Amazon gets a letter from some local court asking for police reports and court documents to verify details in the book that they published. They'll discontinue her book and throw her under the bus. How can someone who whines about defamation so often commit defamation to this extent- in writing- and try to profit off it- yet claim to be knowledgeable of the law? I can't wait. She's going to self destruct worse than ever before and all we have to do is sit back and wait. This is beautiful. I wonder how she will react to being banned from selling anything at all online and get stuck with a nice fine. I promise to post the court transcripts on this site once they are available so the world will know forever that Melissa Bryan of Outlaw Life Enterprises LLC, Northern New Mexico Spirit Research, Cactus Flats and Enchanted Circle Fair, Haunted Hacienda and Senora C Christmas (fat) figure is a liar and a fraud. In other words, the burden of proof is on Senora Crap to prove that ALL points in her new book are accurate. ANY misstatements at all will thrust lots of negative press and harassment from anonymous users online as well as very expensive legal problems. I hope she releases her new book. I'm so excited about it, I can't stop smiling. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 For months now I have read about Melissa's mystical and magical psychic powers, how she is trying to develop them, how hard they are to understand, and how they are exclusive to just her because she inherited them from somebody that she made up some story about how she is related to them. Seriously. First she said she was descended from generations of witches and has the power to d**n people to hell, then all of the sudden she's descended from powerful Indian shamans and her family on the reservation is going to show her how to cast spells and repel the boogie man so he doesn't look at her cat hair cookies without her permission. Then, yesterday, she posted this: Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC 7 hours ago near Arroyo Seco, NM · Never in all my life did I think I would be teaching Mediumship as well as doing it and stepping full force into my own abilities. I am really loving this. Really? One moment she doesn't understand her sooper powarz or how she got them, but insists that they are exclusive to her, and the next moment she actually publishes that she is going to accept cash on the barrel head to teach some poor unsuspecting student her fictional scheme? It's a good thing her new student doesn't use the internet.* * Just kidding. They do. I'll let you know what happens with these "classes" LOL.

I don't know if you remember but at the last city council meeting it was resolved to put up warning signs around town to counteract the INCREASE of visitors into our fair township looking for Missy.  The  usual MO is young out of town people looking for somebody to throw bricks at and taunt. Riffraff in so many words.  We dont want people like that pestering us and scaring tourists. So the plan is to put up a series of signs in town saying Dont Feed the Trolls and Tolls Go Home. Then we will have some traffic direction signs saying A New Christmas Character, this way! and those should lead people BACK to Taos and Los Vegas where a few more freaks wont be noticed. 

I also spoke to her landlord and they were hinting around about some move this summer. I certainly hope thats true and they can find a nice low-rent place in Taos. Then she can sit online and gamble all day on somebody elses wifi hotspot and leave us nice people in Seco alone.  

I recently heard Missy is putting all the names of innocent people she claims are stalking her in a book. It's not like anyone will buy her book as no one has bought even one copy of her other books (no Missy your mommy getting one doesn't count). But this will open the line for any of those named in the book to sue her and since she has no money sue Amazon for defamation of character. Perhaps we should write a book all about Missy. Of course it will be a comedy.

But the chapters can be as follows: chapter 1 It is born. Chapter 2 The family shame. Chapter 3 it tries to harm its baby sister. chapter 4 The first institutionalization. chapter 5 Someone wants to marry it? really? chapter 6 she still believes in Santa. chapter 7 the cactus flats debacle. Chapter 8 how to Sam people . chapter 9 how to stalk people and blame them for it. chapter 10 how to fake your ancestory.

Chapter 11 how to pretend to be native American. chapter 12 how to pretend to be a medium and scam people. chapter 13 how to be not famous while having a radio show stalking the governor going on tv long about billy the kid going on ghost shows and being a movie extra. Chapter 14 how to threaten suicide and claim the end of your marriage. hundred. of times for attention .Iam

Perhaps those who are going to be wrongly named in her supposed tell all book should compile a book all about Missy her hubby and her mummified can. What is good for the Seco Psycho is good for the rational fraud fighters. Plus your book may actually be grammatically correct, be spelled correctly, and not be full of lies.

As for us in Seco Town, we want to make a beware sign for tourists that warn them to avoid her part of town so she can't scare the away. We could title it Don't Feed The Seco Psycho and don't be afraid of her fake guns. Don't eat any food or water offered by "it" and all will be well. Those who ignore the warning could be captured and eaten (she has to feed hubby and jukie something).

Missy is running around town trying to get a man, any man, to take her to Idaho during her hubbys circle fair thing. But we all know she can't afford the trip, the hotel, or the conference fee. So she is either putting on this show so she can claim she was not part of the fair scam but went because she didn't have money to go where she wanted OR she is trying to scam someone into paying her way. Missy leave our men folk be. Nobody is going to lend you their man any NO man would want to go alone with you on a road trip. We all know you would never give up the opportunity to scam at your hubbys fair and ruin it with your presence just like everything else you touch or try to do.

" Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC Wednesday at 7:29pm near Arroyo Seco, NM

THAT MF GD NO GOOD YELLOW COWARD PIECE OF s**t b*****d KEPT ME FROM THE MEETING I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO TONIGHT AND CAUSED A FIGHT WITH MY HUSBAND! I AM LIVID GD FING PISSED! I WILL TREADMILL FINGER POINT THE MORE I AM POINTED AT! THE MORE HARDER AND LONGER THIS GOES ON THE MORE I VOW AND PROMISE TO DO IT BACK! I AM AN FING PRISONER WITHIN MY OWN HOME AS USUAL AND AS USUAL - I PROMISE AND VOW TO EAT MYSELF TO DEATH!"

How does NOBODY recognize that she desperately needs serious psychological help?? Especially after she posts photos of herself with multiple firearms!

am glad someone has them all saved in files...She scares me with her threats...I live over 1000 miles from her and it still scares me for those that live near her...I listened to her last radio show and was stunned at the threats she made...What the heck is wrong with her? Doesn't she see what she may be getting herself into? The threats against Obama are enough to get her tail in hot water, deep hot water...I just can't figure out what her problem is...

that have been saved as proof in case she ever does go off the deep end and comes after any of the innocent people she keeps naming.
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Not to mention that there are radio show archives that have been downloaded and saved.  The most recent one being March 29th where she ranted and raved for a little under an hour about how she was going to kill them all, how she was going to smack the President on the head and yell in his face.  
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Don't think the proof and evidence of HER actions have not been saved. Every stinking threat and rant and rave has been saved. Every threat of using her two firearms against innocent people in parades, crossing state lines and coming to "get them" and all of it have been filed away.  If at any point she actually does find the name of the people who are shining the light on her scams and sends the authorities against them, the authorities will be shown the real proof and they will turn around and arrest her for what she has done.  That is why her and coleslaw's threats are so empty. They both know if they complain to the Feds or any authority their past actions will be revealed and they will be shamed into admitting the truth.

That unless someone has screen shots and not a copy and paste job that it is impossible to accuse her of anything? She has in the past deleted her comments in order to stay out of trouble...Just a reminder is all.. 

the sky is blue.
Missy is stupid
and so is anyone who supports her (sorry it doesn't rhyme).
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She is now ranting how she will take everything she has against the people on this report to the Feds and the media.
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Am I the only one who hopes she DOES do this so the Feds can then see her threats against our President and so that the media can expose her as the psychopathic liar and violent fraud that she is?  It would be a wonderful way to tie everything up neatly.  She rants and raves to the Feds that people are picking on her so she has repeatedly said via the internet and on her radio shows she is going to cross state lines to kill them with her unlicensed and unregistered firearms not to mention the numerous and credible threats she has made against our President.  They question her, she blames AH and all of these other garbage can goons who she has no clue who they really are and they slap a straight jacket on her faster than her head can spin, and the media is there to regale everyone with how the Feds have saved us from a domestic terrorist.
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Meanwhile you get to see a skinny malnourished man and a mummified cat walking off into the sunset whistling a happy tune and clicking their heels together to be free of the oppression that has kept them trapped.

In response to some "poetry' she has posted on her FB:
Showdown At The Ofay Corral
Hey there h*o',
I'ma comin' to your doh,
Get out your gun!
Start on the run!
Ready for the Showdown?
Gonna be a h*o' down!
Howlin' like a hound!
You'll be on the ground!
World be a better place
Without your skanky face!

Ella se ha ido para siempre
Vamosa ser felices para seimpre

I figured that if I open with something kinda slaw-ish, it might ward off some of the "crazies" if they thought that their work was already done here.  Yes, Colleen.  There is an Eischter Bunneh.  Wif pwetty eggs and pwastic gwass.  Tee hee.  Happy Easter.  May God and Peace be with you.

I am so proud that Melissa has accomplished so much with her business.  I was really enjoying reading about her progress as she plans and contemplates and even schedules each and every single turning point and speedbump that she anticipates no matter what time day or night that she experiences these triumphs and setbacks without any self demand at all just willingly sharing with her fans and readers and potential customers who really need to know and understand about her because there is nothing better than letting every single person know who and what you are all about whose trust you are trying to win so that you can run a successful business to support your family and yes a cat is family because they just entangle themselves all up in your life and they are always aware of every emotion that their masters go through and it is through that relationship that we as cat owners channel as our discipline keeping ourselves focused toward that ultimate goal of achievement that is ultimately the spontaneous and glorious occasion of a well earned SUCCESS could would and even farther so (oo teh lulz) should be available to every single other person ever who ever wanted to ever start a business themselves as is thare due rite under teh constipations riggts amen so my bff AMEN SO LET IT BE WRIT AS DO IS DID you big jerkhead meanie fing a holes yadda yadda blah blah.

Okay then.

Happy Easter.  I don't care what she does.  Her "biz" is destined for failure due to sheer lack of any reasonable business sense whatsoever.  It probably won't reach the point of collapsing in on her because she'll quit (without putting any additional effort at all into it) and blame "haters" and "stalkers" and whatever childish first-grade-ish name calling she's going to blame this round CVCXXXVI of epic failure upon.  There is no need to egg upon this trainwreck.  Let her do what she will.  She has a plan for success, and we will all be able to read about it.  It was just getting interesting as her third tee shirt client "backed out" with NO intervention by ANYONE here, and the success of an insanely huge tee shirt deal (at $30 each) slipped away.  If she doesn't see a threat from someone online, then maybe she will inflate the Senora Santa Haunted Tee Shirt industry bubble to the point where, when she finally does find someone to blame for the non-success of her Biz Empire, it will be someone local, someone with an actual dire need for police presence and attention, rather than some soul-less nobody from the internet that no law enforcement official should ever have to worry about somehow compromising poor Melissa's civil liberties, rights, privileges or entitlements, that bubble collapse will cause her to get on local authorities' maps a bit more so than she has from her past melt downs.

Missy: Ignore the online taunts.  Do your thing.  May God bless YOU with SUCCESS, or your FANS with EPIC LULZ.  It's all on you.  Nobody here can or would hurt you.  They might upset you by discussing what you post.  They may laugh (a lot) when you lose it and go off, but it's 2013, and this is the internet.  Go do your thing.  Don't give up.  Don't get off track.  You have a plan and you need to stick to it if you are ever going to be successful and powerful and awesome and famous.  Hold your head up high and don't give up.  Prove all those haters wrong.  Make Dan proud of you.  Become a shining beacon of confidence and professionalism that all BFF's can look up to for inspiration and confidence.  Hallelujah!  Happy Easter.  Don't eat too much chocolate, what with so much diabetes going around nowadays.  Can't be too safe.  Take care.  And say hi to the Easter Bunny for me.  And Senorita Easterita Bunnita too.  If there is one.  Come to think of it, I'll bet that she wears big floppy ears and black lipstick. 

Happy Easter 2013.

Stay in school, kids.

She's Baaaack!  Having listened to her maniacal rantings and  psychotic ravings last night on her "Paranormal" broadcast, I believe the predictions of people who know her anger cycles were right. She broadcasts from her home and I have a feeling that her husband made himself very scarce and her poor kitty hid from her, and perhaps isn't out of hiding yet. I heard her curse and use language that surprised even me, who has heard a lot of angry, demeaning, threatening words in my life.  At one point, early in the broadcast, she actually screamed hysterically at the audience, using threats and language that would raise the hair on the back of a longshoreman's neck. She threatened bodily harm again to President Obama, various people, whom she called out by name, called them out with words that were totally inappropriate (various body parts) and generally wanted to shoot everyone who came to her door.  If someone had just happened on her broadcast, not knowing her history,or histrionic leanings, it would have appeared that 911 should be called with  police intervention and some serious calming down.
 All this because another report was filed regarding her "Products".  True or not, she could have rebutted the report in a way that would leave the door open for people to test her veracity about the quality of her goods.  Yes, in a free democratic country, such as North America, we have the right to express our opinions and rebut criticism, but threatening bodily harm is not a right, or a privilege. She cannot deny any of her words as I have downloaded all of her broadcasts.
People of Arroyo Seco, watch out, she's on a rampage again! Hide your women and children, lock up your valuables and get out your weapons!! LOL

Because even when it comes to art, Melissa is a FRAUD.

Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC Yesterday at 3:24pm

Some people ask me what it is I do. Quite simply; I am an Artist. I didn't quite plan on being one, it just happened. 1.) I am a Background Actress for the Film Industry. 2.) I am an Author. Both my Books are at Amazon, Kindle and Create Space. 3.) I design and build things for my Business. 4.) I make Products to sell. Some Homemade and others Outsourced. 5.) I am a Medium (Spirit Communicator). 6.) I do Family History and Heraldry. 7.) I do Holiday Houses. One for Halloween, the other for Christmas. I get my inspiration from the local area.

NOTHING "happened." Nothing except Melissa found a black and white drawing online of a skull with crossed "pistolas" (haha!) and she used Microsoft Paint to add the words "Outlaw Life Enterprises" to it, and now the graphic is called her logo, even though Getty Images' artist who made the skull and crossgun graphic gets absolutely NO credit or pay for their work. Thus why Melissa is a FRAUD and a thief.

Melissa is NOT a background actress. She answered a Craigslist ad and got to dress up like a fat emo in the old west in the background of a Christian produced anti-abortion film. She has had NO "film" work since, and if you have ever heard her speak, you'd understand why nobody will EVER hire her for a scripted part, unless they ever film a sequel to "The goonies" and introduce fans to Sloth's sister. Ew. Just rw.

The "spirit communicator," family genealogy and inflatable lawn decorations during holidays amount to nothing more than her deranged fantasy life k her reality inside her mind.

The "author" crap is nothing but her collection of recipes that she found online and some poor-selling pamphlets that detail some of the delusions she has experienced, all presented in glorious Missyview- complete with countless mis-capitalizations and mis-spellings.

It is all definitely worth the read for a good laugh.

Well looky here, Missy says: This is from an Expert on Heraldry Studies Re: my Family Heraldry;  Congratulations on the long and distinguished armigerous history of your family." This is from same said Expert: "Heraldic heiresses are fairly rare." THERE! I AM BONAFIED AND VERIFIED - LEGIT! Sadly it looks as if Missy has been hoaxed again.  This time by one of those websites that says it can find the history of your surname, then tells you how great your family history is and then tries to sell you a book with your family's name in it for $75 or maybe more.  But Wait! There's More!! Sorry Missy, that side does nothing to verify or bonify your crazy rantings about being related to everyone on earth and their dogs too.  And now you have again shown the world you are naive and not very intelligent for falling for this age old scam.  The only good to come out of this is to see the worlds biggest scammer and fraud being scammed!! lol OH and as a side question do you even know what armigerous means?  I am willing to bet that you didn't until you just googled it when I asked you lol

P.S. OH and Coleslaw, shut up nobody is listening to your Bible thumping and your very ignorant way of speaking. You just make Missy look even more stupid.

All of us were created with certain inalienable rights, those being the Right to Life, Liberty & The Pursuit of Happiness as guaranteed to us by the Constitution of the USA. You can not and will Not infringe on someone else's rights! My friend as the right to be her own business woman her own entrepreneur as it were and you can NOT and will NOT infringe on her rightds to do as she pleases with her own life! She can do as she d**n well pleases and to HELL with you little back biting, sniping little boys wearing grown up clothes but can't grow up and act your ages. I for one agree with this person wholly and say matterof factly

 is this the way you want your children to grow up believing they are superior to anyone else! I think NOT! go find someone else to toy with you have done enough damage to her and her family and her ability to think clearly. Leave her alone! Let her be! Let her live and breathe for God's sake. 

  Go to Church, pray that God forgives your souls because I can not and will not forgive you at least not now possibly never but I can and will pray for your souls. 

...the people from thousands of miles away that Missy and her Hubby It's all about the publicity and attention. I just enjoy reading it all, seeing it all come back to her. She knows it all. Who's evil. Who's good. (Not many on that end.). And she's more interested in documenting every single non-event while claiming she's busy, that it has consumed all normal human cognizant form of reality from her conscience, and now its ALL UR FAULT.

She needs help. Not a hug. She needs psychological help. Its just my opinion. And I'm no psychologist. I'm not even a parapsychologist. That stuff all takes a lot of schooling, and I was never one for such time vampires. All that I'm saying is that she seems awful crazy to an observer who has had the opportunity to read some of the threats she has emailed, called, and mailed to people, their families, their employers, and anyone else they feel like harassing all in the name of revenge for quotation.

So, yeah. Coleslaw, you just don't get that you don't help when you lie for a liar. Your cuddly bff has infuriated a LOT of people over the years, and nothing you could ever say would ever be considered honest by the people that poor Melissa has relentlessly tried to destroy.

So there.

Go away and stop trying to preach to those she's threatened and stalked...There are 2 that do live where she lives. I would think they know her better than you do where her actions are concerned... I don't believe anything Melissa posts when it comes to her family life. She's a drama queen period. She thrives on and when she can't find it she goes out and creates it...No one is stopping her from grieving...So get over yourself...AND remember Colleen...Those who live in glass houses shouldn't cast stones...You lie as much as she does....

See ya Wouldn't wanna be ya

I have been a friend of Mrs. Bryan for 15 years, this all got started when she and I were alleged members of the BTKOG. We had some information that we had gathered about this famous or infamous person in history and is just started from that and keeps on going and going and going kind of like the Energizer Bunny. These people will Not stop until they have caused her to go bankrupt by not allowing her to open her own business, besides they have NO idea about her baked goods as they DO NOT live in her area nor have then sampled any of her products.

  This site is allowing attacks against someone for reasons for which this board was NOT opened for. All she is doing is trying to make an honest living doing what she loves. They are HATERS and have an agenda against her which is to cvause her mental grief and anguish, they would not even let her grieve for her late grandmother when she passed away. They have been causing her not only mental but emotional upheaval as her and her husband have screaming matches every day over this which could and probably will cause  their divorce and her moving to another location to live her life alone and no one around to give her the emotional support she desperately needs. Leave her alone for the last time. Drop it and let her live her life and you live yours. Get God in your lives. Come the day of the final reckoning God will turn his back on you and not allow you into his kingdom

It has come to my attention that Missy is authoring a letter that is, according to her "nasty and threatening" that she intends to mail to the President of the United States because of obama care.  Now I am all for freedom of speach but nobody is allowed to actually threaten the president with harm and she has done it several times over the last week or so and in one rant said she was going to smack him on the back of his head.  I don't know about you but I am going to be looking out for secret service agents around town.

.And she wonders why her husband complains about her and her actions and how they affect their family?  He has to put up with this psychotic behavior day in and day out.  Is there any wonder why the poor man cannot get work.  Missy is a part of that package and nobody wants to hire him so they won't have to deal with her.

.Now she has continued her conversation with Drew Gomber and has said aloud to him about her Fake gun from China it is only a matter of time when he questions her authenticity and then she starts claiming dead relatives and it will be the end of her credibility with Drew.

.There are also enablers on her facebook page who are having her thinking she can get real celebrities on her h*o-hum radio show.  Yeah as if Emilio Estevez or Brian Hornynose is going to lower themselves to that and listen to her Ummmmm umm umm a thousand times.   Good luck with that one Missy!!

Missy has returned from her "whirlwind" of a trip to bury her poor nana armed with more money, a tea set and determination to fraud and scam people like never before! 

She has launched her new website outlaw life enterprises dot com and failed to google that business name and for her information there is already several rip off reports against that business name with another person running it.  But of course she will blame it all on her fake stalkers. 

She has produced hundreds of t-shirt designs and spent hours upon hours creating them from stolen art works only to have people not buy any of them nor will anyone buy them because they are over priced and the idle no more people have warned their people against them. 

She also has started a tupperware party online with the help of some poor lady who thinks she can use missy to make money too only to later find no one will attend the party or buy anything from Missy because everyone already knows she is a fraud and won't touch anything she does with a 1000 foot pole..

Add to that her wonderful radio show that started yesterday at 9pm MT and how wonderful it is to listen to her say UMMM over and over the whole time and babble on about things nobody could understand or care about if they did understand and you have a week's worth of notworthy activity from Missy the fraud.   If she starts to take callers to that show I urge all and anyone who will call in to ask her if she is married to her mummified cat lol

OH and the latest lacivious thing she is doing is talking to a real western historian on facebook and embarrassing herself by saying he would drool over her bill the kid collection of which the centerpeice is her fake gun from China.  And when Mr. Gomber calls her out for not being related to Billy the Kid nor believe her claim of being his long dead never heard of before wife she will flip a fit and call him a fake when it really IS her that is the fake. 

She is claiming on facebook her family FORCED her into taking pictures. To me it looks like she is lapping up all of the attention she can get!
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You too can dress like Missy all you need to do is shop at twistedwestern.com!
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She is also claiming she and her hubby are fighting again....  I am not buying it.

It was too good to be true. Out little town has been so peaceful for the last few weeks. But now; Missy's back and we have lots of screaming fights between her and Hubby to look forward to. Behind her hand scratched NO TRESPASSING sign she's going to hatch yet another insane plot to get rich. What's it going to be this time? Re-boxing Swiss-Miss hot coco and trying to pass it off as Senora C coco? Buying more high fructose corn syrup in bulk, adding imitation maple flavoring and trying to pass that off as real maple syrup? 

  This time it's by being an extra in one of several local film productions. She won't make any money doing that. When she's filling out the application. and I'd advise her stop putting down her paranormal experiences in the space marked "experience." I think they want experience with space aliens and judging from the photos of her Grandma's' wake I can believe she's had plenty! 

Reading Melissa's Facebook posts today, I see that repeatedly she posts about how much work it has been for the last 3 days to get her life back to normal. How much work does it take for an unemployed crazy person to get her life back to its unemployed normal state after having a few days off? Seriously. That is stupider than stating that she "senses" that her grandmother is "transitioning" to a "spirit" state after being updated for weeks that she has been ill and dying.

I am glad life is back to normal. That means she's going to get back to her death threats and abbreviating obscenities. LOL.

And what's with the bugeye glasses, 5 gallon hat, and chin collection? I saw that and almost spit coffee all over my car's dashboard. Yee haw. Is it Halloween in the land of atomic radiation and crazy people?

Always always ALWAYS seek the lulz, and even the scary Goth cowcow (as opposed to cowgirl in case you didn't get that one) looks funny.

ou may recall, a couple weeks back, how senora FRAUD claimed that she was "in negotiations and discussions" for some breakthrough role on a television show. Well, I finally found what she was lying about on her "event calendar" on her Senora C "Store" (LOL) site:

March 2013 - 24 - "My Ghost Story" Try Out's - San Antonio, TX

Yeah. She's auditioning for a paranormal "reality" show. How appropriate.

How, exactly, does one "negotiate" for something that they haven't even auditioned for?

All lies and attention grabbing whorism. Nobody is surprised.

In no way do I wish for melissa to leave the internet. As long as she's here, we have something to laugh about. Let her spew her threats and lies. That's what a fraud does. Every time she posts there is so much to laugh at. I just feel sorry for the rest of the poor people of Taos and Arroyo Seco who have to deal with her lashing out.

Hey, Missy, did you know you can make your own entry on IMDB? You should get to filling it out before someone else does it for you. ;)

She has finally found out who the REAL CULPRITS are!!!!

Whew.. we can now stop hiding, as our Leaders have been exposed!!! NOT!!!

Missy has posted on her FB page (see below) that her cousins (who would have thot!) are responsible for EVERYTHING.  Here's a news flash Missy...We don't know your 'cousins'.  We don't work for them.  We are independent of them.  They don't have mind control over us.  You are the Author of your Misery!  What you put out, you get back.  Karma does exist, and she's the one Stalking you.

"Finally Home and taking care of finalities.  Got to the Ripoff Report.  I know who is behind these now.  (names removed)
My two Screwball, Idiot Cousins who just cannot let the Past drop determined to run me off of, out of and away from the Net and my own life at ALL Cost.  Well, I have a surprise for them.  Won't say what that is, but they will know when it comes around."

Hey cousins, we all wish you well and don't worry about yer Cuz,; Cuz she is powerless and pitiful in her "FING RAGE"! C'est la vie, c'est la guerre, we are all out there!

...and not only do I miss Anonymous giving Missy a taste of her own medicine, but I also miss the Ruby/Isabella person being very stern and biblical at us in bold font.  d**n.

I have lawled.

I also spied this:  'Coleen Coleman says "why would you want to make your family hate you
more than ever, family needs to pull together your grandma would want
her family to pull together and be strong united for her not bickering,
being nasty and snapping at each other."

To which Missy replies "Because that is what happens when I am around. That is why I live out of state."'

Oh Missy, Missy, Missy--don't you see (I know you don't, I'm being rhetorical for my own amusement)?  The bickering, snapping, nastiness happens WHEN YOU ARE AROUND--you are the cause of it, you poor fool.  You live out of state because that was a condition of your Trust, wasn't it?  You're a 21st century remittance man, you silly git.  Your family--your grandmother--didn't want you around because of the trouble you cause and have caused since you first started to refuse your medication.  You cause trouble for them just as you have done, or have tried to do, for countless others on the internet, but your family can't hide from you as easily as others can so they paid you to go away.  That you can't or won't restrain yourself from acting like a nasty, filthy guttersnipe at your grandmother's funeral speaks volumes about your character, or rather the lack thereof. 

I'm deeply sorry for your family.  To have first suffered the loss of a beloved relative, then to have that loss compounded with the descent of the family devil must have been extremely hard to bear.  For you, however, I have no sympathy.  I know you too well.

Yes, Missy, I do.

The pathetic photo child of aspergers syndrome has decided that grandma's funeral is no reason to cease spewing death threats:

5.) NO - YOU DO NOT - YOU STOP FIRST OR I FIND AND KILL FOR IT! STOP THE FING LIES!

18.) NO - YOU POKE - I KILL - PLAIN AND SIMPLE! STOP THE FING LIES!

22.) NO - CLEANSING GUNFIRE OF AND FOR THE TRUTH - MY TRUTH - THAT STANDS AND WINS FOR ETERNITY! STOP THE FING LIES!

In all, there are 23 curse word filled mini tantrums in the post that can be easily summarized with "nothing is my fault. Everybody, including my family, does to me everything that they keep saying I do and I never ever do any of those things, and I am going to kill everyone for reading my Facebook then talking about my tantrums and threats."

I laughed. A lot. Out loud. On the floor. Until my rear quarters fell clean off. No lie.

The title of this post comes directly from the "Outlaw Life" Facebook page. I encourage everyone, especially Missy's family, to read it.

In 48 hours, missy has gone from "going to head home early because there is nothing left for me here" to "family will not let me fing make any food for the wake" to "I'm leaving early because I am the family embarrassment/the kids in my family are mini versions of me.".

*eyeroll*

Yes, Melissa. On the embarrassment thing, you are correct. I am so relieved that you finally recognize this.

On the kids being mini versions of you: No. They are just children. That is why they don't have jobs yet. YET. Don't worry. Their parents tell them regularly that they have to work hard, be polite and professional to people you meet, and be considerate of the opinions of others. See? They are being raised to be NOTHING like the "family embarrassment."

Thank you for the lulz. Again. Lol.

Missy and her hubtard have shown absolutely no regret for calling wives, landlords, employers, or other totally unrelated people and businesses in the communities of the people they have blamed over the years. Why would anyone show them a modicum of civility? They have tried to break up families, get people thrown out of their homes, fired, and even tries to get others in those far away communities to turn on the people they target, blaming for their own years of epic failures. She begs and begs on her own Facebook page for peace from online taunts, then follows up those posts with declarations of " CLEANSING GUNFIRE" to somehow assert that she is a reasonable victim.

I call bulls**t.

Since she insists on posting her death threats mired with FING this and FING that while turning grandma's funeral into a TAPS wannabe Tourette's syndrome attention w***e ghost hunt and death threat bonanza, she can simply deal with the reactions from other people and readers online.

And if she thinks that repeatedly pointing fingers at "TRANK FACE" is going to somehow get anyone here to back off, she's stupider than we thought. That's stupider than blaming Obama for bush's wars.

Keep squealing, piggy. We'll keep poking.

Well I was saddened to hear of the death of Missy's beloved grandmother and I was being silent out of respect for what must be a really difficult time for her.  Imagine my surprise to see the terrible posts she made before leaving for California:

"Even though I am disheartened that Grandmother is no longer around, it frees me to be who I want to be.  That was the last remaining vestige of what was holding me tied to CA.  I am now going to be able to pursue what I want to pursue without limits on what I want to get done.  While I am there, I plan to scare a few Realtions, wear what I want to wear, be who and what I want to be. Make sure I won't be welcomed back because now, I won't have to ever go visit anyone if I don't want to."

In this post one of her friends tells her to enjoy her trip and even though Coleslaw tries to talk reasonably to her she still doesn't understand that the death of loved ones should be a family coming together to support one another not some rogue fool coming to make everyone else miserable. She is miffed because her family made all the arrangements for the wake and the after party for this funeral and would not hear of her cooking a thing for the event.  So instead of being a supportive daughter she is going in there like a pariah.  Real nice Missy, real nice:

"Thanks. We will have a great time, I am certain. Or at least will try to have a great time. I plan to scare a few Relations, make my Parents hate me even worse thatn they do now and generally raise mayhem. Even wear the worst things I can think of to the Funeral, so that no one will want me to come back. Nothing in CA for me anyway. With my Grandmother gone, it frees me to be the person I want to be."

Coleen Coleman says "why would you want to make your family hate you more than ever, family needs to pull together your grandma would want her family to pull together and be strong united for her not bickering, being nasty and snapping at each other."

To which Missy replies "Because that is what happens when I am around. That is why I live out of state."

What kind of person purposely sets out to make people miserable when they are already grieving?

In truth, bullies hate to be bullied back. That is exactly what is going on here Cauliflower. Its not about God, its not about the Bible or charity or right and wrong. It is all about a fraud and a scammer and a bully being called out for what she is. She steals from people, scams people, abuses people, harms people then screams about how shes being victimized when people say they've had enough. and tell her to stop.

I would be happy to ignore her, except ignoring her is like ignore a pack of hungry wolves. She attacks if she thinks she can get away with it. If you show strength she retreats, then squalls about how people are stalking her. At least shes not attacking. If you remain silent she tries  to get away with whatever she can. She likes to hurt people.

I for one am sick of seeing people put in danger by this reckless, feckless, unrestrained and stupid person. The internet was not created so that she could abuse and hurt people. If you dont like this Ruby. You can just close your browser and go away, nobody here will care one way or another. We have to live with this sick individual. You can go away and take your Bible thumping with you.

Missy could do the same and people here and elsewhere would have nothing more to talk about . They would get bored and go away. But no; Missy and her henchmen have to keep stoking the drama and drawing attention to themselves. 

Oh, here is a good one.
 
ROFL! My Aunt and Uncle are staying in the bad room at my Parents' place. 
This is going to be fun!
I can't wait for my Aunt to come screaming out of that room in a Panic because something grabbed her.

Maybe they will sleep well because they dont hallucinate like you do Missy. 
I am so glad you are gone We forget how peaceful our little town is without your delusions messing it up. 

Or this?

?17 more lies to truth out.
I am sick to death of the F*KING LIES!
Give me just 2 whole weeks to get my life back!
THAT IS ALL I ASK!
Let me deal with my Grandmother's passing IN PEACE!

You ask? What about all the people you abused? All they wanted was a little peace. They didn't ask for you to talk them. They didn't ask for you to harass them. Stop stalking, stop harassing and stay in the land of fruits and nuts where you belong. 

Melissa is going back to her native lands rich with culture and history of her native people, the forefront of the confederacy's epicenter. Yes. I'm talking about southern California.

Meanwhile, as she prepares, she goes off on her Facebook about how stupid and unreasonable her family is because they won't let her cook ANYTHING for the wake. So senora tub-o-drama makes secret plans to "inject" her presence into her poor grandmothers wake. Ew.

To take the edge off of the ridicule she is about to face, she published another swear filled "truth" about her supposed attacks and... ...um... ...threats (?) She has received from somebody, even though he has disappeared, and lots of other people remain to discuss her lies and, fraud, dramaraderie.

We hope and pray that she complains to her family about this stuff so they will know to step up and get the ignorant lazy slob under control.

Remember, the person she names in this blame rant has been SILENT for many months now, but just refuses to STFU and let anyone from her past move on:

Melissa Bryan 17 hours ago. HERE WE GO AGAIN! BACK TO BEING SMASHED TRASHED BASHED AND THRASHED! ANOTHER LOUSY, LYING, ABUSIVE, DENEGRATING, DEROGATORY, THREATENING RR AGAINST ME! MORE SHIELD OF TRUTH!

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Melissa Bryan 17 hours ago. MORE SHIELD OF TRUTH, REBUTTAL AND REFUTING REFUTING, REFUTING!

1.) NO - THAT IS NOT TRUE! THAT IS A BALD - FACED LIE! STOP LYING! STOP THE FING LIES!

2.) I TAKE MY GUNS EVERYWHERE WITH ME - I AM WELL WITHIN MY LEGAL RIGHT TO DO SO AND AFTER BEING BASHED, SMASHED, TRASHED, THRASHED, ASSAULTED, NEARLY ACCOSTED, I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO CARRY TO PROTECT MYSELF! STOP THE FING LIES!

3.) NO - YOU ARE WHAT YOU ACCUSE ME OF AND WORSE SH*T FOR BRAINS! STOPT HE FING LIES!

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Melissa Bryan 17 hours ago. 4.) NO - NO ONE AROUND ME EVEN KNOWS ME OR WHO I AM PERSONALLY - I DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH ANYONE HERE AFTER YOU s**t FOR BRAINS PAIED SEVERAL PEOPLE TO ATTEMPT TO RUN ME OFF OF, OUT OF AND AWAY FROM MY OWN COMMUNITY! I WAS NEARLY ASSAULTED AND ACCOSTED SEVERAL TIM ES IN FRONT OF OTHERS IN PULIC LOCATIONS - PARADE HERE IN TAOS INCLUDED! STOP THE FING LIES!

5.) YOU SH*T FOR BRAINS HAD MANY BAD THING...S HAPPEN TO ME - NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! YOU HAD ME RUN OUT OF AZ, TRIED TO HAVE ME RUN OUT OF NM, FORCED MY FAMILY AND I TO HOMELESSNESS 2 TIMES, STOLE FROM ME AND MY FB REPEATEDLY, FORCED ME TO A STRESS INDUCED MISCARRIAGE OF A PREGNANCY, HAVE ATTEMPTED AND PUT IT IN WRITING THAT YOU WILL STAND IN MY WAY IF I TRY TO DO FOR MYSELF OTHER THAN YOUR OWN STUPID, IDIOTIC AND UTTERLY CLUELESS DEMANDS! IT IS ALL ON RR IN WRITING!See More

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Melissa Bryan 17 hours ago. 9.) NO - YOU FORCED THAT ON ME SH*T FOR BRAINS - I HAVE YOUR OWN ADMISSIONS IN WRITING RIGHT THERE ON RR! YOU DID IT TO ME - NOT ME TO YOU! STOP THE FING LIES!

10.) NO - YOU GROW UP FIRST OR THIS CONTINUES! STOIP THE FING LIES!

11.) I AM NOT PSYCHO - YOU ARE PSYCHO -SH*T FOR BRAINS! STOP THE FING LIES!

... 12.) NO - BUY THE CDE ROM COLLECTION AND YOU WILL SEE FOR YOURSELF THAT I TELL THE TRUTH - NOT THE LIES! STOP THE FING LIES!

13.) NO - YOU LIVE IN A FANTASY WORLD NOT ME SH*T FOR BRAINS!See More

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Melissa Bryan 17 hours ago. ALL INFINITE FINGERS OF BLAME AND SHAME RIGHT BACK TO THE GARBAGE HEAP WE CALL SH*T FOR BRAINS A** HOLE TRANK FACE!

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Such an ignorant drama w***e and liar. Nobody chased her out of anywhere, posted any lies, or threatened her in any way. Thus why there is no police intervention. Melissa is just a big crybaby attention w***e fraud who points fingers of blame to explain her continued failures rather than get off her big fat butt and get a job.

She seriously needs to quit going off on people like this who leave her alone.

I hope and pray that her family reads this. This is from melissa about a person that helped her, then left her alone after she threatened to kill him and his family, after posting his full name, address, personal cell phone number, and publicly asked people to target this poor man's FAMILY'S businesses in retaliation for.... ....not forcing other people to stop talking about her... ....even though he didn't know any of those people personally.

She is a sadistic lazy fraudulent psycho and she needs to be locked up.

Do not project your anger and hatred onto others. You have no one to blame but yourself for the way things have gone with this little vendetta. I take neither side, but am only trying to mirror your psychotic behavior so you can see what you have become.

Senora C. Take the high road and cut them off at the knees. Do not respond to any attacks. You are better than they are. Continue with your life and continue to do good things.

Entire town of people who have ganged up on Senora C.- You're on a witch hunt. Remember those? Some one had a cat or a birth mark on their neck and were burned at the stake. So what if she's a little different than you are? You're a gang of bullies. It kind of does sound like I'm taking up for her, doesn't it? Well, I kind of am. I will always be on the side of a single person who is bullied by many. Maybe she said something and you took it wrong, or maybe she was defending herself. Who the f cares? It's been two years! Get over it and go on with your lives! You need to spend more time on your knees talking to God and less time gossiping about others. Let me guess, you're in the KKK? Get on with it. Is there nothing more important to you than this? You're wasting your time on this when you could be spending quality time with your families and friends. You think you're putting her down, but in actuality, she has all this power over you. It's all about her. Stupid stupid people. Get a life.

You can rage back if you want, I'm done with you and won't be back. She's got the power!

This is called bullying. No matter what you say, no matter how indignant you are, no matter who thinks they're right, it's plain bullying, and you are modeling this behavior for your kids. Not a single one of you in this dispute are right. Everybody is wrong. The more you pick at this wound, the more infected it will get. I think you all could use Dr. Phil to mediate this situation. How hard would it be to simply turn off the computer? Take the high road, stop dragging all of yourselves through the mud? No matter who started it, it's morphed into a nasty, stinking pit of human waste that none of you can climb out of. And it's getting deeper and deeper with every post you make, every bit of gossip and every piece of hatred you spew from your mouths. I am on neither "side". I am just someone who is trying to get you all to see how stupid this whole thing has become. No one has been hurt (yet) but it's working up to that. Remember my words when someone does get hurt.

Things settle down, she is left alone and what does she do? She goes looking until she finds someone, anyone she can start with...You must be one of her fan's and obviously haven't read all of the posts made here. The only one that has stated they take guns to parades where children are is MELISSA! I've said it before and I'll say it again. Melissa is nothing more than a brat that throws tantrums when someone doesn't agree with her or disputes something she has said that was wrong. She thrives on drama that she alone creates...It's her way or no way period! Those that live around her have posted here on her behavior. Don't come here telling those that post here to stop and let it go..Why don't you tell her to stop. Tell her to stop accusing some innocent guy in NY that at one time tried to help her...Oh and while you're at it tell her to stop threatening to kill people and then throwing a tantrum when she get's a page closed down due to TOS..You're the one that needs to grow up and stop acting like a 7 year old...and if you decide to post again read it all of the posts before you start defending some phyco that is kin to everybody and his brother and lives in her own fantasy world...

I was reading some of your rebuttals and have a suggestion. The one line that grabbed my attention was, "I'm so stressed out and I know the stress will kill me in 30 or 40 years!" (That's not the exact quote, but close.) Are ya'll serious? You are killing yourselves!

You are putting on a display of gigantic immaturity in this time and age! Are any of you over the age of 7? Not a one of you is right here, everyone is wrong. Look what you are teaching your children! And a couple of you are willing to bring firearms to a children's parade and actually take someone's life! Look how far this has gone.

I have a simple solution for you. Just stop. Turn your backs and walk away. You are letting this consume you. Do you realize how stupid you all sound? Turn your backs and walk to the nearest church and ask God to take this stupid argument from your lives. Look at all the time you've wasted that could have been spent on helping people, doing good for others and your children. You have let the devil take over your lives.

Let. It. Go.

What a pathetic liar:

Melissa Bryan Yesterday at 8:49pm 1.) NO - I FING DID NOT! THE MORE a*s HOLE s**t FOR BRAINS LIES OUT HIS FING a*s, THE MORE I VOW AND PROMISE TO TRUTH OVER, ABOVE AND AGAINST THE LIES! STOP THE LIES! I DID NOT THREATE4N ANYONE ELSE DIRECTLY OTHER THAN a*s HOLE s**t FOR BRAINS BECAUSE HE DIRECTLY ATTACKED AND THREATENED ME AND MY FAMILY FIRST - THAT IS THE REAL TRUTH HE WON'T TELL YOU! THAT MF c**t a*s STINK BOMB PIECE OF s**t FOR BRAINS GOT WHAT HE DESERVED! STOP THE FING LIES!

This woman spends years posting time and time again how she is going to find and kill every single person, by name if she thinks she has the right one, and then, when she has a real crisis, and she is going to be around her family, she tries to make it out as though she's little miss innocent and claims she never threatened anyone except one person, but rather than post a name, she posts swear filled junk like what you see here.

When she goes back to her richly Indian and southern homeland of SoCal, if she even mentions ANY of this to her family, they will all laugh at her. I'm sorry her grandmother (and trust fund source) passed away. But now Melissa MUST find a job and work, just like everybody here AND her entire family warned her.

Ghost hunting, cooking booking printing, Mexican mrs Clausing, and perpetual blaming just don't pay the bills.

Told ya so. Lol.

Hi there!  Be careful that you don't break the stick that's up your butt when you fall off your High Horse!  The woman has threatened everyone, including her own government with death and/or dismemberment.  She needs to know that will not be tolerated!

Its been almost 2 years and this post is still alive?  Seriously?  You people must really be getting bored.  Sure this woman is nuts, but I am stating to question the sanity of everyone else.

" Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC Yesterday at 1:34pm STOP STEALING MY POSTS FROM HERE! STOP THE THEFTS! STOP THE STEALING! STOP THE THEFTS!"

I have to apologize again for posting another correction. Melissa, nobody stole anything from you. If you called the police and claimed that somebody stole, let's say, Jukebox, then when the cops got to your house, and found you sitting in your Lazy-Cow chair, petting Jukebox, you wouldn't have any case, since Jukebox was not missing, therefore he wasn't stolen. Right? So why do you complain that people are stealing things from your Facebook page when nothing is missing?

Kinda looks to me like somebody is just lying to get attention.

We can't wait to see what show she will be appearing on!  Maybe it will be "oddities" or "Freaks and Geeks"!!  But seriously whoever would really have her on a TV show must be looking for the freakiest and scariest people to have on the show.  But nevertheless I am sure we will all enjoy seeing the said spot and tivoing it so we can laugh and laugh over and over again.
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oh and bond, she was making revisions to her first manuscript.  She has released and the re-released that book 3 times now and it is because she keeps adding more delusional paragraphs full of fantasy to some how magically make people want to pay $30 for her very limited work.
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On another note, she claims to have found more lineage to Native Americans.  Problem is just like in her other geneology works she chooses the "famous" or infamous ones to claim as her relatives and just like in her other work it is false and full of lies.  Because everyone knows if she really had proof of Native American Heritage she would be at the reservation enrolling as fast as she could so she could get her sticky fingers on the Native American per caps that are given when a real Native American turns 18.  Oh and she said we can "put it in our pipe and smoke it".  But really when there is nothing there to prove anything she is the one who is smoking something lol

I goofed up in my last post. I meant to quote missy's status where she points out that she's "almost done" with the manuscript to her first book, which makes no sense, since she has already released two books. Sounds like a desperate grasp for attention. Which is funny, because when anyone DOES give her the attention she cries for, she posts crap like this:

Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC Yesterday at 5:47pm STOP THE THEFT - STOP STEALING FROM THIS WALL! THESE ARE NOT THEFTABLE MESSAGES - NOT INTENDED FOR THAT PURPOSE! THOSE STEALING FROM THIS BUSINESS WALL WILL DIE! WE WILL FIND YOU AND TAKE YOU THE F OUT! DOWN YOU FING GO! I AM PISSED LIVID TO FING HELL - I AM NOT TAKING BEING STEPPED ON - NOT ONE SECOND MORE!

Don't worry though. Sources say that she's nothing but a big liar and fraud, full of hot air, and even her threats are NOTHING but a big ol' lie too.

Mr. Dressler, recently you commented; "Label them as a para drama starter and send everyone the info to black ball them from the community."

Mr. Dressler, we have no community and our community is the entire Internet. We have nothing to be blackballed from, while you have much. We know that you value reputation; we sympathize and understand that finding employment in your specialty is difficult.
 
We thank you for becoming a protector of Melissa Bryans many foes for, should she hand you names and should any of them to harm, you and Ms Bryan could be held responsible.  This is the burden of knowing too much.

One of your favorite quotes is "Fight to be Just and Righteous, Not to Destroy or Conquer!" Mr Dressler; to be just and righteous, you simply have to be just and righteous. There is no fight unless you do battle with yourself.

Understand that to join a fight with Ms Bryan for reasons, which are far from just or righteous, is to destroy yourself.  If Ms Bryan is to face the wrath of those she has stalked and harassed over these many years, than she must do so alone. She created them with no help from anyone.
Or she can get help by those like you. It makes no matter to us. Our victory is assured as long as she plays the game.

Expect us.

Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC Yesterday at 7:02pm Just got the Message back, I am in Negotiations to possibly do a small and brief TV Spot. Now I wait again. That is TV for you. Lots of hurry up and wait.

What? In negotiations? Hahahahaha! She posts as though she has had a career in TV! Ha! Did missy hurry up and wait when she revisited the scene of that arson where the guy died in the basement? Did she hurry up and wait when her local TV station found out about her crazy Billy the Kid dreams and they got her on film so the WHOLE WORLD could laugh at her?

She is in negotiations to get more attention. So much for selling stolen artwork on Chinese tee shirts. I guess that was all a lie like usual. No tee shirts sold.

And what about this one?:

Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC Yesterday at 7:02pm Just got the Message back, I am in Negotitions to possibly do a small and brief TV Spot. Now I wait again. That is TV for you. Lots of hurry up and wait.

How does one finish her FIRST book manuscript MONTHS after releasing her SECOND book? Sound like a crock of attention w***e bullcrap to me.

Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC Yesterday at 3:44pm

Thing is, things are Not working out with getting the New Website going nor the Radio Show either. So I think I am just going to Forget it and not do either one until things can work out.

Oh, Melissa, take some sound advice, please. You are trying to open a store so you can sell your cat air cupcakes and stolen art tee shirts in the name of Native American Affairs even though you have other plans for the money, and so that you will have a central location to serve as headquarters for your Mrs. Mexican Santa Claus and your wannabe TAPS Ghostbusting operations. Oh, hooray. You go, you liberated entrepreneuress.

But WHY in God's name do you even discuss a radio show? Do you seriously think that YOU hosting an online one sided discussion about whatever is going to help your business?

Believe me that if I could somehow find a photo of a very grumpy looking cat with the word "No." on it as though grumpy cat was saying it, I would post it here. But I'm not mean like that.

I am from the government, and I'm here to help. Lol.

Basic Internet 101:  Celebrities do not sit on facebook all day and talk about their pets. Celebrities do not monitor their facebooks as they are too busy doing their jobs!
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And yes she will more than likely try to seel t-shirts with Emilo's picture on them or try to get him to buy thousands of them to promote his new movie "The Way".  Or even better browbeat him to let her be an extra on his movie.  Problem is the person she is friends on facebook with is probably sitting in his mom's basement quoting Emilio's movies to try and get a girlfriend lol
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On a non-related topic, her hubby refuses to spend money on Valentine's Day.  Probably because they don't have money to waste on flowers and unnecessary chocolates.  But this is the prime example of why Missy is the attention seeking person she is.  She doesn't even get something as simple as a Valentine from her hubby, he won't even get her a gas station single rose that are everywhere for a dollar. 

I guess that she seeks attention, good or bad, because she never had any attention growing up and now that she is married is still on the bottom of the list.   She had said she wanted to do something simple like having chocolate dipped strawberries and maybe some flowers because she never gets flowers and then a few moments later said hubby said no to that so she just hopes it comes and goes silently.  It is almost enough to make us feel sorry for her but no, she will just turn around and throw a big fit about something and change our minds.
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AND in the wintertime she can fight in the snow but what about in the summer time?  Fight in the dust? LOL   And I really would like to know what Gunfire for Truth means.  BUT everytime I ask what some weird saying she comes up with means I never get an answer.  Like the Goonie Birds and the chalk and marbles thing.   I love how she claims she and her posse are going to go to someone's doorstep when she doesn't even know who we are or where our doorsteps are.

Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC Yesterday at 12:05am

By Week's end, I hope to have the New Radio Show going, the New Website up and starting back on the T Shirts project again. Hope to have all of these Large Projects wrapped by months' end.

. . Get the "new" radio show going...? So all episodes of "emo talk with psychic senora kill kill" is now considered the "old" show? Will the new show actually have content? That would be a HUGE improvement.

New website too? Is it another free server where she just registers a domain and redirects to it? Or will she actually develop a legitimate ecommerce website that offers real products? Or will it just be one page of butt hurt"policy" and 37 pages of stuff made at cafe press and 95 pages of "why every single business venture melissa touches fails and who she blames for it?"

And tee shirts. Smh. Tee shirts that she claims are to benefit a legitimate cause, which feature stolen artwork and an express wire direct to missy's easy bake credit account? No. I think it's going to be the same lame attention w***e crap filled with whining and blame.

And what happened to that huge shirt order? With over $150,000 in one sale, missy should be good to go. Or did she make that up too. My guess is that she made it up. You see, that is what liars and frauds do. They make stuff up. They lie. They are losers, frauds, and will fail forever.

It's called karma. And missy gets to experience liar's karma. And we all get to laugh at it. Hahahahahahahahaha.

Thats not Emilio Estevezs Facebook page. This is just like the time Missy went to Vegas and saw some professional cosplayer dressed like Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow. Like sure; Johnny Depp has nothing do but dress as one of his characters all day and run around the streets of Las Vegas bumming cash for photos. Missy ran around for WEEKS telling everyone shed met the real Johnny Depp. Shes so gullible. Maybe thats why shes always trying to scam people, 

Now shes stalking what she thinks is Emilio Estevezs Facebook. They way she keeps obsessively looking at it and grabbing all of the pictures and whatever. I guess is Emilio Estevez should be worried that an obsessive stalker like Missy is on his case, except thats not really his Facebook page. I bet she's going to try and sell tee shirts with his picture on them, now that they are such good friends. 

And I predict Missy is going to scream and rant, then threaten to have a final battle in the snow. (yawn zzzzzzzz0 

We simply wait for there to be something to talk about and since there is...
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Missy may be the one being scammed this time.  Seems she believes she was friended by the real Emilio Estevez.  I can't believe that she is naive enough to believe that a celebrity sits on facebook and personally friends people.  OH and she is playing the role of "big girl on campus" because she has one of her delusional friends believing that she got Emilio to friend them too lol.  Everyone who is sane knows that if celebrities have a facebook it is run by their "people" and not by them and they do not even have time to be facebooking.  Get a clue and get a life Missy.  Google Emilio's offical website and it will show you if he has a real facebook or not and you can then see how foolish you are being.
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And do not mistake silence for our disappearance.  We still watch and wait for the next opportunity to ward off innocent people from being scammed by you and your fraudulent behaviors!

We were just waiting for the next thing Missy does to comment on it and warn people against.
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With that said, Missy may be the one who is getting scammed this time as someone posing as Emilio Estevez.  Everyone knows that no celebrity is on facebook.  It is their "people" who take care of the celebrity's facebook.  AND the "official" Emilio Estevez site is not the one she is claiming is him.  She even has one of her poor facebook friends believing she got her friended to emilio's facebook because they are "cousins" lol  Do a google on Emilio and you can find his official page and from that his official facebook.  No other pages are the real him.

 Thanks! She must really not like herself very much if she has to live so deeply in a made up fantasy world at her age pretending to be someone she isnt. But im sure, to her by now, it has become real.  Melissa, face the truth. There is no such thing as reincarnation. It's all wishful thinking. Perhaps you can do better at becoming a fiction writer since your imagination is so hyperactive & vivid.

I tried to put 3 links for you all to peruse but apparently it won't post the report if they are there SO unfortunately I have to actually show you the pictures.
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Now, be warned it is like I said don't be eating or drinking anything or you may choke and/or spit whatever is in your mouth out.

Could you at least post the link to the photos for those of us that cant see them?

Missy is continuing her fraudulent geneology crap by posting a picture of some poor lady she got off the internet and claiming it is coleslaw and then comparing it to her picture to prove they are not the same person. 
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And THEN she put the same two pictures up against some past alleged relations and saying they are the reincarnated of these people.  Those poor people, who are not even related to Missy are probably spinning in their graves being compared to those people.  And then she had the audacity to put up a picture of a chubby bunny and saying the guy is reincarnated of billy the kid. 
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UM get a clue you and that fake picture you pulled off the internet do not look like Abrana and Deluvina and the chubby bunny guy does not look like Billy the Kid.  You need to stop the delusions and stop trying to scam people into thinking they are reincarnated and brainwashing them.
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I am not posting those photos here because I don't want the internet to break under the weight of having those pictures out there more than they already are.  They are SCAREY and disgusting when you think about her trying to scam people into thinking they are famous people. UGH

"Does anyone else find this as amusing as I do??? seems I struck a nerve with this person...oh well the battle is over...and I HAVE WON....I will not dignify this GARBAGE he/she/it is spewing with an answer...I just wanted EVERYONE to know what kind of HATERS are out there...he/she/it would be kind of amusing if they weren't SO PATHETIC! ...Jealousy rears its ugly head again"

Jealousy? Who could be jealous of a pathetic founder of a ghost hunting group? Your "simple remarks" were a threat to do bodily harm to somebody you've never met. You are a fraud, like Missy. You lie to people to bolster your feelings. You lie because you don't have a life of your own. 

Oh and I am sorry that I mistook you for that fellow you have representing you on your profile. I'm sorry you are too stupid to understand how you dragged him into a tussle that has nothing to do with him. I'm also sorry you had to get involved with one of Missy's stupid fights.


 

Not Missy!  If she had a real job and actually did do something other than sitting on the couch with her cat she would deserve a day off.
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I do have a question though.  She is constantly talking about having a day to herself so she can take a bath and dye her hair black so she looks Indian again.   Does she not take a bath on any of the other days of the week?  Does she not shower in the morning and then bathe at night so that she has good hygeine?  If she doesn't, no wonder Seco stinks so bad near the post office.

Wanda: When you asked whose a*s you have to kick, and Melissa replied with a name, and you answered back with "lemme see what I can do", what were you looking in to doing? Do you feel like this is any of your concern? Do you feel that you have any power over Melissa and the people she has harassed and instigated for so long? Were you making a joke at the expense of Melissa and this situation which so infuriates her and her mildly mentally challenged bff? And please bear in mind that YOU posted the photo of your I'll friend before you answered Missy's cry for attention and offered to look in to doing something about Missy's alleged hater without even knowing if he is even involved in any of this BEFORE everyone assumed that YOU were the person pictured in YOUR profile image on YOUR Facebook profile. *

Coleslaw: Blah blah blah bff blah blah blah FBI blah blah blah gonna tell on you blah blah tapping phones blah blah. You offer nothing of substance to this discussion. You are the weakest link. Good bye.

Anonymous: Um. Hi. Sup?

* If you don't want people thinking that your sick friend is an a*s and a bully, then don't issue threats from your Facebook account after you post your sick friend's photo as your profile picture.

I swear that the characters in this story just get stupider and stupider.

Oh, and wait for more Lolcano as Wanda realizes how ripoff report works, how nothing ever gets deleted, and how her photo here will outlast bleach bottles.

Lol.

 you to willingly remove my name and my picture from this website...YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO USE IT!

and as far as me being a blowhard I wont even dignify that with an answer I will let my actions speak for me.

I am still waiting on that apology for calling someone whom as you said to me "you dont even know"  a wuss and a let me quote you here:

"So she's going to send some fat, useless security guard - c*m ghost-buster from Long Island to scare someone in upstate New York?  That fellow looks like a complete  a** wipe. Missy's husband could kick that jerk's a**. Fight your own battles Missy!  Caspr Founder Wanda is nothing but a big fat wuss! "

and because YOU assumed he was me,  you had the NERVE to say something about someone who had NOTHING to do with this!  and is DYING from Cancer?! GET THE FACTS BEFORE YOU SAY STUPID SH*T!  You should feel really good about yourself right about now HUH??

In fact REMOVE HIS PICTURE TOO YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO USE THAT EITHER!!!

I DID NOT Threaten ANYONE with bodily harm who doesnt deserve it and I MEAN that. I DID NOT use any ones name nor did I say it to them. I believe I said and let me quote"whos a** I gotta kick" no names were named, and I believe my other quote "hmmm lemme see what I can do" had NOTHING to do with kicking any ones a** an assumption on YOUR part and an ignorant one at that.

Personally I dont give a d**n what you or anyone else thinks about me here or anywhere else. I DO however care about what you said about Bob and I believe an apology is in order IF you are human enough to do so....im betting you think you are right in what you said and did, and Bob will get NO apology.

Good evening Melissa Bryan and Wanda;

On your social network site you made this promise to all of your friends.

Until I find the BASTARDS who are smearing my name and put them to rest.... my page and profile will be set to private and for friends only...sorry everyone ...you can thank the little pr*cks who have nothing better to do but sit behind a computer screen and hack peoples lives because they dont have THE B*LLS to stand up to you in public....se lavie ...A**HOLES

Congratulations Wanda, between yourself and Melissa Bryan you have both managed to make this report the most popular in RipoffReport's long history. This is your accomplishment and your legacy. By your very actions you will make this report and the many others which will come after more popular.  Just like Melissa you will create your own legacy, here and in many other places for all to see. This is not a threat, but a promise. From experience we can tell you and Melissa Brian can tell you how things will go. If you play the game you have already lost. 

?5.) NO - NOT MIRTH ANYWHERE - CLEANSING GUNFIRE OF AND FOR TRUTH EVERYWHERE!
STOP THE FING LIES!

9.) YOU ARE TOO FING STUPID TO KNOW HOW TO STFU FOR ETERNITY A** HOLE SH*T FOR BRAINS!
SEE YOU IN COURT WITH A CLASS ACTION LAW SUIT!
STOP THE FING LIES! 

Once again Melissa Bryan you convict yourself. Once again we have mirth at your expense. We laugh at you, we laugh at what you do and we laugh at your friends. 

Good night Melissa Bryan, I hope you sleep well in the knowledge of what you have brought to your doorstep. 

Expect us. 

Personally I am tired of the hassles against my BFF let well enough alone! drop yhe crap you all are dishing out! I have had it. reports are filed with the authorities here as well as the State where I live and the phone company for your constant tapping into my phone line! oh yeah I am having the phone company come by and put something on my line that will trace you where you all live! also I am contacting the authorities to let them know I found several reports on Google about some of you so called hypocrites! You who are so inocent step up and say so, you are not GOD you are not JESUS. You are not so innocent. I have found reports on several of you out there that were in trouble with the FBI pulled into court and are still being looked and and investigated by said FBI. Oh yeah, not hard to find these records they are online! Back off or there will be a civil siut filed! Leave Wanda the Hell alone! she is also a friend of my BFF. You all are the scum of the earth, members of the group anonymous and that other so called group Encyclopedia Dramatica who are a hate group, also you are anti-everyone that does not agree with you! Cool it you little dweebs and no good for nothing scum bags, trolls and law breakers! You use your computers to hack into other computers this is a felony in and of itself! Oh yeah, I read about that too! Back off and let others have their own lives, who do you think you are the Federal Government! oh yes, I have sent stuff to my local FBI an the State FBI where I live as well! You will be taken down one by one!

 I DID NOT and would NEVER threaten ANYONE with bodily harm unless they deserved it. 

But you DID threaten bodily harm to somebody you never met and don't know. You should never threaten anyone. Missy may learn that the hard way before long, so will you. 

You sound like a blowhard, just like Missy. Just like Missy you can't do anything more than make increasingly violent but empty threats. Just give it up! Nobody is impressed. You guys are going to be a subject of mirth over at the Cow for the next couple of days. Nothing more. 

Missy, you should stop dragging Elbert into all this. I spoke to him a short time ago and he want's nothing more to do with you.

"And Lastly......DO NOT judge others BEFORE you look at yourself...."

You and Missy might start doing that yourselves. And what makes you think I'm a man?

Your a real man sitting behind a computer screen using words to try to make people believe and smell what you are shoveling ? First off I did NOT give you nor do you have my permission to use my Picture and/or my name. I am asking you publicly to remove this. I am giving you 30 days to do so, and this my good man is NOT a threat. IF you DO NOT remove my name and or my Picture from this website I will have no other recourse but to file a lawsuit for defamation of Character. I DID NOT and would NEVER threaten ANYONE with bodily harm unless they deserved it. You only used part of this conversation which you obtained without my permission yet AGAIN. I LOVE how you only use certain parts of a conversation to make yourself look like the one being threatened,and by the way that "fat biker dude"  and WUSS who you referred to is battling cancer you unfeeling oaf. Next time get your information STRAIGHT BEFORE you spew your Garbage

Scared Neighbor:"So she's going to send some fat, useless security guard - c*m ghost-buster from Long Island to scare someone in upstate New York?  That fellow looks like a complete  a*s wipe. Missy's husband could kick that jerk's a*s. Fight your own battles Missy!  Caspr Founder Wanda is nothing but a big fat wuss! "

Really? WOW Big man that you are talking about a man who is in hospice battling for his life...you should feel REALLY good about yourself right now...disgusting waste of DNA.

I am asking you to willingly remove this from your site before it gets out of hand...Thank You

And Lastly......DO NOT judge others BEFORE you look at yourself....

I don't understand how she can outright threaten bodily harm and even death to someone, solicit help from others to do that harm, and she doesn't get thrown in jail!  If one of us, or any of her so-called "stalkers/ruinators" were to even HINT that we are going to do her harm she would have the law on us so fast even Superman couldn't rescue us in time.  I believe the charges at least would be Utterance (of threat), Solicitation (getting others involved), Premeditation and Instigation.  Her butt should be in jail right now.  Doesn't Facebook have an obligation to report threats to others by their users? 

Facebook should be charged as an accomplice in this deranged person's plan to kill or harm anyone who gets in her way! Her plead might be diminished capacity, but how 'diminished' does one have to be to get away with all the crap she throws out there.  Honestly, it's hard for me to keep my blood pressure down when I think of how demented she is getting, to again threaten to harm someone with outside help.  Oh, please, please, please get some help for your dementia Melissa, you are going down a really bad path and someday someone will confront you with all your threats and it won't have a good ending.

The picture of the big guy on that profile of caspar founder Wanda was just a friend of hers she had put up to pray for.  The REAL Wanda is pictured below. She is also located in North Carolina not in NY.
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With that said, I can't say much for Wanda or her class because according to what Missy posted she is a woman with no class as she seems to cuss like a sailor just like Missy and made a very disgusting comment that I would never post on a public website for others to view.
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Upon perusing Wanda's website she has just as many screws loose as Missy does in regard to politics and all of that right wing gun loving, bible thumping crap.  So birds of a feather flock together.   But the Jay guy from NY doesn't have anything to fear from the geriactric lowlife of Wanda.
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On an unrelated note, Elbert Garcia deserves a shout out because he said what ever other person who reads Missy's crap on facebook is thinking when it comes to her "expertise" in geneology. He said and I quote: "If it can't be found MB makes it up".  A truer sentence has never been uttered. She has tried to malign Mr. Garcia for years because he would not give up precious family heirlooms when Missy showed up and stomped around their home demanding he hand the heirlooms over because they belonged to her in a past life.  She still holds a grudge on the poor man and his family for not giving her what she demanded. She tries to say he is a drunk but he is more sober than anyone could be.  She is the one who has been discredited over and over.

I emailed jay that guy's photo and your post, but I don't expect to hear back from him. He hasn't replied in months. It's like he's sick of missy's crap or something.

. Jay, Just a heads up. Seco Native posted a rebuttal on ripoff report with an entry from missy's Facebook where she's trying to get some fat biker looking rent a cop from long island named Wanda to come and Buffalo and kill you. Print this message and the attached photo several times and keep copies at home, at your job, and in your vehicle at all times. That way, if something happens, you have leads and motives for the police. I'm sorry missy is too stupid to move on from you and keeps causing so much trouble for you. Take care! F....

. I'm sure he will be fine.

I have to laugh! This was from her Facebook the other day. 

Melissa BryanI guess all the Locking Out and Blocking Out didnt do a d**n bit of good. 
This still continues.
Like    Yesterday at 4:34pm

Caspr Founder Wanda whos a*s I gotta kick???
Yesterday at 4:35pm  Like

 Melissa Bryan Jxxxxx Txxxxx and his Goonie Birds
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Caspr Founder Wanda hmmm.lemme seewhat I can do
Yesterday at 4:37pm  Like 

Melissa Bryan Ok.
Yesterday at 4:37pm  Like

So she's going to send some fat, useless security guard - c*m ghost-buster from Long Island to scare someone in upstate New York?  That fellow looks like a complete  a*s wipe. Missy's husband could kick that jerk's a*s. Fight your own battles Missy!  Caspr Founder Wanda is nothing but a big fat wuss! 

Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC Yesterday at 6:17pm

NOPE - STILL NO LUCK WITH BLOCKING AND LOCKING OUT! WHOMEVER IS DOING THIS IS ON MY FRIENDS LIST AND I AM PISSED - ON THE FING WAR PATH! I AM SICK, TIREED AND EXHAUSTED! a*s HOLE IS DEMANDING THIS FING PAGE BE FING CLOSED DOWN TO BWEING SPAM - IT IS NOT FING SPAM! I AM KEEPING THIS PAGE AND ALL OF MY FING WORK! I REFUSE$$ TO STOP! I WILL KEEP SCREAMING AND FIGHTING AND PROTESTING!. . . Nope. Don't see any demands that her page gets shut down. I do however see people pointing out that her artwork is stolen, used without permission or credit to the artist. And why the random dollar signs? Is that because all she cares about is making money without regard to the starving artists that she steals her artwork from? FING FING FING FING WHAT A FING FRAUD.

A "gooney bird" as i know it is someone who is looney tunes- crazy. Where did you read that term at?
 Also, if she is psychic (yeah right! LOL ) Wouldnt she know who is doing this?  LOL All psychics are full of BS.
And didnt you report her to the place she got her t shirt design from (the native american place- cant remember the name)? Obviously it's OK, because they havent done anything about it.

Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC Yesterday at 11:47pm

Completed the Block List on this Page. Hopefully, there won't be any more Problems.

Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC Yesterday at 9:09pm

I went on a Full Blocking Spree tonight. I believe I have Blocked the ones that were driving away my Business and my life. Am going to know in the morning if this holds.

. . . . I can't help but laugh.

Still no answer about what a goonie bird is.  I would like a definition not an fing comment that it is in general us who report against her.
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I would also like to know who she is blocking because none of us has had any problem reading her facebook pages lol
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All I know is that if she actually gets some poor schlub to pay her $156,000 for t-shirts that poor person will never see a t-shirt or anything else from Missy and she will simply buy a store or even a house with that money and then complain about the taxes she has to pay on that lol  OH and by the way she will be needing to pay personal and business income tax on $156,000 too. 

If the artists she stole the artwork from filed charges, Missy would be a felon, wouldn't she? And wouldn't she, per cafe press's terms of service, also be liable for all of THEIR legal fees too? HAHAHAHA. I sent a message to Getty Images along with links to Missy's stolen artwork too. They'll scoop up every nickel she thinks she's gonna get. Lol.

I find it interesting she claims to have sold 5,200 t-shirts.  At $30 a shirt that is $156,000 of scammed fraudulent money she will be pocketing.  I hope whoever it is who wanted these shirts had 2nd thoughts when she quoted that price.  I doubt they could make a profit on them if they had to mark up the price from $30 to sell them a 2nd time Wow.   I also like how she switched from saying she will take "her cut off the top" to saying she would use the profits to give to Native American charities.  Which is it?  Giving to charity or having her "brick and mortar" store up and running?  It won't be both.

Missy's hit the big-time! 

"OMG! Yay! I Finally just got my Larest T Shirt Order to date! 
5,200 T Shirts! 
Holy Heckfire! 
My cut of this is going to Launch my Biz - Big time! 
And also enable me to Travel, do Book Signings and really make things take off!
By around Mid Year, I should have a Brick and Mortar Store Open and ready for Business."

Except she's done it all before. Here is how she works. First she makes BIG PLANS. it could be self-publishing a new book or baking for the state fair. She brags about how much money she's going to make or how famous she's going to be. Then people comment, some of the comments might be negative. Missy freaks, then she announces how her BIG PLANS were ruined by haters.

5000 tee shirts from Cafe Press?  She won't make much of a profit from this even if she succeeds. This is a scam, nothing more. She's out to blame somebody for her failure and run to the police wailing "boo-h*o! Look what the stalkers DID TO ME?!!"

Grow up Missy! Nobody is buying it. 

On Melissa's self-made fan spam page on Facebook she details "the t shirt making process":

" Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC Yesterday at 7:11pm I am going to explain how the T Shirt Making and Selling Process works. First, the Client Orders the Product, Size, Color, Men's, Women's Children's. 2nd, I do the Mock Up of the Content of the Product and give a Pre Order Product Check, clear it with the Client to Specifications. 3rd, the Client Pays me for the work done. 4th, I send the Payment to the Bank, then order from my Distributor. 5th, at this point, once the Order from my Distributor is made, I have the Product Drop Shipped to the Client. 6th, I take my cut off the top. This mostly goes for the majority of the Products I make and sell for Income."

Notice that at no point at all whatsoever does she ever personally touch or even know the actual location of the shirts. She just uploads the stolen artwork and collects her money.

What a pathetic fraud.

" Melissa Bryan 6 hours ago via mobile TO ARMS AGAINST THOSE GOING AGAINST ME! STAND WITH ME AND FIGHT!"

Missy is going to take on Anonymous.

HAHAHAHA!

That's as stupid as saying that you're related to every Tom, d**k and Harry through history or blaming people you've never met because you eat like a pig and ended up developing diabetes that has made you blind to the point that you couldn't accurately fire a gun if you tried.

Wait. No. That's not stupid. That's Melissa Bryan.

Good evening Melissa Bryan, this is Anonymous. We have been watching you, your tendency to stalk and harass. When you make empty threats on Facebook and other social media.  Your habit of spreading private information of people who have no quarrel with you, of people you do not know and more importantly, people who do not know you, and most recently your challenge to us  for an all out war. A war you cannot hope to win. A war which will cost you all of your time and all of your treasure. A war that will cost us nothing. We accept your challenge!

We are not dismayed by your threats, we laugh at them. Your threats are as empty as your get-rich scams which are all laughable attempts to fleece people. We laughed when you made yourself homeless, we laughed when you perpetrated the Cactus Flats scam. We laughed when you were driven out of Arizona, when you were driven out of Utah. We laugh at your current scams, the Enchanted Circle fair and your attempt to cash in on the Idle no More movement. Your antics amuse us.

We welcome your shaman for he or she is likely to a member of Anonymous. We know the power released by the shaman will invariably circle back and seek you out your energy which will diminish as you send your anger at others. As you hate, so will you be hated. As you attack, so you will be attacked. As you hate others, so you will be reviled.
 
You have no hope in this game. This is our game. You can only win if you do not play.
If you play, so shall we all.

We are Anonymous;
We are legion;
We do not forgive;
We do not forget;
Expect us!

Of missy's threats and tantrums at http://thetruthtrainofsenorac.wordpress.com/

It is usually a couple days behind until whoever is maintaining it updates it with her latest posts. Not that I'm being critical.

Thank you to whoever maintains that page.

Where do you find her posts? The page I see has nothing.

I guess that there ISN'T another page where people discuss the INSANE things she posts. I just read on her personal Facebook page entry after curse word filled entry about specific people that she thinks are somehow violating her rights, server information about business and reference websites that she thinks are somehow involved with some unseen attack on her "biz," and a bunch of posts by Coleslaw warning the world that ONLY she and Melissa are allowed to read or post on Facebook! Can you believe this stuff?

Here's a sample:

" Melissa Bryan 9 hours ago

1.) NO A** H*** IS NOT AN ATTORNEY AND THIS TIME HE IS TRYING TO DICTATE TO ME THAT I DO NOT NEED TO HAVE A FAN PAGE DEDICATED TO MY WORK EVERYONE ELSE DOES IT SO I HAVE AS MUCH RIGHT TO IT AS ANYONE ELSED DOES! I AM NOT CLOSING MY FAN PAGE NO NOW NOT EVER! STOP THE FING LIES!

2.) NO I WILL NOT STFU A** H*** WILL STFU ABOUT ME FOREVER! I WILL FORCE HIM TO! STOP THE FING LIES!

3.) NO MY FAN PAGE IS NOT UP FOR ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOFINGEVER! OFF FING LIMITS! STOP THE FING LIES!

4.) YOU A** H*** WANT TO PLAY WITH SOMEONE GO HARASS MY COUSIN CHARLIE GOODSON! HE SAID HE NEEDS MORE TOYS TO BREAK SO GO AFTER HIM NOT ME! YOU ARE RIGHT UP HIS ALLEY FOR THINGS TO BREAK!

ALL INFINITE FINGERS OF BLAME AND SHAME RIGHT BACK TO A** H** GARBAGE HEAP WHERE IT BELONGS!"

I am interested to know how "fingers of blame" would hold up in a court of law.

On a side note, Melissa says that she has a shaman who is going to put an end to all of the problems caused by certain specific people. Really? An honest to goodness shaman? Is he going to turn those people into toads? What about ME? Don't you have to have a clue as to who you are putting a curse on in order to cast it? Or is this going to be like Hurricane Sandy- when melissa wished death and destruction on the entire Massachusetts region because she believed that someone who talked about her lived there?

And I am very relieved to see so many people posting her Facebook status updates on so many blogs and sites. If she ever does try to take anybody to court over anything ever, when judges, attorneys, or police read her own posts, they will laugh at her too. Just like we do. Just like I am.

And where is the page where these demands are posted?

"Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC 3 hours ago

Another Fing Demand to Close this Page and More Abuse against me for Not closing this Page! I will Hold Tight to what is Clearly MINE! This Page is NOT Closing! A** Hole can beat me Bloody and I will Never Close this Page!"

And where is the page where these demands are posted?

"Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC 3 hours ago

Another Fing Demand to Close this Page and More Abuse against me for Not closing this Page! I will Hold Tight to what is Clearly MINE! This Page is NOT Closing! A** Hole can beat me Bloody and I will Never Close this Page!"

Yesterday I suggested that Melissa's self-deducated "fan page" might constitute spam according to face book's terms of service. I guess somebody on some other site posted some kind of an order for her to take the page down!

" Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC 1 hour ago a*s Hole is now Dictating to me that this Fan Page is to be Closed as Spam. Well the same answer as before Prevails - NO! I REFUSE TO CLOSE THIS PAGE!"

Wow! They got her so worked up that she's posting vulgar language to that page! I thought she was trying to INCREASE her business, not destroy it! How unprofessional!

...last I knew, if somebody tried to use the SOCIAL networking site called Facebook as a FREE MARKETING SITE by starting a fan page dedicated to themselves in order to peddle products without paying an advertising fee to Facebook it was called SPAM.

Just bringing it up for discussion.

Why would you post activity like this, unless you were testing the blocking strategy out?

" Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC 1 hour ago

Finished Blocking on my Social pages. Feeling slightly safer now that this is completed. Still remaining vigilant and watchful, cautious."

So much for blocking.

I have an idea! If you don't want people to take notice of what you do or say, don't post it on Facebook.

Thank you. That is all.

One would think that instead of reacting to discussions about her threats with stuff like " YOU ARE A GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF GARBAGE s**t!" that Melissa would eventually come to her senses and post something along the lines of "I am sorry that I got offended when you helped me when I ordered you to, and I over reacted with my murder and suicide threats. I apologize for posting your personal information and asking people to kill you. I am sorry that I called your employer, your family, and other people who have nothing to do with you and for trying to get you fired, evicted, or divorced. I swear that I will never do any of that again, especially since it creates such a huge problem for me when people react to my threats. I recognize that people are fed up with me online and in real life, so I will no longer be acting like that."

But, alas, she is mentally ill. So we will continue to read her tantrums and laugh our butts off and more people climb on board the "reality train."

Epic lulz.

" Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC 2 hours ago I got an idea to grab all the Info of the people behind the Rising Tide of Hate and Contempt against me. I found a Ton of stuff, Including IP Addresses and other Related Info. I have All the Info I need in case anyone attempts to Topple me and my life, sending me exactly 20 years into the past, back to the Nightmare of age 14, when I first started finding out about my Abilities and what I now know to be my Truth. I have enough Related Materials to Launch a Defamation Case against these same individuals along with all Related Records and other Info. I will be making a File of Everything and save it along with my other Info from years of being Stalked, Harassed and Defamed."

I thought that defamation involved LIES?!?

If Melissa doesn't want people saying that she threatens to kill people, shouldn't she have NOT emailed people directly messages that directly threatened to kill them? If she doesn't want people talking about how she steals artwork on the internet and tries to pass it off as her own, shouldn't she quit using stolen artwork as her logo and shouldn't she quit trying to sell stuff that features that artwork?

This crap about her not being "human" because she is broke is absurd. She has no case for anything because she brings all of this crap on herself. You can't sue anyone for loss of funds when you never earned anything in your life to begin with. Nobody is jealous of a business that has never made money. People just plain don't support fly by night get rich quick losers who keep trying to screw the system while they point fingers at everyone else blaming them for the failure of that business to sell its stolen artwork on third world sweat shop produced garments being fraudulently presented as "original artisan products" especially when those items exploit legitimate charities without contributing anything to that charity.

And no missy. "Awareness" is not a contribution. Especially when it is associated with your fraud and theft of other people's intellectual property.

So here we go again with another threat to sue. Notice that she is still peddling her Chinese crap with the artwork she did not create. Notice that somehow others are to blame for her inability to sell her cafe press clothing.

Melissa, how much are you suing for this time? Is it billions of dollars again? Or are you just trying to get the courts to declare that people you said you were going to kill are not allowed to talk about your threats or your bootleg cafe press fund raising gear?

If history serves as a reference, her Facebook page should be loaded with lots more lulz really soon. Get ready for more murder and suicide threats, names and addresses and phone numbers of the people she mistakenly blames, and her upcoming Facebook suspension HAHAHAHA!

Reminder to self: Buy popcorn today!

she just went the hell-o off on them with no warning! I wonder how many different people she has accused of stalking her...Looks to be more than poor a$$hole! I read that whole thread...

I have to admit I did read some of the other forums there and they may be a shade crazy but they're funny..Some of that stuff had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe! Anyway, I'm going to do something I know better than to do and that's to assume the only reason she left those folks alone was because she had no real names or personal information on any of them...she needs help and the sooner the better...Nice to know that perhaps she won't be scamming Idle No More....Hard to say though...Thanks for posting Sea...That thread gave a lot of insight into the real Missy...She's nuts!

If you're just tuning in to our program, read this thread for a sample of Missy's hysterical modus operandi: http://billythekidspeaksoutfrombeyondthegrave.yuku.com/topic/1044/Oh-Really?page=1

As you can see, without so much as an introduction, she descended on the poor members of this innocent Billy the Kid REENACTMENT forum and accused them of stalking her, stealing her identity, trying to access her property, stealing and altering pictures of her, stealing her cake recipes, and plotting to "Destroy [her] Business and [her] Person." She breathlessly commanded everyone to cease and desist giving out her address, but not before POSTING HER ENTIRE ADDRESS FOR EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WITH INTERNET ACCESS TO SEE. "I live here, and here, and here! Now don't you DARE tell anybody where I live!" 

She proceeded to demand that the forum be purged from the internet 5ever. "How F***ing Dare ANY of you?!" she bleated, "I will continue to complain to your Server until this Board has seen its Dying Breath!"

Disgusted and exasperated, the forum's administrator shot back with, "First of all, you wicked freak, you DO NOT get to tell us what to do with our board. Period. Take your demands and shove them up your ample a**. Did you really think you could just trounce in here and bark orders and throw fits like some demented child, and we would comply?" 

The most side-splittingly hilarious thing about this incident was that Missy, in all her frantic, wide-eyed paranoia, failed to understand that this board's members were effectively playing a role-playing game; no one was ACTUALLY claiming to know Billy the Kid or to be related to him or to even live in New Mexico in real life. "Oh good lord," said one member, "You really must stop confusing fictional stories with reality. We have no idea who you are. If you happen to live in a place mentioned in one of our stories, well, so would a lot of people ... To draw conclusions that our fictional (which means make-believe) stories are about you, a complete stranger, is not only utter nonsense but a bit egomaniacal, as well." Surely Missy deserves some sort of medal for managing to irritate these Billy the Kid role-players (who, it must be admitted, are a shade crazy in their own right) to the point that they would let slip such out-of-character utterances as, "You need to shut the eff up." 

Our poor dear Suicidal Seorita still didn't quite get a clue and replied with a genuinely disoriented "What the Hell is the f**king Matter with you People!?!? If I so much as catch ANY of you trying to Sell my Cake Recipe in ANY Cooking Book, I will Sue the Living Hell out of ANY and ALL of you and then Some!" 

Another member, presumably in character, astutely asked the question that has puzzled this little corner of the web for much of the past decade: "I'm wonderin' how she eats with a mouth like that?"

Soon thereafter, the admins had had enough with the Black b***h's antics and permabanned her, an occasion that user SallieChisum marked in a delectably sarcastic post that included such gems as, "A plastic spoon is more psychic than she is." 

Ah think this li'l vignette speaks for itself, don't it? 

No one is blocked from seeing your profile.  We can all see you have posted about 100 stupid picture memes in the last hour like a child throwing a tantrum.

And the rip off reports will keep on going FURTHER (not farther) until you stop being a scamming fraud and get a real job.

It is pretty clear that Coleslaw/Doreen/Irish Miss are you because all three have your signature of capitalizing random letters in the middle of sentences using ALL CAPS for no real apparent reason and having the same feeble grasp of grammar or the English language.  So quit trying to fool people who are way smarter than you by pretending you are 3 separate people.

Obama is the president of the united states of america.  And if you don't like his policies or laws or ideals then you are very free to move the heck out of OUR country.  There will be a lot of happy real americans and a lot of unhappy europeans or mexicans or whatevercans wherever you go but by all means take your mummified cat and your beanpole ugly husband, and your ugly snaggled toothed self and GO.

Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC 31 minutes ago

The Person or Persons Responsible for All of the Hell and Mayhem in the last few years is now Blocked! He is Blocked from Communicating with or seeing my Profile or any of my other Work from this Minute forward!

Wow! Who would have believed that anyone could type such drivel. Oh wait, Missy B does that.  It is so apparent that she now has another persona (read trollname) and as usual, has no imagination when it comes to writing anything remotely intelligent!  She has, again, insulted President Obama and anyone who voted him in as President of a Free Country!  A country where people are free to let everyone know who is a scammer. Free to let people know who is out to take their hard earned money by marketing junk, posing as quality.  Free to use this forum to let all the world know how fakefakefakefake she is!  I support the  Idle No More Movement and the brave women who started it all up here and spread the word to the world with legitimate goods and services.  God Bless all who speak the TRUTH!

" Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC 2 hours ago I have decided it is for the Best to Admit to my Whole Life - Businesses and Dreams INCLUDED -to being LIES, SCAMS, CHEATING AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT IS ILLEGALLY CLAIMED OF ME - THE LAW SEES ME AS A NON HUMAN ENTITY BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE THE MONEY TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE INORDINATE AMOUNT OF LIES TOLD AGAINST ME THAT HAVE DESTROYED MY LIFE!"

Somebody appears to be at her breaking point. Normally this would be a good time to point out the flaw in her thinking, but with Missy, this is usually (always) not the case.

The idea that Melissa's businesses (and life etc.) are lies and scams originated with her reactions to constructive criticism. Offering actual positive reinforcement or advice is usually called an "attack" and gets nothing from her but murder threats and harassment. Calling her a liar and fraud after that fact will at least get a troll the satisfaction of reading along as she has another temper tantrum. Lulz.

Seriously, Melissa should have shown some in entice to take advantage of education and training in the past. Then she would have a skill or two (besides e-z bake ovenry and cat grooming) and a good shot at a job. She just doesn't realize that the first round or two that she had with people in her past was people suggesting ways that she could better her life. But no. She had to spaz out and post all over Facebook and her blogs that people were going to DIE for not having faith in her. Moar lulz.

Your life was never destroyed, Melissa. You never had one in the first place.

But don't worry. I'm sure you'll have plenty of company with Colleen and Doreen.

" Outlaw Life Enterprises, LLC 2 hours ago I have decided it is for the Best to Admit to my Whole Life - Businesses and Dreams INCLUDED -to being LIES, SCAMS, CHEATING AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT IS ILLEGALLY CLAIMED OF ME - THE LAW SEES ME AS A NON HUMAN ENTITY BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE THE MONEY TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE INORDINATE AMOUNT OF LIES TOLD AGAINST ME THAT HAVE DESTROYED MY LIFE!"

Somebody appears to be at her breaking point. Normally this would be a good time to point out the flaw in her thinking, but with Missy, this is usually (always) not the case.

The idea that Melissa's businesses (and life etc.) are lies and scams originated with her reactions to constructive criticism. Offering actual positive reinforcement or advice is usually called an "attack" and gets nothing from her but murder threats and harassment. Calling her a liar and fraud after that fact will at least get a troll the satisfaction of reading along as she has another temper tantrum. Lulz.

Seriously, Melissa should have shown some in entice to take advantage of education and training in the past. Then she would have a skill or two (besides e-z bake ovenry and cat grooming) and a good shot at a job. She just doesn't realize that the first round or two that she had with people in her past was people suggesting ways that she could better her life. But no. She had to spaz out and post all over Facebook and her blogs that people were going to DIE for not having faith in her. Moar lulz.

Your life was never destroyed, Melissa. You never had one in the first place.

But don't worry. I'm sure you'll have plenty of company with Colleen and Doreen.

but no cigar...Oh how cute another sock maybe it should be nice try Colleen or Missy...

I don't know how you figured it out. I am so busted. I am personally responsible for each and every anti-missy post EVER, all the way back to the rumors that were spread about her in high school. I am personally responsible for the destruction of her businesses, of which I am insanely jealous, even though in the last 2+ years she has sold 2 copies of her books, 5 tee shirts with stolen copyrighted artwork, and one Betty crocker instant "red velvet and cat hair" cupcake. The 30+ forwarded email messages where she clearly states that she is going to commit murder, kidnap and commit murder, commit suicide, etc. were all forged by me. I personally forced melissa to focus on what people were saying about her online, and I distracted her for the past 36 years to make sure she never got a degree, learned any skills at all, or could ever get a job.

No go back under your bridge and occupy yourself.

I don't know how you figured it out. I am so busted. I am personally responsible for each and every anti-missy post EVER, all the way back to the rumors that were spread about her in high school. I am personally responsible for the destruction of her businesses, of which I am insanely jealous, even though in the last 2+ years she has sold 2 copies of her books, 5 tee shirts with stolen copyrighted artwork, and one Betty crocker instant "red velvet and cat hair" cupcake. The 30+ forwarded email messages where she clearly states that she is going to commit murder, kidnap and commit murder, commit suicide, etc. were all forged by me. I personally forced melissa to focus on what people were saying about her online, and I distracted her for the past 36 years to make sure she never got a degree, learned any skills at all, or could ever get a job.

No go back under your bridge and occupy yourself.

It is clear that you are all jealous of Senora C and her successful ventures. When people are too weak morally or financially like most of you here you get jealous and attack those such as Senora C who have been able to start successful businesses from scratch. Unfortunately in MaoRack HusStalin HitlBama's America that kind of thing is all too common.

I would not be surprised if the whole lot of you were shills for the federal government. You probably all belong to Banker Families like the Rothschilds and your federo-fascistCorporate masters are watching over you and whispering in your ear to destroy the lives of innocent, law-abiding people like Melissa Bryan. And you're probably all rolling in money because the federal government PAYS people BIG money to destroy the lives of law abiding Americans!!!!  WATCH, LOOK, AND LISTEN!!!! OMG!!!!

You should be ashamed of yourselves!!! Look at how you have ruined this sweet woman's life and pushed her to the brink of suicide!! A woman's life is at stake and you will all be dancing on her grave singing songs. You are vile, vile people, all of you. You have ruined her marriage and her family is destroyed because none of you have any G*d d**n manners. Read Irish Miss's posts carefully, she KNOWS Missy and lived with her 10 years. NONE of you know or have seen Melissa in real life! I have followed this for a while and it is my understanding that you people have been stalking Melissa for more then a decade and that you have threatened to KILL her and BURN her house.

Who the hell does that??? And Jay is a liar because none of that could have ever happened. But Jay Boy lives in New York and so he's most likely a Banking Family Illuminati shill just like some of the rest of you and the same kind of person that says no it's okay to consume fluoride, it's okay to eat GMO food. Well the average citizen of the US is MAD AS HELL AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!! STOP torturing Senora C right now. You are all delusional and you need to see therapists or better yet die and make room for more better people in world . 

JUSTICE for SENORA C RIGHT NOW! We are behind you 100 percent, girl! Don't let these jealous bankers get to you and know that we will stand behind you 100 percent if you choose to take legal action against these CorporaFascist goons.

We were able to get into touch with the real Idle No More people and told them of this scam going on and they thanked us for the information and they are going to urge people to only purchase OFFICAL Idle No More items and to not fall for people like Missy who are only capitalizing on the trend and not really caring about the actual movement. The word will soon be out to not buy Missy's crappy designs and to avoid buying anything that is not officially endorsed by Idle No More and their offical website.
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We really were not all that worried that people would actually buy her very limited and copy right infringed items but if we can save just one innocent person who wants to support the Idle No More movement from buying something from Missy who is not even going to give a portion of the money to Idle No More then we have done a good thing.
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AND for Colleen/Coleslaw/Missy, We are not impressed by your bible thumping, quoting things from the bible is not going to change the fact that Missy is a scamming fraud.  And actually you should be trying to save Missy from the dark evil place her heart has gone and not trying to preach to people who already know who is the bad person here. 

Thank you! I know where you're coming from! We had the same problems with her on 2 of our message boards....Difference was all she had were our user names so she was never able to identify us..We'd block her and she'd pop up again using a proxy...I have never came across anyone like Missy...Her language would embarrass a sailor in my opinion...She's nothing more than a spoiled brat that throws tantrums when she can't get her way...She has no respect for anyone or anything. It's her way or no way(her words)...She needs to get back on her med's that she stopped taking when she was 14(according to her)..If you go back to when she first got on the internet you'll find she's lied and schemed her way on every board she's ever been on...As for her being sweet....Ha! she's never been sweet! As for Irish Miss, be quiet you are making yourself look like an idiot...

I have followed the Chronicles of Senora C/Missy/Melissa Bryan/etc for a very long time and I've been visiting this Ripoff Report since not long after it began. For the longest time I contented myself to just read and never comment but after Irish Miss's most recent post, I can no longer hold back. 

With all due respect, why do you continue to comment when it is clear you haven't even bothered to read anything that is being posted? I mean I get that she is your friend, I can respect that but repeating yourself over and over again and continuously making empty threats isn't helping her and I am saying this from the kindness of my heart. How can you send cease and desist letters to people that 1. you don't even know who they are and 2. what is being said here has nothing to do with you? You have been making these same exact threats since this Report was created and every time nothing has happened. If you truly knew who any of these people were and seriously felt that you personally had been violated by the things they are saying, then you would have already outed them here by the very least calling them out by a first name, but once again you are making threats that no one is or will take seriously because that is all they are, threats. 
 
If Melissa, Missy or whatever name she goes by was actually working on building a legit company, wasn't plagiarizing or misrepresenting herself then NO ONE would have anything to say, no one would have a reason to be concerned. You don't have to know an individual personally to see when something is seriously askew and the last time you spent anytime with Melissa by your own admittance was 10 years ago, a lot can change and people can change in 10 years, Just because someone was a wonderful sweet law abiding citizen 10 years ago doesn't mean they are now.

Coleslaw:

I wasn't going to say anything about Melissa and Dan's marriage because I consider marriage to be sacred and off limits when discussion someone's business and the threat that they pose to consumers and innocent bystanders. But you keep bring it up, so I am going to address it.

People are discussing Melissa's threats (murder and suicide), how she brags about her unregistered firearms, how her "artisan original items" are stolen artwork mass printed on third world produced clothing from cafe press, how she has exhibited a history for these scams (see: CACTUS FLATS) and has, in the past, seemed to work with Dan to perpetrate these scams, etc. etc. etc. Nowhere has anyone posted that she and Dan should not be together or questioned their marriage. The fact that people in general associate Melissa, Dan, scams, and threats together is a direct result of her (and his) own actions and statements. The fact that they focus on people's discussions about their past, their scams, and their threats and that they allow those discussions to override any efforts that they would have spent saving their marriage is not our fault, and is actually an indication of their own patheitic weakness and unwillingness to actually put any effort toward their own responsibilities and priorities.

Furthermore, the fact that, at age 36, Melissa has been too lazy to go to school or develop a skill is an indication of her pathetic laziness and ignorance.

So screw you and your pathetic attempt to spin Melissa's total failure of life, her marriage and her scams on us. It's all on HER, her husband, and idiots like you who keep enabling her.

Oh, and HAHAHA!

Coleslaw:

Do you have a stock interest in Melissa Bryan's "biz?" Does Melissa have some sort of contractual arrangement with you that both warrants your alleged charges as well as is protected by some superlaw that protects her from judgement and discussion by society? Is there ANYTHING WHATSOEVER that protects that fraud from being the subject of discussion by people that she has violated and terrorized by threatening to kill, harassing them, their employers, their families, and the rest of their community?

No. No, there is not. At all.

So you're going to file charges against people you have never met, all around the world, because you suspect that those people have been discussing a friend of yours who lives in another state.

HAHAHAHA!

Enough of this crap. You are stupid, like melissa. There's a special hell for your level of stupidity.

I never heard of melissa until just recently. Good luck identifying me and holding up your "10+ year" crap in court.

HAHAHAHA!

Melissa is a fraud. You are an idiot. See my previous posts for more of my opinion of you and your fake lawyerly skills. HAHAHA.

Good luck on your lawsuits, stupid.

We felt it was important for Idle No More, the official website, be made aware of what Missy is doing.  It is not right that someone is trying to profit on the back of this very worthy grassroots movement that was started in Canada mind you.
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We went to the real Idle No More website and alerted all of the people on the contact now list so that they can warn their people to not buy over priced and cheaply made goods by someone who is not truly what they claim.  It is a sad day when a white woman from California is trying to pretend to be Native so she can scam money from innocent people trying to make a grassroots statement!
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You too can go and complain to these people by going to this website http://idlenomore.ca/ and letting them know you don't agree with this fradulent use of their Idle No More ideals.
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Missy has done some very low things in scamming people but this has to be one of the lowest and I hope the real Natives both from Canada and American stand up against her fraud.

Melissa is basically a good person. She is honestly trying to earn a living doing what she loves. these so called individuals have been attacking her since Day 1. They have kept this going for about 10+ years haranging her over every little detail in her life. She is walking out on her marriage due to all of this as this situation has diriven a wedge between her and her hubby. She would be fine if all those concerned would back the hell off. Why turn the other cheek when these people keep repeating the same s**t all the time. Let things lie please. She needs her own business and she is Not qualified for anything else as she is not experienced in anything else.  Let her be please. Think what would happen to you if someone triedto destroy your life, dreams and you ended up losing your marriage, home and everything you had ever worked for. Please, just drop this whole thing, She is trying to make an honst living. So she had some problems in past years, Forget it. So she has had some othr problems just let it be. Why trash her on this site for her personal and family problems when this site was NOT set up for that type of BS. She would be calm and peaceable if others just let things go. Don't keep it going, please, she has had enough hard times in her life. She needs something to look forward to. Just let things go. I know deep down if you really gave it some thought you would see what I see in her. She lived with my mom and I about 10 years ago when they were looking for a place to rent. She is OK in my book, You don't know her personally, you've never met her. You know nothing about her. You all live in other areas of the country., Some of you will receive notices to cease and desist as soon as Tues rolls around and I meet with my attorney here in my area concerning all of this and the phone stalking when I know d**n well what I have said  to her in phone conversations have ended up being posted here. Why? This site was not developed to tell what is said in personal phone calls. D**N IT! stop the harassment and let her be.

I know her and have known her for over 10 years. She is ok and will be again., She is tired of the BS and

 tired of not being allowed to live her life free of this stress. has caused her stomach problems, migraines, etc. Please just drop this as of here and now. Let things go or I will NOT turn the other cheek come Tues.

It takes a special kind of stupid to do the things Missy does. Her website and company policy states that what is on her website is what is available, and that if does not appear on her site, then she does NOT offer it, and if it IS featured on her site that she is obligated to supply it. Got all that?

Let's look at just how stupid she is getting:

When Missy says that she wants her new shirt designs to be perfect, she means that her Google image search hasn't found an image, created by somebody else and used without their knowledge or consent, that adequately offers the appearance that Missy both put forth EFFORT and THOUGHT toward a relevant design, then claimed and customized the design by using Ms paint to apply the name of her company.

When Missy says that she intends to include the design in her list of products in her "store" on her "soon to be released website" she means that she is having trouble figuring out how to insert the embed code to her cafe press account on her free Webs web page.

Her current logo for "Outlaw Life Enterprises" is listed as a Getty Images asset. They have been notified. The usual fine for using their images start at $600 for a first offense. I can't wait to read her all-cap reaction for getting busted for copyright infringement on her "original artisan products" lol.

I bet that she threatens to FING kill someone. Lol. What a fraud!

She has been at this Scamming for years! Here is an excerpt from one of the boards she used (banninated now) to frequent.

" October 20, 2011 at 10:39 am : Tara, Ive been following Melissas comments too, if following means stumbling upon them on an incredible number of genealogy and western history boards. In my opinion, her *data* is inaccurate, to say the least. She changes names and dates around, and has professed herself to be related to just about every historical figure imaginable, including Jesus. My advice is to do your own research with reputable sources."

So, with that remark in mind, you realize that she is like an irritating itch you just can't reach.

Believe it- she really does exist and she's done all those things. Ive seen it myself.

HOW could something like this even exist? It's all just so surreal. I discovered this page earlier today and despite the fact that I am up to my knees in work, I have done nothing but read about Senora C for 8 hours, most of which I've spent on the floor fighting for breath through convulsive gasps of hysterical laughter. Deep, dark, rich laughter, a kind I didn't know my body was capable of producing. 

Oh my God. HOW is this woman not behind bars? How has she not been imprisoned for stalking and harassment or at least carted off to the funny farm??? She's going to kill herself, no she's not. She's black, no, she's Mexican, hold up, she's white, no wait, she's Native American. Senora C no longer exists, wait yes she does. Her life is ruined and she is going into hiding forever, no she's not. She's going to close all of her websites and erase herself from the internet, no she's not. Her marriage is over, no it's not, yes it is, no, it's not. She's going to pack up her guns and go on a cross-country killing spree, no she's not. 

I wish This American Life would catch onto this story and devote a whole episode to it. It just has EVERYTHING -- marital drama, suicide, guns, psychic abilities, ghosts, the U.S. Constitution, aliens, murder, Emilio Estvez, and aliases absolutely up the wazoo. And best of all, it all takes place in the Land of Enchantment, the most bizarre and inscrutable state in the Union. 

Wait, I just read that she believes she has met Santa. Help me. I can NOT breathe. I have NEVER laughed this hard at anything. Oh my God, I can't. 

Before Missy gets too far out of hand with this, people need to know that she may come to you all nicey nice with her big hat in her hand and say she wants to learn from you.  But she won't get through the first lesson of beading or weaving or whatever she is claiming she wants to learn before she will be telling the instructor they are doing it wrong and they had better do it the way she wants them to do it or ELSE and then her stomping out in a huff after having dumped thousands of those tiny beads on the floor and throwing the supplies or the loom at the instructor first.

I am not to worried about her learning a "craft" like this because she has neither the talent nor the patience to finish a class that she begins when it comes down to something she would have to have a skill in.  So she won't be able to bead or weave and scam people out of money.  BUT I am however worried about the poor instructors that agree to take this woman on because when she cannot put a bead on a string or when she cannot weave a simple pattern all the sudden it will be THEIR fault and it will be because they have been paid off and it will be because they are part of the stalking "ring" that wants her to never see success in her life.

And after she has caused wreck and ruin in someone's classroom she will then turn around and go on the interwebs and say that she has MASTERED these skills and is now holding a P.hd in these skills just as she claims that she holds degrees in parapsychology when no accredited school exists to teach such degrees

And finally, no make-up is ever going to touch your brand of ugly Missy.  Because you aren't just ugly on the outside, that stinking rotten evil stupidity of a scammer goes all the way to the bone and you can't wash away or cover up that kind of ugly.   Maybe a face transplant like the women who was eaten by that chimpanzee might help a tiny bit but it still won't get the evil scamming out of your black heart.

We are all still here despite whatever "magic" Missy thinks she can have done.  Um you just need to be quiet, get a REAL job and stop scamming people and then we all will go away magically.

Oh and as far as Coleslaw and her plans to post here how she knows who we all are, you couldn't be further from the truth (notice I said FURTHER and not FARTHER hehehehe).  So good luck with your so called IP tracking and good luck filing any lawsuit anywhere when you have no proof of who did what or said what blah blah blah coleslaw/Missy.

When someone creates a business, receives a New Mexico Tax Idenitifcation Number, and Incorporates said business the person is given the Gross Receipts Tax reporting forms.  And on those forms, some report monthly, some report bi-monthly, some report quarterly and some report twice a year.
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Missy apparently was totally unaware that by filing her business and gaining a business license and gaining an Incorporation (or LLC in her case) that meant that everything she sells from the tiniest cupcake to the biggest XXXXL T-Shirt she has to pay tax on the money that her business makes. 
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She also failed to note that if she does not pay taxes on the money her business makes that the state can then levy a lein against any of her real property.  I.e. a pick up truck or any other items of value that she will in turn be unable to sell or give away without paying the lein on said property.
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Someone should have taken a business management course in order to know what she was doing before venturing in to the real world of business ownership.
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And she can picket and protest protest protest all she wants.  It is the law in New Mexico that business owners pay taxes on their income.  If she does not want to pay taxes on that then she needs to disincorporate her business and close her business license or the state will chase her from all corners to get her to pay for what she owes. Period.  There is no loophole, there is no escape and no amount of bellowing at people at the State Department of Taxes and Revenue is going to change it.
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So I guess the saying is Pay UP or SHUT Up.

Don't let the nice peaceful day comments fool you.  Missy is, as we type this, planning how to spend all the money she can make off the backs of Native Americans and Canadians by selling them T-Shirts that they could make for themselves for about $10 but charging them $30 for them.
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Missy claims that she is Native American and yet she cannot produce any legitimate papers to prove this or she would have enrolled already to receive her money from the tribe.  So please Native Americans, don't buy this woman's T-Shirts, make your own.  Follow your own ideals that have sprung up in the Idle No More Movement and don't let this white eyed woman swindle you out of your money.

Coleslaw:

Let's get a couple of things straight.

First off, the letters "ISP" stand for INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER.  What you are thinking of is an "IP Address."  If you believe for an instant that I believe that you got anyone's IP address from this site, you are far stupider than previously thought.  I would suggest that you read the paragraph at http://www.ripoffreport.com/faq.aspx#safe to see that this site doesn't give out information on users and contributors.  You are a liar, plain and simple.  Then again, this would explain why you exhibit such an unconditional care and concern for one of the most obnoxious and pathetic frauds I have ever seen on the internet. You might want to watch your name calling too.  Being that we have been the subjects of Melissa's armed murder threats, our discussions of her mental instability, perpetual deception, and all around stupidity and ignorance, I hardly think for an instant that any of us will even be contacted about any of this, unless somebody pressing charges on Melissa (or you for that matter) requests a character reference, especially taking into consideration Melissa's murder and suicide threats and her BRAGGING about her FIREARMS*.

Again, in case you had trouble deducing what I just said, YOU ARE AS MUCH OF A LIAR AND FRAUD AS MELISSA BRYAN.  THE ONLY THING THAT YOU CONTRIBUTE TO THIS THIS SITUATION IS LULZ.  YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT AT ALL, AND YOU MAKE STUFF UP IN ATTEMPT TO COVER UP FOR YOUR STUPIDITY AND IGNORANCE OF HOW THE REAL WORLD WORKS.  YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH ANYTHING REMOTELY RESEMBLING THE LEGAL PROCESS, AND THE CRAP THAT YOU TYPE HERE PROVES THAT BEAUTIFULLY.  RIPOFF REPORT HAS GIVEN YOU NOTHING ON ANY OF OUR IDENTITIES, AND ANYTHING YOU SAY TO THE CONTRARY IS A FUNNY LIE BY AN IGNORANT FRAUD.

Your bluff has been called.  Your move.  Who's the dumb head now?  Huh?  HUH?!?

Lulz.

P.S. *FIREARMS: Melissa claims that she has a gun that Billy the Kid used when he was prancing around the old west like a q***r unicorn riding fairy.  Yeah.  Right.  I find it amazing that, in the photos of the gun that she published, that she keeps it in the EXACT SAME CASE that is provided with the Chinese manufactured replicas of the same gun available on eBay.  Did I mention that it is a replica, and that it is not fireable?  More lulz on the fraud!

It is one thing when Melissa Bryan attempts her scams to benefit herself. But to see that big mouthed fraud "team up" with the "Idle No More" movement for personal profit sickens me. What the hell is a a selfish white fraud from southern California doing claiming that she is somehow a native American? Do any of the people she is working with know that she also has claimed to be black, Mexican, and alien?

If the native American community wants to team up with a fraud like Melissa, it speaks volumes about their dignity and values (or lack thereof). They can campaign for their own causes now. My $12,000 + per year will be going to other casinos and retailers OFF reservation. I don't fund frauds.

Just like the guy in OK City who posted to several wbsites and 3 blogs about doing terrorist like activities in a neighboring town, the City of Casper, WY, the Fed Authorities and the OK City Authorities racked this SOB to his home in OK CITY he is in custody pending charges and will possibly or probably face 25-30 years in prison if convicted.  Watch out what you jerks say! Your computer ISP will eventuially find you and you will be charged with numerous felonies! Yes I am working with a lady who has given me the ISP #'s and I am using a site on the web to track each of you.

When I do CHARGES WILL BE FILED! You will be jailed and not come out for several years so you will have plenty of time to sit and thin about what you have done for NO reason what so ever!  You are jealous, you are idiots, you are crazy, insane, dumb as a log, and are no better than school yard bullies, Serves you right if you get your keister kicked by someone as you deserve it for destroying someon's livelihood, someone's life, marriage and home life forno oth rreason than you can't do anyhting else because youa are too stupd to put your self in a better situation and not have so much f*ing time on your hands. 

Your ISP will track you eventually and you will regret the day you messed with her and with me!!! So you do not believe her about her heritage or ancestry, if I could find records in court houses and historical societies HOW DARE you say she is scamming, shamming or otherwise doing what SHE IS NOT doing! I have been doing this for myself and others for well over 38 years and know my business. Get over yourselves, get on with your lives and STOP this BS!!!She hasd a right to own he own business, make a living for herself and pay her own bills. PUT YOURSELF in her shoes or anyone else's for tha matter, The Constitution say we have a right to LIFE, LIBERTY and THE PURSUIT of HAPPINESS!!! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!!! DUMB HEADS

Those of us who live here had bette watch out... Missy says she knows people who can make us all disappear permanently.  To bad she has absolutely NO clue as to who we are!  If she could have made us disappear she would have already... nice try Missy, thanks for playing!
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OH and I hope that the nice people from Native Dreams, Inc. are seeing how Missy can threaten and bully and push people and make demands that are impossible to be met so they know what they have to deal with when they have partnered with this woman.
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She claims her hubby wants us all brought to her so he can beat us down and she can rearrange our faces.  But she isn't exactly someone who is allowed to call anybody or anything UGLY because she cornered the market with her lovely goth lipstick and snaggle tooth that needs a dentist to improve her speech impediments.  AND we highly doubt that ol Danny Boy could beat his way out of a wet kleenex much less give anyone older than 2 a beatdown so HA HA HA at you and your stupid comments Missy.  If you would stop trying to scam people into doing work for you for free so you can make money on their backs like they are mules and then got a REAL job then maybe we would stop watching.  Otherwise we are not going to get off the public space known as Facebook and we are going to keep watching so we can warn each and every person you try to scam to avoid you like the plague!!  Boycott Missy's products and now I guess guilt by association people will need to Boycot the poor Native Dreams Inc. and their products too.  They better be 2nd guessing their partnership or they will lose all the sales they have had in the past and get no new ones just like Missy's business model.

Now the news is worse today.  Apparently she has "partnered" with two REAL Native American Artisans and we all know what a "partnership" with Missy means.  It means that these people will do all the work, all the advertising, make all the real Native American jewelery and then Missy will use them and scam them and sell their jewelery as her own.

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The name of the poor people's business that she is scamming now is called Native Dreams, Inc. and their dreams are all about to turn into nightmares.  We plan to email these poor souls and tell them to not only google Senora C and see all of these ripoff reports but we also will tell them about Cactus Flats and how she scammed hard working people out of their money.  And warn them to NOT send any jewelery to Missy without being paid up front FIRST.  Also warn them to not send Missy any money or they will just never see it again.

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She is just getting worse and worse with her scamming.  She couldn't get disability.  She cannot get any tribe to let her on the payroll and get a per cap because she is NOT a real Native American and now she is scamming these poor people to send them their hard worked on jewelery so she can sell it at a profit and not pay them for their hard work.

A new update for us all today: Missy is now scamming people by "making" T-shirts for them with the "Idle No More" logo on them.  The scam comes in where she charged people $30 for a T-Shirt that people could have made for themselves on Vista Print for a considerably less expensive price.  But these kind people who believe in their cause of "Idle No More" trust Missy because she claims she is Native American.  So a fellow Native American would never scam them woud they?  UM wrong. Missy is NOT Native American and she is not above making a big profit on a few T-shirts for people who have a noble cause.  When these people discover how cheaply made the T-shirts are and that they come from some mass produced factory in China well maybe Missy will deserve the karma that is coming her way from that.  Native American people are peaceful but they are not stupid and when they get angry they don't spare their anger.  Good luck with that one Missy.
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AND on a note related to yesterdays postings.  Apparently either Missy has a very low ability to actually read and/or comprehend what she has read OR she totally ignored the truths that were put out about what went on in our neighborhood over what should have been a simple appliance exchange between tenant and landlady.  Maybe she thinks if she ignores the pictures that were posted that they never existed.  Well wrong.  We ALL see the pictures and we ALL saw what happened when the landlady didn't meant her "demands to have things the way she wants them WHEN she wants them".
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Don't buy in to the Missy kool-aid. Boycott her crappy T-Shirts and do not go anywhere near her "homemade" items less you want to risk being severely ill and scammed!!

They live in  regular rental home, Not a Cabin or Summer Home. They have forced air heating. Their stove went out as they have had problems with it since they moved in. The landlady has not stepped up to the plate to fix this problem so they themselves have had to cover said repairs. The NM State Laws tell they have a rigt to withhold rent moneys for any and all repairs or replacing of appliances if need be. You need to go online and read the tenant/landlord rights.  Leave her alone! She wants to have her OWN business, pay her OWN bills, and LIVE a normal life!  Back off of her immediately! She would be allright if you did NOT persist in this bullying and stalking (internet). Yes I know about your scanning her Face Book Page then blasting her for her efforts to pay her bills and live a normal life! PUT yourself in HER shoes! If someone kept you from paying your bills or living a life and taking care of your family. Think how you would feel if you were kicked out of your home living on the streets in your car or worse or in a homeless shelter!  BACK OFF!  You are scum! I GHope GOD forgives you as no one else will as you keep repeating your stupidyity every day., God will turn around and tell you that HE has NO room for you in his kingdom! 

Whatever happened to forgiveness, and turning the other cheek?  Or did you see where that kind of behavior got those who were bullied and harassed by your oh-so-innocent friend Melissa and decided you wanted none of it?  Isn't it strange that you call us bullies, etc., but are quick to ignore the far worse and far more dangerous behavior of your friend?  What hold does she have over you?  Or is it simply that she's the only friend you have and you feel you MUST defend her, and fight those battles for her that she's too cowardly to fight herself?

Perhaps it is high time that you all Stopped this BS! Take a good look at yourself before pointing fingers at anyone else! No one is Perfect, No Not One!  You are all a bunch of hypocrites and No good for nothings that don't know anything else except how to stop someone from making an honest living. I know alot of people that have pets, Dogs, Cats and yes I am a pet owner as well! Stop this nonsense. All she wants is to be left alone to make a living, pay her bills and yes her and her hubby have decided to take a trial seperationa this spring.

She is looking for a place in town so that she can walk every where she needs to go. This BS has destroyed her marriage, her hopes,dreams and everything else in his world! You each need to take a good look n the mirror. Go to Church! Pray that God forgives you as I Sure Hell Don't and Never will! You have destroyed my Best Friend in the World! You are nothing more than two bit jerk wads! A bunch of teeny boppers with nothing better to do than to wreck others lives. This is BULLYING tactics and I have posted to two web sites dealing with this kind of harassment, stalking and bullying.

Us fellow neighbors noticed a little bit of a hoopla going on over in her area and so drove around to see what was up and there were two sheriff vehicles parked on the property so we waited and then when the hoopla was over we asked what had transpired.

Seems the landlady had already arranged to have someone fix the stove but if it was not fixed had a standby stove ready to be placed in there so not to inconvenience the tenants any more than they already did waiting through the snow storm to get a new stove to cook with.   BUT after all of the trouble (Missy had literally threatened the landlady that she either buy a brand new stove or they would not pay their rent EVER) when the repairman arrived she also asked for a civil standby so that if Missy decided to blow her top and even worse blow her guns at the landlady because she did not purchase the $1500 stove Missy demanded then the police would be already there to diffuse the situation. 

Missy and good ol' Dan behaved themselves upon seeing the policemen and even helped to carry out the old and bring in the new stove when previously they felt that the elderly landlady should do all the work.

Thank goodness for our local sheriff I don't know where we would be without them around here!

On another related note we all have been told to stay off her facebook.  Um it is a public place and if you don't want us to read your stuff then don't post it on a public place. DUH how else are we going to help protect the public from her scams and schemes if we are not able to see what she is planning from  one moment to the next?

That woman is CRAZY. Plain and simply put. Crazy.

I don't mean to sound like I am defending her, but after sifting thru about a decade's worth of her tantrums online, it does not appear as though she has directly hurt anyone with the exception of anyone who was involved in that Cactus Flats scam. Before then and since then, it seems like the worst of her actions were nothing but bellowed threats, every single one of them amounting to nothing more than her harassing people and their families and employers.

I think the biggest problem that Melissa Bryan poses to society is her death threats. While she and her husband are too broke to follow through with any concern able threat, it seems that they are both accustomed to cowering away after making one of those threats, at most challenging some unnamed alleged stalker into confronting HER, rather than Melissa showing the nerve to do any more than to bark and oink at people from behind the safety of her computer keyboard. It's really funny how she whines and cries then pitches a fit when nobody shows up. What's even funnier is her reaction when someone says they ARE coming to get her. I read one of those exchanges. She is absolutely gutless and pathetic, but she NEVER stops whining and crying, even when people leave her alone.

If she wants to cling to her immature fantasy, claiming that she inherited special powers from people that she has convinced herself that she is descended from, so what? More lulz for us. Worst case scenario, she throws yet another tantrum because nobody takes her seriously. At all. And pokes fun at her. Well, can you blame us?

Say what you want about her. Point. Laugh. She has earned all of it. Let her promote the heck out of her fly by night get rich quick scam I mean BIZ. Nobody has taken her seriously yet, and she's still going off about it. There is no law that says that anyone must take a Gothic old western rootin tootin wannabe gun slinging Mexican american Indian Mrs Santa Claus seriously, and why would we? It's just plain too ridiculous to take any other way. What court would find anyone but Melissa out of line?

The clampets were fictional, plain and simple. Melissa is not related to ANYONE famous, nor has she "inherited" anything beyond a fat belly and a knack for being an unreasonable crybaby. It's all a hysterically funny joke, and that Coleslaw weirdo just validates it all more. It's all just too much, like some kind of messed up short-bus accident.

Funny, funny stuff.

Looks like we were able to spare the poor landlady all the trouble Missy was fixing to pile on her by reminding Missy that not paying rent is an evictable offense.  And you know that poor landlady is looking for any good excuse to kick them out of there what with all the complaining and all the scamming Missy is doing from that place.  I mean just the summer time yelling at any and every person to buy her cookies or cupcakes has to be just horrible for the other people around there!
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And I agree with the person who said she must heat her home with the stove.  That is really the only logical explanation that the stove keeps going out and it is the same part every time. She over uses it to heat up the house and ends up burning that part out!  I know where she lives, I know what the place she lives in looks like and it does appear to be a summer place that would not normally need a heater but because they are occupying it they have to use the stove to heat it up.  She constantly complains about how cold it is and how she is drinking hot drinks or eating soup to stay warm so it only makes sense.
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On an unrelated note I notice she is talking about shopping for groceries online and how inefficient and expensive it is.  We have a perfectly wonderful grocery store in town and she is very welcome there as long as she leaves the psycho babble at home and doesn't try to say everyone who is only shopping for their own groceries is stalking her.  The last incident happened because someone had pushed their cart into the same aisle she was in and all the sudden was cursed at with foul language and told to leave her alone because she wasn't famous.  So it is kind of hard to shop knowing you could be accused of stalking at any second.

As predicted, Missy responded.

?"1.) NO - THIS IS NOT A SUMMER CABIN - THIS IS A YEAR ROUND HOME!

2.) MY ABILITIES ARE INDEED INHERITED AND IAM NOT LYING - a*s HOLE IS LYING! 
NO - MY ANCESTORS AGREE WITH ME FOR ALL THE TORTURE AT THE HANDS OF a*s HOLES OF THE PAST ARE DEMANDING REVENGE FOR WHAT WE WERE PUT THROUGH AND CONTINUE TO BE PUT THROUGH WITH MY SITUATION!

3.) NO - a*s HOLE GIVES EVERYONE A BAD NAME - NOT ME!

4.) NO - WE WILL NOT BE EVICTED - a*s HOLE WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT HAPPEN A 3RD TIME BUT IF IT DID - THE RFINGER OF SHAME AND BLAME RESTS SOLELY WITH a*s HOLE!

5.) I HAVE FING PROOF IN FING WRITING THAT a*s HOLE FORCED MY FAMILY AND I TO HOMNELESS 2 TIMES PRIOR TO BEING HERE AND WOULD LOVE TO FORCE A 3RD ROUND!
NOT FING HAPPENING!
I WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH - YES THIS INCLUDES ARMED COMBAT BATTLE TO THE DEATH FOR WHAT IS MINE!
I REFUSE TO LEAVE NM OR ANYWHERE ELSE!"

And so-on. Notice she does not deny the FACT that she's living in a seasonal home with no heat, that she uses her OVEN to heat her home. Who uses an oven to heat a home I wonder?

She's also lying about her past evictions. She got evicted for doing the same things she's doing here. Making outlandish demands, then holding pack payment until the demands are met.  I weep for her land-lord. She's just trying to make a living and realize her dreams like the rest of us. Too bad she did business with a nightmare like Missy. 

My question has to be why is she living in a SUMMER cabin with no heat in the middle of a winter snow storm?? Is it because she has been evicted from all her other homes and has no choice but to live there? If that is the case then tough ****! Suck it up and deal with it Missy! Looks as if she wont be there much longer either. I pity whoever has to live in her neighbourhood in the future. BEWARE, she could be coming to a neighbourhood near you! 

It's at times like this when i am so glad there is a rather large ocean between us. ;)

It's vital that they get the stove back into working order. You see, the summer cabin they are living in has no heat. The reason they keep burning the oven out is, they use it to heat their cabin! I think going out, buying a new oven after burning theirs out two winters in a row is a GREAT PLAN! And it's just right that they charge their landlady for not having an oven that's up tot he task of keeping the cabin at 85 f. I love this plan! 

Missy claims to be a witch by "culture" and by "inheritance"  and yet she forgets that the most important rule of being a witch, something any real witch knows, is that "harm ye none".  So if Missy really does have any ancestors who were indeed witches they are rolling in their graves and denouncing anything to do with this woman.  And notwithstanding the 3 fold rule, what Missy sends out she reaps 3 fold.  No wonder she has nothing but trouble all she does is send out trouble and anger and threats of violence. I can assure you that any witch that has Missy for a friend on facebook cringes every time she even mentions being a witch because she is giving witches a bad name.
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And as a side note, threatening to not pay your landlady the rent will give the landlady the right to evict said tenants.  She is right now threatening the landlady that if she does not fix her stove right this very minute in the middle of a snow storm and below zero temperatures that they will not pay rent but will go out and spend their rent on a brand new stove.  I suppose then she can turn around and blame someone else for being evicted.  Talk about scamming the poor landlady.  She will probably buy a stove on clearance and then tell the landlady that it cost hundreds more.  I hope the landlady is smart enough to demand a receipt if she accepts this "deal" with Missy.  Otherwise I hope she is smart enough to use this as an excuse to give them 30 days notice to get off her property instead!!.
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P.S. Moonflower:  She tried to hock her so called homemade goods to an Artisan community and they told her they wanted none of her very limited things that were clearly not Artisan.

 What happened??  :(

We tried to tell Missy that no authentic Artisans would accept her or her "goods" but she would not listen and had to learn it the hard way by being humiliated by the Artisan community.
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A word of advice, we know you won't listen anyway but we will try anyway, an Artisan makes something that you cannot find anywhere else, that you cannot buy in any store and that you either cannot make yourself or do not have the time or patience to make.  This is why Artisans earn such wonderful money for their work.  It is often one of a kind and the hours of painstaking hard work that goes into them needs to be appreciated and rewarded.
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That means that cupcakes made from a store bought mix and decorated by store bought icing and sugar decorations you can buy at the super market and scrape off the cardboard backing are NOT going to be considered Artisan nor are they going to be accepted by the Artisan community.
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That means that plastic trinkets with your face on them or poor quality t-shirts that can be mass produced by Vista Print are not going to be considered Artisan nor will you be considered an Artisan.
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That means anyone with a pot and some fruit can create jelly and put it in a jar.  That means anyone with money can purchase a big jug of syrup and put some artificial flavoring you buy from Watkins or the store in it and call it homemade syrup.  But it does not mean it is Artisan by any stretch of your imagination.
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That also means anyone can go to Create Space, type of bunch of drivel into the box and call it a book and that doesn't make it Artisan either.
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Stop fantasizing about becoming wealthy by scamming any and all people you meet and get a REAL job and you can EARN wealth.

So I don't really know Melissa personally, but she became a blip on my radar a little before Christmas, she is a member of a group on FB that I am in and she had posted a thread in the group that her life was ruined and she was just going to end it all that she had nothing to lose, people were after her and would stop at nothing to see her dead so she was going to make everyone happy and kill herself. Of course she got the usual responses from people trying to be supportive and that she shouldn't let people get to her yada yada yada. I remember reading the thread then taking a peek at her profile and just thinking to myself that she definitely is a bit mentally off but really didn't think much more about it. 

 Fast forward..
 A little less than a week ago someone had made a mention of ripoff report in this group when discussing a false claim someone made against a well known person, it didn't take long before Melissa was posting on this thread and making it all about her and once again was going on about all these people who are out to get her and want to ruin her life and her business, complaining that she can't even sell her book because she is being stalked and people are making fake reports against her etc. She says something along the lines of just wanting to clear her name and start over and make a business for herself and live her life which of course I can completely understand, I mean who wouldn't want to have a fresh start and bury the hatchet right? That whole entire thread has since been deleted. 

 Well the only reason why I am here and even bothered to read this whole entire post and every comment made is because Melissa her self directed all of us who read that particular thread here. My question is this. If you are wanting to start over, to have a fresh start why bother even bringing this to the attention of those you are wanting to respect you and take you seriously? I have to be honest in that this definitely did not do any favors for Melissa and I know personally I am going to just keep my distance from her or anything she is involved in. Whether what is being said here is completely and 100% true or not (Which I do believe it is) reading her rebuttals and posts alone raises a HUGE red flag and it is clear that the posts made that are "sticking up for her" are either being made by her or by people who didn't even bother reading the comments made. While I agree the original complaint is quite petty and ridiculous a person would have to be completely naive and foolish to ignore the other evidence and claims made in this report. This woman is dangerous and in desperate need of an intervention. Those of you who are her friends-- instead of telling people to leave it alone and leave her alone you should be trying to get her the help that she needs before it is too late, you would have to be completely blind to not see that she is a ticking time bomb. It is quite clear by the rebuttals and posts she made here and the things she posts on FB and other online entities that the only person who isn't able to let go and move on is Melissa.

 I am sure I am not the only person who feels this way, after all I see no posts made by those who told Melissa they would come here and fight for her. After reading this, how could they with a clear conscious? I have no ill feelings against Melissa or her husband I just feel she (both?) needs to find healthier ways to deal with her stress and anger and perhaps explore the options available to her by the medical and Psychiatric field.

All the best.

It's still not believable...She sounds like she's stepped one foot over the edge...

 She posted that the Beverly Hillbillies got their names from a relative (ofcourse) of her husband's.  I guess that's the only way she could make it  ah.. "believable". LOL 

WTF??? LOL!!! THe Clampett family??  LOL I guess that's where her southern roots come from! LOL
 Yeah, she's related to all kinds of southern generals (so she claimed). General Lee, "Stonewall" Jackson, Longstreett, Pickett, Beauregard and several others. SHe's also related to Kit Carsen, Billy the Kid (yeah, i know she says she was married to him, but she has also said he is a blood relative).  SHe's related to Emilio Estavez, The auctioneer for "Storage Wars" and Dog the Bounty Hunter. LOL!
OK, so now it's the fictional Clampett family. That's doable (for her)! LOL! I bet she's even related to Obama! LOL! Oh, im sure she's related to Jason Hawes , the founder of TAPS. (he's a cousin dont you know)!

In your rebuttal you use the term "bat crap crazy." Pursuant to a previous post and the attached recent photograph, I strongly believe that the correct expression should be "cat crap crazy."

That is all.

I kid you not, and if I did not read it with my own eyes I would not believe it either, but she is now claiming she is related to the clampet family.  You know, the FICTIONAL family from the Beverly Hillbillies. Yeah.

And she has claimed she will sue to the high heavens for as long as I have been reading her drivel.  She has never once been successful in suing anyone and if she keeps trying someone in the judicial system is bound to get a clue and see she is bat crap crazy and not only make her pay for the expenses that she is costing the court system but also pay for the expenses of whatever anyone she sues falsely will have to pay to defend themselves.

Keep in mind that no one can be sued for having a conversation and expressing an OPINION about someone and further no one can be sued for posting a photo that was already posted on the internet.

I am sure she has heard it before but the sheriff or the state police or the lawyers will all say the same thing.  If you don't want people to talk about you, if you don't want people to see your pictures or make fun of how ghetto you look then don't post on the public internet where the whole world can see what you have posted and make fun of it. PERIOD.  End of sentence. DONE.

She is now claiming she is going to change her whole look (again).  And again it is lies because she can't afford to change her toilet paper.  SO we will be stuck with the same old Missy in the same old dresses and t-shirts and hat and braids and snaggly toothed scarey grin. 

"Melissa Bryan about an hour ago via mobile

LAST FING STRAW I AM GOING TO FIND THAT MF A** HOLE SOB AND KILL HIM DEAD THAT IS A PROMISE!
THE FIGHT THIS MORNING WITH MY HUBBY WAS IT TIPPING POINT!
A** HOLE YOU ARE DEAD AS SURE AS THE DAY IS LONG! 
I WILL FIND YOU AND THE FIGHT IS FOR CERTAIN GOING PHYSICAL!
THE FINAL BATTLE FOR EVERYTHING IS COMING TO YOUR DOOR!"

and

"Melissa Bryan about an hour ago via mobile

I am also being Forced to give up my Radio Show.
My Hubby doesnt want me to keep it.
Therefore, I am giving up my Books and quitting my whole life as well.
ALL OR NONE AT ALL that is how I operate!
But I also Refuse to be Enslaved to others, so my only Recourse to get my life back is Kill a*s Hole Dead!"

Why would someone who posted this to her facebook also brag about her firearms?  In my state, you would permanently lose your firearms (all of them) forever if you made a statement like this and you would be mandated for a psychiatric evaluation. 

It is not even funny any more.  Melissa deserves every bit of stress she gets thanks to her temper and vulgar ignorance.

By the way, if anyone wants to read Melissa's own statements as she wrote them, visit http://thetruthtrainofsenorac.wordpress.com/ (special thanks to an old friend for this site). 

And remember Melissa, you were warned that for every blog that reposts your threats and tantrums that you successfully manage to get taken down, two will pop up to replace it.  I'm not sharing the addresses of the other three copies of that blog.  Not yet anyways.

The reason Irish Miss cannot tell Melissa Bryan's rather obvious problem is, well Irish Miss almost certainly has problems of her own. In fact her largest problem, in a literal sense is - she's the same person. It 's almost a given that Coleslaw and  Missy are one and the same. Either that or Missy has a twin. Coleslaw could prove or disprove this with a photo.
 
Notice that the divorce is off again?

There are those that fought and yes those that died to protect our freedoms as guaranteed to us by the Constitution of the Unoted States. I Do NOT give a d**n what you think, feel or say! This country is a free country meaning we can do ANYTHING that we want within reason as long as it is NOT against the laws of this country.

Yes but, those who died to protect the Constitution of the (lol) "Unoted States" are not you. More like those who sat around and pigged out yesterday to protect the Constitution. Admit it! You are a parasite who would not know the meaning of hard work and sacrifice if it jumped in your lap and gave you a big sloppy kiss!

New Mexico is like most other states of the Union, a bit more backward than most. But you still don't have the right to make specific death threats against people or call for violent conflict. All of which Melissa Bryan the "adorable" Christmas character does each and every day!

Nobody cares if she runs a fantasy business (or her husband for that matter.) If he wants to book fake events at his new Sacred Circle-jerk fair, that's his business. If Snorzzrah  C wants to pretend-publish some vanity press booklets, bless her soul and morn the trees killed for such a venture. There is nothing illegal about it. she wants to buy boxes of cheap plastic key-chains with her ugly mug all over them, made at some revolting Chinese sweatshop. She can choose to do that like the rest of us.

But you cant abrogate my civil rights to be here and say what I like. You should NEVER make threats, here or anywhere else. You folks should crawl back inside your box of cornflakes and leave decent people alone.

Oh and I see Melissa is about to start another "trial of the century." Just like last year, and the year before that, and the year before that. She always this just after the holidays are over. Why don't you express your winter depression in a more useful way?

The name is.

Are those loose cat turds rolling around on that kitchen floor?

Yes,It's a free county and yes anyone has the right to have a business and make a living for themselves...That's all legal..

However, it is NOT legal to post threats to kill some one.  It is NOT legal to try and get other's to go to someones house and kill them...and it is NOT legal to post those threats on the internet...Again, it's a free country which happens to have freedom of speech..So stop telling people to shut up...They have as much right as you and Missy do to post on an open board on the internet for all the world to see...Hellooooo...

Thank goodness we now have an updated photo with which to warn the public against this woman.  One look at her filthy kitchen floor just really reiterates how unhealthy and inedible her baked goods are.  Who would want to eat a cookie, a cupcake or sample jelly in a kitchen with obvious cat feces spread all over the floor?  She is blocking the sink so who knows how moldy and gross that area of the kitchen is.
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Note the very dark and very inappropriate color of her lipstick and how it highlights her very yellow and snaggletoothed teeth as well.  Please also note the very trademark braids and hat.  The t-shirt and her long skirt.  This is exactly how this woman dresses every day. There is even a photo of her stalking the New Mexico Govener wearing this very same "uniform". The color of the skirt or t-shirt may change but the boots, hair, goth lipstick and hat remain the same.  If consumers see anything like this woman coming they need to turn heel and hide in the first safe place they can.

There are those that fought and yes those that died to protect our freedoms as guaranteed to us by the Constitution of the Unoted States. I Do NOT give a d**n what you think, feel or say! This country is a free country meaning we can do ANYTHING that we want within reason as long as it is NOT against the laws of this country. So if someone wants to open their own business then d**n well SO BE IT! You are a tyrant, a dictator if you wish to live this way go to another country where your kind is welome and accepted. DO NOT infringe on others rights to live their lives as given to them by these here United States. Leave well enough alone! These rights were given to us by our forefathers and our ancestors, yes, even yours. This is all I am going to say on the subject. As you DO NOT live in NM butt your nose out of every one else's busines. Mind your own affairs. You are a despot, and NOT welcome here in this country. You should be run out of this country on a rail tar and feathered!

I SAW the photos and i laughed so hard i had to run to the bathroom as i thought i was going to pee myself! 

@Irish Miss, you still didn't answer my question as to why you couldn't see Melissa's obvious mental health issues? 

Now she is going to post a photo of herself in her new christmas clothes and holding her books with the caption of "This is what Sucky looks like".  And if these are the same christmas clothes she claimed made her look like a firetruck red wide load we will be in for a treat!!!  Stay tuned Missy Fans I will be back to show you the LOL in all it's beautimous glory!

...AWAKEN THE DREADED COLESLAW FROM HER PEACEFUL DECONGESTANT INDUCED WINTER SLUMBER!!!1!1?

I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. Carry on.

you are a Liar, an out right teller of false tales! I am here to stay! My friend has been just tha for over 15 years! She has the absolute right to have her own business her own life her own way of living! That is guarateed to her by the Constitution of the USA! Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. I have not been around as I have been under the weather for 3 weeks dealing with a virus and bronchitis. I have not been spending much time on line. She is to be left alone, left to lie her life as she chooses. This is America not some midde eastern country or one ruled by some dictator as you appear to be. Well go live some place where your kind is welcome. Leave me the HELL alone! If you have a problem with me bring it to my front door and quit hiding behind your d**n computer! You sir are NO gentleman! Why don't you go hide behind your mama's apron strings or behind her skirt. You are a wimp, a yellow bellied coward. You talk a good story and make othes believe your trash and drivel. You are the scum of the earth,a snake, a wolf who prowls around looking fo someone to devour. You sir are a sniveling driveling little weasel!!! Proves that you have nothing better to do than to make others believe your SH*T! Com face me or stop your BS! You are a devil and a no good for nothing sniveling little screwed up in your head ignoramous!!!

Indeed I think you're right...She thrives on the drama..and she looks for it...Those *Friends* on her FB page are there for one reason and one reason only, entertainment...She entertains them with her fantasies...You know as well as I do they don't believe anything she says...That's obvious to see since not many respond to her posts...But then if you aren't holding your mouth right(remember she's psychic) when you post something she un-friends you and then says it was because you were hassling her about her book or her business...And again your right about her being kin to every famous person that walked the earth at one time or another including those still alive...The only reason she is kin to Emilio is because he played Billy The Kid(You know the one she sleeps with every night and has been pregnant  numerous times by) in Young Guns.. She has no Native American blood running through her veins...But if it makes her feel better to say that then more power to her...She can be kin to anyone she want's to be as long as she doesn't lay claim to any of my ancestors and I do have quit a few famous one's in my tree..And again I will say she is dangerous specially if she really has guns...The only one she's ever posted as being her's is one she claims as being one of BTK's pistols. Do I believe that no...She needs to watch her step as to who's name and personal information she throws out there...She's threading on dangerous ground where some of them are concerned...So, stay tuned folks, I'm sure there's more to come concerning Missy...

 She's related to anyone that is famous. Just the other day, i read where she claims to be related to Kit Carson. LOL He's a "cousin"!  Every single person that she or someone else mentions- she is related to. LOL! I had to laugh. And of course, because she's related to  Emilio Estavez he would do her radio show.

Looks to me like she doesnt like herself very well & lives in a deep fantasy land to escape it. She thinks everyone is going to be impressed with her lies & fantasies and instead has had the opposite affect because it's so blatant it's obvious.

Much of what is being said here is true. Melissa is a habitual offender. When the pressure is off she goes around looking for people to irritate. If she can't find anyone she makes up some wild story based on people she's disagreed with in the past. In her fantasy prone mind, anyone who has ever said "boo" to her has repeatedly ruined her life and threatened her cat, which is a high crime I hear-tell. 

Melissa has always screamed for attention all the while saying that she doesn't want attention and she wishes to be left alone. It's a confusing mix, like one person said it resembles some performance art piece.  I can say with some assurance that Melissa Bryan is the real deal and what you see here is her heart and soul. 

Irish Miss doesn't live next door to Missy...She lives in WY...Sometimes they are cousins and sometimes best friends take your pick. But then again Missy is kin to everybody and his brother uncle sister aunt grand parents and on and on all the way back to Jesus whom she refers to and again sometimes her cousin and sometimes her uncle and God which she refer's to as dad...Apparently she has some major screws missing. Irish Miss is also the one that copies and then pastes what's said her and sends them to Missy which in turn sends Missy into a rage...Irish Miss, you need to stop upsetting Missy like that... 

To be a TRUE Artisan one must create something, anything, from absolute scratch.  A painting, a sculpture, jewelry, etc.  Being an Artisan does not entail using store bought cake mixes to make cupcakes and decorating them with store bought decorations.  Being an Artisan does not entail making "homemade" syrups out of Caro Syrup from the store.  Being an Artisan does not entail using Soda Stream to make a pop and try to sell it to unsuspecting clients.  Being an Artisan does not entail selling things that were manufactured by Vista Print.  Being an Artisan does not entail stealing recipes from Food Network and changing one ingredient and then claiming the recipe as your own and putting them in a COOK book.
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I hope this "lady" that is going to teach her things in return for her knowlege of the occult (Gasp, can't stop laughing at that one) becomes wise to her scam and realizes that she will be getting NOTHING in return for her efforts to try and teach this woman beading.  Other than being bellowed at when she can't learn how to bead and other than being accused of cheating or scamming her when in fact Missy will be the one who is cheating and scamming.
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The real Artisan community will never accept someone like Missy who is trying to make a buck by using everyone else's ideas and materials.  They would laugh at her while shoving her out the door faster than her head can spin and faster than she can begin to call them all stalkers.
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Please continue to keep us entertained with your harebrained ideas Missy.  Life would be oh so boring without this daily entertainment lol
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OH and notice that she is no longer talking about divorce again.  Because she does not intend to divorce, she did not ever fight with her husband, and she won't leave him and he won't leave her because they both need each other to continue to USE each other.

Irish Miss, you have to be kidding right? You mean to say that you actually know this woman personally and you have not come to the conclusion that she has mental health issues? This woman is dangerous! To not only herself but to others! How come i live thousands of miles away and i can see this and you live right next door and you cant? You only have to read her daily facebook rants to work this out. I said it before and i'll say it again wow just wow!

It's the truth...There are maybe two that don't post here(that I know of) that make fun of her or troll her as you put it...They get bored with it and move on and when she figures that out she starts with them...No one stalks her no one ever has...Get her book then google her name...You'll find contradictions all through it..She states she was 3 months old when she was visiting some relatives in Italy yet on other message boards she posted she was 3 years old...She claims in the book that she was 11 when she was shot and the bullet magically turned into a paint ball...Yet again on various message boards she was with her husband riding in the truck when someone shot at her and it turned into a paint ball...Do I believe any one shot at her to start with No...There was no western board or paranormal board that she wasn't posting on. She has been banned for so many that I've lost count. She's harassed people on boards so much that they just shut down the boards...I know this as a fact because I was a member of the western boards and paranormal boards she was posting on. It's like moonflower said Missy thrives on attention any kind of attention and the drama she causes. Is she mental yes does she need help yes will she admit she is mental and needs help No...

It is indeed real. I have witnessed it all myself. Personally i think she is just loves the attention (yes, negative attention is better than none at all and a lot easier to get than positive attention). And, as you  can see, it works. LOL

Is this thread real? This... this thread can't be real.

This entire thing (including the, um, protagonist) has to be the work of, like, a comedy troupe, or some kind of elaborate performance art, or a fever dream I'm having, or something.

This can't actually be a years-old, hundred-thousand-word tome of an effort by several people/one person to alternately troll and defend what appears to be a paranoid schizophrenic gun-wielding Mexican gothic Mrs. Claus in the comments section of a consumer advocate website.

THIS HAS BLOWN MY MIND AND SHATTERED THE VERY FABRIC OF THE INTERNET ITSELF

Hubby is not leaving her. Don't fall for that old line. Every time Melissa has problems she throws Hubby under the bus and blames it all on him. He's her ticket out. "Oh woe is me! my marriage is breaking up! The drama! The pathos! Feel sorry for me! I'm going to be ALL ALONE!" 

Hubby couldn't get a date if he paid good money for it and he has no money. He's not going anywhere but back under the bus. Melissa has whatever her family gives her to stay away. Hubby delivers newspapers sometimes and drinks. Melissa creates problems on the internet and blames it all on Hubby. They ain't fooling anyone. 

She does that to make people think she has given up her scams and then she goes right back at it using another name, another incarnation etc.
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She is now claiming her husband demands she shut down her radio show and then turns around and says she was "let go" when we all know let go means "fired".
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Maybe if her hubby can actually get the upper hand on her and be more of a man he can get her the help she needs so she can stop all of these delusions and be a productive member of society and get a real job!
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I guess we can always hope.

LOL! See what i mean? She's yet closing her website- again.

I heard from a reliable source that poor put upon Connie the publicist was insulted and offended when Missy said she was going to hire a "real" publicist upon having more money.  Connie and the engineers who helped produce Missy's really crappy radio show actually FIRED her from it because no one was listening, no one was willing to advertise and the final straw was how they were all treated like idiots and Peons by Missy.  So her "last" radio show I am sure will be made to bash all those imaginary stalkers and then she will flip her nipple and begin giving out death threats.

One reason why she cant run a successful website is because she blocks everyone and then deletes it and makes a new one. She's done that several times.

LOL! Scared Neighbor, Your a good writer. Love reading your posts.  You must do that for a living (or should).

Now she is claiming for the 10,000th time that she is going to divorce because of all of these problems.  Um could it be because Dan is tired of being shoved under the bus for her Cactus Flats debacle?
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No website either because she can't rub two quarters together.  Awww we suppose that is all our fault too.  Nope it is because she won't get a real job.
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Outlaw Life Enterprises is a dead duck.  Nobody buys it as a new "fresh" look, everyone can see it is Senora C and Cactus Flats re-packaged and she can't even get a website off the ground.
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Poor Connie the Publicist too.  Now Melissa admitted Connie was fake and she was going to get a "real" one as soon as she can pay for one. HA

Is that Irish Miss/Coleslaw/Missy is perpetuating the myth that Missy is innocent in all of this.  The point being is that Missy is/was the brain behind the scam known as Cactus Flats.  The point being is she can throw hubby Dan under the bus all she wants but she is the one who sits and scams about how she can make a buck on holidays and any other occasion she may be invited out to something fun instead of actually being a HUMAN and going out and enjoying an evening out, or the fireworks on the fourth of july, or enjoy helping the children of her community with a fundraiser.  Instead of behaving as a normal, rational human in a normal rural community would, she instead tries to scheme and scam everybody at every possible opportunity no matter what.

If she would relax and be a normal rational human, she could enjoy the simple things she says she is robbed of.  Instead she wants to re-package Senora C into Outlaw Life Enterprises, selling the same slop, the same plastic throw aways and the same scams to the same people who have rejected her over and over and over.

The point being is our small rural community depends on tourism and people's perception of our community as a place that is safe to come to, fun to be in and has wholesome and fun activities to participate in.  When this bellowing overbearing person constantly tries to shove inedible baked items and cheap trinkets made of plastic with her face on them and when people nicely decline the opportunity chases them down the sidwalks or yells at them that they are stalkers and she is getting her gun, it kind of detracts from the quaint community feeling.  More and more we are seeing our tourist numbers decline and more and more we cannot make money in our small businesses because this woman chases all and any would be customers from our hamlet.

She has now created a really crappy video to add to her already too many to count crappy videos and thinks some how that is going to entice people to buy her asbeforementioned crappy items.   I am sure her new website of the re-packaged Senora C scam will be just as limited and crappy as her horrible attempts at writing a book.

I also wonder what happened to poor Connie her publicist?  Did she run for the hills when she realized Missy was not planning to pay her?  Or perhaps she didn't escape quick enough when Missy got a craving for some chicken legs and invisioned poor Connie as a Rhode Island Red?  Because if she truly had a publicist, shouldn't that publicist be asking Emilio Estevez to promote this woman's crappy attempt at books?  If you have a publicist they are usually the ones who make posts on facebook and on twitter not the actual "celebrity".

AND once again the peanut gallery was correct.  No lawyer is going to touch Missy's "case" because Missy does not have a case except for maybe a case of the narcissistic paranoid schitzo that we all know she already is.  No lawyer who is a real lawyer would ever take on a case of lies, scams and down right slanderous accusations that are simply a figment of this woman's imagination.  If you can't pay you can't play Missy dear.

Some of you , Coleen especially needs to understand an important FACT. People who do acts of senseless violence usually give clear warning signs. There is plenty of information on violent people and there is one or two constants on how they behave. Here is an illustration by Dr. Dennis Davis who is described as a leading expert on the subject of workplace violence.  http://carolinanewswire.com/news/News.cgi?database=columns.db&command=viewone&id=220

"One sign is often from a person making verbal threats. If you witness or hear about threatening language or behavior, this is a strong warning sign. If you hear expressions like I dont get mad, I get even, Im going to take your head off, Do you want to see your next birthday? these are serious signs. We tend to ignore this behavior in society, but we should take these threats very seriously."

Another red flag is contempt for authority. Ms Davis says that ANY threat of violence should be taken seriously. Each time Melissa Bryan threatens to hurt someone or threatens to kill herself, she should be treated a someone who has already done the act. Not apologized for! It's more than obvious that Melissa Bryan is unable to approach her problems rationally and she badly needs intervention. I hope that someone close to her can give her some good advice to get the help she so badly needs. 

you order people to stop insisting that Melissa is something that she is not.  Ok.  My turn.  PAY ATTENTION:

 - Melissa posts that she is going to kill people for talking about her.

 - People discuss how Melissa posts that she is going to kill people, and how murder is wrong, illegal, and how making statements like Melissa does is not only irresponsible, but reckless if read by the wrong people.

 - Melissa posts names and locations of the people she mistakenly blames for those discussions, and refers to the discussions as attacks, and vows to murder those people while bragging about her unregistered firearms which she possesses.

 - People discuss her irresponsible murder threats, the bad influence she may have on children, and how inappropriate it would be to allow her to host ANY holiday festivities due to her threats and recklessness toward children.

 - Melissa threatens to kill herself after she kills every other person who has the audacity to mention her name or any of her past threats, scams, possession of unregistered firearms, etc.

You are a blind idiot to the problems at hand, Coleslaw.  Quit turning a blind eye to the threats and risk that Melissa poses to society and help DISARM her before she hurts someone and GET MELISSA THE HELP THAT SHE NEEDS.

I am beginning to understand why Melissa has had so many problems for so many years with so many people.  She fails to recognize that the ONLY common factor in ALL of her life's problems is HER.  Melissa is the ONLY one to blame for all of her problems, tantrums, break downs, and difficulties.  If she wants people to stop standing up to her, then she needs to shut her big mouth and get some serious psychological help NOW.  NOT later.  NOT tomorrow.  NOW.

It is amazing.  If you read through this entire thread and pay attention to who says what, you can actually tell when Coleslaw is going to pipe up for her dear friend.  Good job Coleslaw.  So predictable.  Now shut up while the adults brainstorm about how to save society from another loose cannon who seems to think that some conversation on the internet warrants DEATH and MURDER.

come on people grow up and get on with your pitiful lives. Let this lady live herlife, Quit throwing the past up in her face, let her live her dreams of having a business, pay her own way and quit trying to make her out to be someone that she is NOT. She is always cleansing her kitchen from top to bottom, scrubbing her couter tops, hand srubbing her floors, so she has a cat her cat has her own kitty tower she sleeps on, or the couch,or bed or her favorite dinette chair. For those of you who are cat Haters which you seem to be to each his own. Perhaps you were denied a pet as a samll child. For pete's sake do your own thing. Let her live her life as this is the Land of the Free. She can d**n well do whatever she wants. She has the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. d**n it you have been yammering at her and hammering about her over things she has had NO control over. So they made mistakes in the past, STOP this bull s**t. Let it drop here and now. When she talks to this attorney (initial consulation free) I am also going in with her on this suit due to the phone harassment, calls that have been placed to my phone and then hangs up when I answer also people stopping in front of my home and taking photos with either a camera or camera phone w/o my knowledge, cconsent or permission, I have spoke to the Sheriff's Office and if they are NOT someone from the Co Assessor's Office, Real estate (Not selling our home) or other they have NO right to do so and NO business doing so. I am going to get license plate #'s and vehicle descriptions. I am scared for my safety and for my peace of mind.  

No apology needed, and I didn't mean to single you out. I am just amazed at the poking that goes on about her consumer-less scams and fraud while she says I'm gonna/somebody please kill these people by name and state.

She's an unbelievable and harmless threat-spewer-outer. She seems to always spew these threats, but never leaves the safety of her own home. She names names and gives out intended victims' locations, insists that she is armed and skilled enough to kill, insists that somehow she has some unseen right to commit murder, but she doesn't come out from behind her keyboard long enough to actually do it.

How long before some kid reads her crap and says, "you know what? I have a right too! Then goes out and shoots a bunch of people in their high school or their college or their parents employer? What if one of those killers who have done exactly that read MELISSA'S Facebook status and DID EXACTLY THAT?

Somebody PLEASE SHUT THAT WOMAN UP and TAKE HER WEAPONS.

Only after she learns to control her emotions and quit posting her murder and suicide threats should she be allowed to possess firearms. Then, maybe, we can discuss letting her cook for her community or be allowed around their children. Only then.

Until then, shut her up, take her weapons, keep her under surveillance, and pray that no young impressionable minds have been exposed to her violent and disgusting ideas.

As far as her being a liar and a fraud goes, someone can easily put her in her place by filing in small claims court then posting their court documents online for all to see, just like the State of Arizona did with her and her husband's scams from when they lived there.

And don't even ask me to post links. They are available online for people to seek out and read. If I post them, she and her husband will probably harass me like she always does (see the page you are reading). Google their full names, the name of the state, and the word "court document.". Then read it and make your own decision. And NO I do not know if the umteen failure-to-appear entries constitute a further legal battle for them.

Happy reading

LOL! Well said. Yeah, i deserved that & upon thinking about it, i became ashamed of myself. I really did.  I want to make an apology to Melissa. Please forgive me.

you are correct in your post & i agree 100 percent.

 Good post!

Now, according to her own words, she is planning on wasting the time of an attorney today at 3pm. She has no means of paying for this said lawyer and the only real consolation the alleged lawyer will have is the laugh he is going to get if she tries to claim these stalkers are after her because she refuses their sexual advances and/or their desire to put her to work as a prostitute.  I really would like to be a fly on the wall when she tries to sell him that line because one look at her and he will know she is either  crazy or overly self-important or BOTH.
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An a related note she wants to hire a videographer to make a video about the stalkers to release to news media.  A videographer also requires payment in US Dollars and not fantasyland dollars and I am very sure they will not be accepting payment in her crappy books or baked items.  So again she is yammering out her a*s.
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Meanwhile, back at the trailerhouse, she has thrown her hubby Dan under the bus again claiming that Cactus Flats was all his idea and he forced her into it.  I just hope that the lawyer she is trying to scam will Google Dan and Missy and see all of their shenanigans and throw them out of his office laughing as aforementioned lol
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Either way, these two outlandish claims that were posted today just continue to show that she has no concept of the fact that she has said up and down the net she lives on a fixed income from her family trust that is running out and that she cannot even barely afford underwear for Christmas so why she expects anyone to believe she can afford an attorney or a videographer or to pay the bag boy at the store to carry her twinkies  is beyond us.

You people are unbelievable. Moon Flower is splitting hairs over whether or not Melissa Bryan specifically threatened the President of the United States, while everyone else joins in and openly discusses Melissa's mental condition and criminal threats. Unreal.

If her sodas and cakes are from store-purchased mixes and kits, then shame on her for the fraud of trying to pass them off as home made. But who cares. From what I read, nobody buys her crap anyways. Why would anyone expect that to change? It looks like people have been calling her out for being a fraud for years. While she explodes at the insinuation, she doesn't change her ways or methods at all. Seriously, if you don't want to do business with a big mouthed threatening fake psychic wannabe fraud and liar, then don't. Judging by her posts, it doesn't look like ANYONE wants to do business or associate themselves with Melissa. All except for her psychic FAKE online radio station, and I think that it speaks volumes for A1R and the psychic community.

A fraud is a fraud is a fraud.

She has continually threatened to kill people. She even recently posted a list of names on her Facebook status (you have to be on her friends list to see it). Why? Is she trying to get other people to act out in lawless vigilance for her? The alleged "threat" to the potus was a repost or share of one of those witty photos that people share when they are too unintelligent or lazy to come up with their own ideas. OK. So what? She's an idiot. I got that before I even read one of her rebuttals here. At least EVERYONE knows just how fake she is!

The biggest crisis here is that she is mentally unstable and continues to post threat after threat, even going as far as stating names and state of residence. How long before she posts addresses with photos and starts begging other idiots to kill for her?

If I was you, I'd quit talking about her here and contact her local police and social services and get that threat removed. Permanently. Get her arrested and locked up for her statements. She sets a bad example for kids.

P.S. With her mentality, she shouldn't be throwing Emilio Esteves' name around. She should be associating her scams with his brother. He's more her degree of reality.

If she stiffs Emilio Estevez, it won't be the first time she's screwed her employees. Remember Cactus Flats!

If she stiffs Emilio Estevez, it won't be the first time she's screwed her employees. Remember Cactus Flats!

Doesnt she realize he would charge a fee to be on her show (even if he considers it)? Im thinking she will not be able to afford to pay Emilio Estevez! LOL

Now she is claiming that she can demand anyone do anything she chooses of them and nobody has a choice. And that Emilio Estevez will buy her books and promote them because they are supposedly related some in her twisted little mind. Time could and would be better spent looking in the want ads for a real job instead of trying to scam people and threaten celebrities to do her dirty work.

Oops I guess Missy just broke her first resolution of the year... Outlaw Life Enterprises IS just a re-packaging of Senor C and all of Missy's scams are under that umbrella now.  Maybe we should make a new ripoff report just for that business name so no one falls for her scamming ways.
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2013 is just going to be the same continuation of 2012 for Missy because she refuses to change, refuses to see reality and refuses to stop trying to scam people and get a real job.
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FYI making soda from a soda stream machine using soda stream ingredients is not homemade soda.  And she should not try to sell said homemade soda to people when she is misrepresenting what it is.
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Nobody is going to buy your homemade goods, your books or anything else you try to sell online or in person because you have no skill in selling.  You demand that people buy things, you demand that people respect you and it does not work that way.  You need a much "nicer" manner, a much quieter presence and a much softer approach to get anything from anybody.
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No one wants this woman representing our town, our county, our state or our country anywhere. She is the whacko from Seco and we can't live down her reputation.
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Her radio show is nothing but a laughingstock.  She never has anyone call in or ask her questions because they fear she will some how manage to charge them for it. Tune in to the next show, I know we will be to make sure she doesn't say anything about our poor little town.
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And Moonflower, you must be blind.  Her post against the president is right there on her page on a picture of some meme of a woman saying she wants to shove something up his a*s.  Go look, really look and then come back. Unless you don't possess the fine art of actually knowing how to read and then comprehend what you have read.
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And Emilio Estevez wants nothing to do with any of her books LOL

I guess i feel like i do because i too, suffer from a mental illness. It's just that i know better than to post my rants & thoughts online.

Perhaps i dont possess the talent for the fine art of stalking like you do, but nowhere can i find any threat to the POTUS. Provide a link, please.

I have read her FB and have gone back for months and have found nothing of what you say.
Now, that being said, I agree with the poster for Norwich UK. She does act like she has narcissistic personality disorder. And if one believes the things she says she sees and the fact that she thinks people are after her that she could be a paranoid schizophrenic. BUT, that does NOT give anyone the right to go about cutting her down on the web like this. SHe needs help and friendship not someone smearing her reputation any worse than what she has done to herself.
I agree, she is quite pretentious and seems to be whatever she deems appropriate for what is going on. (ie- psychic., married to Billy the kid in another life, (wishful thinking- no such thing as reincarnation), being related to about 10 confederate generals, (she thinks she's southern when it suits her -she's from California- and then, she's related to Native American medicine men from out west, which is where she gets her psychic powers from) Obviously, all of that is impossible.  THere's no doubt she lives in a deep, deep fantasy world. Im not denying that.
But it still doesnt give anyone the right to get online and bring her down even further. Do you think that's going to be helpful to her mental health?  SHe needs a friend and understanding.

How's about you take your head out of missy's butt long enough to read the internet.  Maybe you just happened to miss that post among all of the other hundreds of pictures she posts on her profile page every day.  Or maybe it was all the tedious and boring updates that she posts that blinded you to the truth of what she said.  I mean you can only read so many "I got up from the couch",  "I did the dishes",  "we ate supper",  "the cat stinks and needs a diaper" posts before you go bored and blind.
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Now she thinks that she can do beading work when she has repeatedly claimed she is going blind.  Beading work takes a lot of time and patience and to be able to see SMALL detail.  So which is it Missy?  Are you going blind (for sympathy) or are you going to learn how to bead?
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SO Moonflower, Missy, Coleslaw or whatever name you want to use now, if you were to be impartial and actually read her page you would see the stupid picture she posted along with a threat to our President like the stupid doofus she is.

Forgive me if i'm not doing this right but i am new to this site. I am "lucky" enough to have had contact with Melissa Bryan, albeit from a very big distance. Upon reading some of her comments on various websites i guessed this woman suffered from paranoid schizophrenia and narcissistic personality disorder. It didn't take much to work that out. I have literally just read this whole report! Every single comment! It has taken me a total of 6 hours to read! I know you must think me crazy but once i started reading i was intrigued to read more.

All i can think of saying is wow! I personally know somebody with narcissistic personality disorder and i thought he was bad, but what he says and does is nothing in comparison to this! I am so glad i live in another country. I seriously wouldn't want this woman anywhere near my children. I guess now i will be subject to her threats. 

 There is no threat to Obama on her FB.

Scared Neighbor~ I do believe your statements are a little hyperbolic. Quit being such a hater & put a little love in your heart. Happy New Year.

I was able to hear the repeat of her radio show for this week and all she did was bash people of her town, bash people who are allegedly stalking her and bash people who won't buy her pathetic and limited books.  If she thinks she is going to win "fans" and have more people listen to her drivel it won't be by insulting all the people she is trying to get to listen and/or spend money for her crap.
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On a related note, she has been pushing some new business model, which is just the same old Senora C scam repackaged in a new name.  At least the new name Outlaw Life Enterprises fits what she does: SCAM AND LIE.
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On another related note she has begun to spam everyone and their dogs about her radio show, awful books and really bad calendars with her face on them and got banned from friending people on facebook because of this and now she is using the foulest of language to insult facebook like that is going to make anybody want to help her with her problem.
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And finally, she put a threat on facebook against our President of the United States and I hope that the secret service pays her a visit because everyone knows she has two unlicensed and unregistered firearms at the ready and if she thinks making threats online is going to be taken lightly she is very wrong.  Someone needs to report her, yet again, to her local sheriff and to other authorities like homeland security because she is going to flip her nipples and go off and shoot innocent people.

Re your not being able to hear the repeat: I had the same problem yesterday; tried again 1/2 hour later and it worked.  My guess is  that too many people were trying to listen. Go figure!  If you haven't already, you could try it again.  The producers cleaned up the initial 5 minutes where she was trying to get 'Santa' on line. Still thought it lame.

Thanks, Anonymous. I appreciate your help. But after the first minute or so the sound disappears. So i wasnt able to hear it. And yes, i checked all volume controls.

Here's the site address for her program:     http://www.ask1radio.com/news.php     Go halfway down the page and turn off the active radio.  Go down the page a little and you'll see a scroll list of names.  Scroll until you see her name and click it.  You will see last week's program and this week's which you can click on and hear.  Happy Hunting!

It's 2012, and you can't find Melissa Bryan's Psychic Radio Show?  Here:

http://bit.ly/Wvgqxi

Can you please provide the link for this radio show? Thank you.

I've just listened to her radio show and I am incensed on behalf of the citizens of Arroyo Seco.  She badmouthed the whole town and specifically the city officials.  She said that people had vilified Senora C for no good reason. She told her lie about the fundraising event she upset by her antics and claimed that she was treated horribly for no reason but that she was Senora C.  I think the the people of Arroyo Seco should have a class action for Slander against her.  Someone in authority should let that A1R station know they can't allow her to slander people.  And in my opinion the 'interview of Santa' was a lame as it could be!  I hope that all of you good citizens have a great Christmas and she keeps hidden away in her house as she claims she will be.

A friend  told me about this, I thought they were joking. Its no joke! She's a rootin-tootin foul mouthed
cowboy psycho Christmas elf!  You can't make s**t like this up. I thank whoever wrote the original report from the bottom of my heart! THANK YOU! I haven't laughed so hard in weeks!  

After the tragic events in Newtown CT last week, you would think people like Melissa Bryan would lay low and stop foaming at the mouth like a deranged gorilla. Making public death threats should NEVER be ignored, but no. This lady and I use that term loosely insists on screaming and making threats against people whom she has never met and promising DEATH to whomever opposes her. Not that anyone would oppose her. It seems to me that she makes her own problems, from her appalling antics at the fund raiser the other night to the ugly crap she puts in the front yard of that cheap rental she nests in. I truly feel afraid for her poor kitty, destined to be buried in mounds of Halloween decorations and holiday junk, like a bad episode of Hoarders. 
A reasonable person would imagine that shed give it a rest for a while, give her neighbors in Seco a respite from all of the screaming and carrying on.  It is not to be. here is her answer in her own words. 

"4.) NOPE - NOT ASHAMED OF WARANTING DEATH FOR a*s HOLE - PROUD AS CAN BE OF IT!"

"5.) A** HOLE NEEDS TO STOP USING SOCIETY AS A SHIELD FOR THE GUILTY CRIIMES OF HUMANITY HE COMMITS AHGAINST ME!"

"6.) NOPE - SHERIFF ROMERO DOESN'T GIVE AN F EITHER! TRY TO SEND ME TO PRISON - SUICIDE WILL BE MY ANSWER OUT OF IT!"

We have a quiet community here, nestled in the gorgeous mountains; we get a lot of skiers through this time of years who only want a relaxing vacation amid the startling beauty of nature. Its too bad we often have this vision of Senora C Melissa Bryan of whomever she is today screaming at people to stay the f*&# away but come and look at the blowup holiday stuff that looks like it was bought second hand at the Salvation Army. There, nestled among no-trespassing signs she offers her version of holiday cheer, a loaded gun and threats to kill. We dont need people like this around here. She needs to pack up and go back to the land of fruits and nuts whence she came. 

I was bored, so I started reading this crazy person's Facebook page. I have a couple questions.

She states that she is going to dedicate some radio show to telling the world about "a$$ hole" and everything that is going on. She has no idea who I am. I don't doubt that she's clueless on the identities of a lot of people, especially since she seems to agitate nearly everyone with whom she comes in contact. Yet she openly states repeatedly that she's going to kill and murder anyone who mentions her name.

Does the manager of the radio station have any idea the message that she intends to broadcast? Does ANYONE think that her statements (to murder and kill people she doesn't even know) is at all appropriate so soon after the massacre in Connecticut? Worst of all, what if there was a connection between the shooter and Mrs. Bryan? Could that murderer have read Mrs. Bryan's posts and in an insane fog, interpreted her message as an endorsement for what he did?

People like Melissa Bryan should be totally ashamed of themselves for publicly advocating violent crime like this. If she cannot handle her emotions and continues to post about how she is going to kill everyone, WHY DOES SHE STILL POSSESS FIREARMS?

I read on this page that the Taos County Sheriff was warned about her death threats, yet they did NOTHING to eliminate any risk. Sheriff Romero should be ashamed of himself for ignoring the threat that she poses, especially now that she is lashing out at her own community.

And God Bless RipoffReport for keeping these pages and posts here FOREVER. After she does massacre people, the proof of her insanity and aggression will be here for people to hold against the officials who ignored Mrs. Bryan's threats and let her keep her guns.

I guess all one can hope for is that she somehow ends up disabled enough that she couldn't use her guns if hhe wanted to.

How sad for the children who should be the sole focus of the event, that she should have such a negative, self centered attitude and lie about the success of the fund raiser.  I have read some of the letters to Santa sent to the Taos News and if it were possible I would be buying the Propane that one child needed to keep warm this winter.  I wanted to give this woman some benefit of the doubt, that maybe she has gained some insight into what it means to be a productive member of the community, but sadly that has gone like the smoke from her chimney.  I hope the Arroyo Seco community can continue to support your good works without the bother of selfish people like her.

Ms. Bryan has stated on her facebook page that she was made to feel unwelcome and was chased away by people's attitude.  The opposite is true.  She was welcomed in to the community fundraiser with open arms and a lot of thank yous for the baked goods she brought in.  Only about half  of her baked goods were deemed "safe" to place on the food table as some of them looked as though they had been dropped and had some sort of dirt or dust particles on them.
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She then went about the room telling people how they should present things, how the evening should proceed and what she would be doing as if she was in charge of the whole affair.  After a short while there was food available for sale to the couple of hundred people in attendance and she demanded that she be given her fill of the food that was available because of the amount of baked goods she provided.   When she was informed that the food was for sale and the concession stand money was also going to go to the fundraising event for the children she became belligerant and started accusing people of staring at her, of talking about her behind her back and making fun of what she looked like.
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She claims on her facebook that the baked items she brought in were worth over $200.  When in fact they were most likely made from the 79 cake mixes that are readily available in town and the $1.29 frostings.  At the most she spent about $10 putting those sad little cupcakes together.
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She did leave once no one was going to cater to her as if she was a celebrity.  She shouted that she was in the movies, she had her own radio show and she didn't need this stupid little town. 
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Once she did leave, the rest of the community was able to breathe a sigh of relief and enjoy the rest of the evening, and a lot of money was raised for the children of our community.  Our event was a success despite her efforts to ruin it with her tirade and embarrassing behavior.
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Now she is saying she is going to charge for any and every service she may provide.  Well the community has news for her.  No one here wants any of the services that she offers and frankly we are all afraid that she will snap and become the next mass shooter.   There would be no brighter day for us than the day she chooses to move away from us and put many miles between us and her presence.
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For the record, no one made fun of her appearance, no one made note of her angry and harsh attitude and no one talked about her behind her back.  We all of course discussed how uncomfortable she makes everyone and how she sucks the fun and festivity out of a room when she appears, but we had done that AFTER she finally left.
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If she does actually get her drivel placed in the newspaper you can believe there will be up to 50 rebuttals printed in the newspaper that will tell the TRUTH of what happened at the fundraiser.
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Ms. Bryan is nothing but a loud, belligerant, attention seeking and rude person and her behavior at our fundraiser that was supposed to help the children of our community just goes to show that this ripoff report is all the truth and she needs to just admit it and get past this stupid Christmas Character she keeps trying to shove down people's throat.  Because to be honest, no one wants their children near such a rude, crass and downright horrible person when they are supposedly trying to spread Christmas cheer.

Her radio segment was not so bad.  She came across as a little nervous,  but was able to outline her plans for the next year.  I am reserving judgement until she has had more broadcasts under her belt.

I was planning on tuning in to her show.  But if she thinks she can charge people $10 a minute just to listen to a psycho babble of crap she has another thing coming.  Not to mention that her speech is impaired by whatever that white thing is on the roof of her mouth, that you can plainly see in her introduction video.  Is this radio or video or what because if people can actually SEE this woman while she is ranting and raving she will not have any listeners/viewers LOL
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We all still plan to tune in to the show tomorrow just so we can have a laugh or 1000 though.  So we will be back to report after the show!

to anyone for posting anything she's put out there.....She lives in her own fantasy world. As for charging $10.00 you have to be kidding! My pet rock is more physic than she is and it doesn't charge anything.....As for her book, I've read some of it (no, I didn't buy it)and I can say  that it's pretty much a lot of BS in there...She went from 3 years old falling down some marble steps to 6 months old...It's magic huh...I have a friend who has been picking the book apart and comparing it to old posts she's made on the bazillion boards she's posted on throughout the years...And her "Cooking" book? Google some of the recipes...You'll be surprised at what you find...

Oh! Merry Christmas to all and to all a Goodnight!

The fol lowing advice is an excerpt from a site that has info on Psychics and their charges.

"Those seeking psychic readings should absolutely avoid anyone promoting per minute psychic fees. Fees (often just $25 to $45 per hour) are charged by paranormal professionals who are more accurate than per minute servicers. After more than 65,000 tests conducted since 2007 no paranormal participant was ever able to accurately conduct a psychic reading that scored above random chance (or simply story-telling) within a period less than 32 minutes. It is simply insufficient time to connect accurately --- and those who claim otherwise have repeatedly been shown as either frauds or delusional about their abilities and accuracy."

$10 a minute?  Who does she think she is, Sylvia Browne?
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And she is claiming to be "invited" to the Christmas fundraising event for our local Community Center.  A fundraiser to make money for the underprivileged children in our area to have worthwhile programs and activities in their lives.  And yet she plans on selling her whacked out wares and limited books at the event?  This is not a make money for yourself event it is for CHILDREN.  I guess she can't even turn the scamming off for an event for children.
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I wonder if the event coordinator is aware that a half psychotic woman armed with unlicensed and unregistered firearms in her purse is planning to attend or if she was even invited to attend at all?
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And on a sort of related note:  I thought she hired a publicist that would stop all of these rip off reports and complaints and what she calls "attacks".  What happened to poor Connie?  Maybe she found out there was not going to be a pay check forthcoming from ol' Missy and that there was really nothing to publicize in a half crocked fake lying WHITE woman who pretends to be native american and/or southern whichever one fits her agenda at the time.

I have to apologize for the report that I filed earlier today. Mrs. Bryan posted to her Facebook pages and profiles that she intends to kill me because I spoke my opinion on this matter. She says that I am fraudulently libeling her by mentioning things that she posted.

I thought that this website was specifically made to give consumers a place to speak freely to make other consumers aware of problems, scams, and peculiarities that could pose an unnecessary risk in the marketplace. In Mrs. Bryan's case this is NOT true. We do NOT have freedom of speech and unwary consumers MUST blindly trust her despite the threats to kill as well as her false (mistaken or lie, either way WRONG is WRONG) psychic premonitions.

I am not about to die at the hand of a charleton psychic just because I spoke my mind.

I can't wait until somebody sues her for being like this.

Goodbye consumers. Watch out for this one. Watch her Facebook for all you need to know!

I just read that she is going to charge $10 per minute to people who call her psychic radio show. Why would anyone pay to call in? And why would they pay more than an advertiser would pay to sponsor a REAL radio show? She says she's doing it to cover costs! How much does a headset cost in New Mexico? It is an amateur online psychic radio show for heaven's sake!

And isn't this the same dramatician whose psychic voices STILL tell her that the host of her first failed radio show attempt is DEAD, even though he still posts videos on YouTube?

FRAUD. SCAMMER. FAKE. LIAR.

Save your money and deal with REAL psychics. Not this self declared crap.

30 dollars for a paperback with only 106 pages?? I wish her luck in the sales of this book. But for a paperback with only 106 pages that's a little pricey.

Thank goodness with very little violence and only about 75 people made ill by cupcakes they got somewhere.  I did hear tell that Senora C was outside in her bare feet shooting off a pistol in the middle of the night though.  I hope she gets some help for her sleepwalking.

On a non-related note her long awaited book has arrived  http://www.amazon.com/My-Life-As-Medium-Paranormal/dp/1480109428/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1351819148&sr=1-2&keywords=melissa+bryan  and I have changed my mind and am endorsing this book for all to buy.  Especially those who have rat or mice problems.  It is now coming on winter time and all those rodents will be wanting to come inside.   Just set up a copy of that book anywhere within your home and the picture on the front will be sure to scare any animal, bug or even unwanted in-laws from visiting your home!!!

I hear tell she is also looking for a new photographer to do new photos when she gets her new dress made up.  I wonder if she is going to cheat the local tent maker out of the money for making such a large dress?   I also urge her to buy a couple of motion activated game cameras.  Those things are so rugged they would never be broken by the sight of her gnarled yellow teeth and her wonkey eye and her lovely goth make up  or she could just have one of her famous meltdowns in public and have the police take it with their mug shot cameras those things are sturdy too!!

       From everything I have read in the above/below comments is this nice lady wants to move on with her life after being tragically stalked by some unsavory individuals who have a vendetta against her. If she wants to make her life happy converting a flat bed trailer or box van or refer. who the heck cares!!!! let her spend her money, time and life into making other peoples lives pleasant by making the adults as well as the childrens' happy through out the holiday season.

       From what I know and I personally dont know her is this...She in whatever fashion wants to celebrate the holiday season in whatever form she chooses. If she doesn't believe in Santa and Christmas who cares let her celebrate  in her own way. If I had stalkers coming after me and my family as a second amendment supporter I darn sure carry on me in and out of costume during and after the holiday season. Her right and my right to carry is our business and if you people dont have anything better to do try looking in the mirror and seeing how you act in front of others instead of trying to blame her for the collapse of the American economy, the stock market crashes and the world situation in Iraq and Afghanistan. Maybe you need a bit more of the Christmas spirit....AKA  LOOK AT JESUS' EXAMPLE OF THE HATRED TOWARDS HIM. IF YOUR BEYOND SIN THEN BY ALL MEANS STEP FORWARD AND CAST THE FIRST STONE. BEFORE YOU LOOK AT THE SPECK OF SAWDUST IN THEIR EYE, LOOK AT THE PLANK IN YOUR OWN.

Can you provide the link to the bully board?  Thank you.

Colleen you're an idiot! How dare you blame innocent people for the train wreck she made out of her life all by herself...Have you even read the ridiculous crap she's posted on the new bully board? It's a good place for her though...There are some real loonie tunes there...She'll fit right in...As a matter of fact so will you!

With all due respect for your diminished mental capacity I have to say that you are not not getting the point of this. 
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YES everyone has the right to live a life, to pursue their happiness and to do what they want in the land of the free. 
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But NO she does NOT have the right to scam little children out of $10 so they can walk through a very limited Halloween display, and be foisted upon to buy inedible frozen cookies and cupcakes that are prepared in a kitchen that is LESS than sanitary with a cat running all over the place unabated.  
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She does NOT have the right to sit and scheme to scam money from tourists who are riding a holiday hay ride to enjoy the sites and sounds of our small community and possibly promote the community to these people so that they will want to stay in town and spend a little money at LEGITIMATE businesses. 
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It does NOT give her the right to scam elderly people into buying her very inedible baked items off the internet and then demand they give her photos of them eating the mess so she can promote them on her website.
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It does NOT mean that she can threaten to kill people or demand a FIGHT TO THE DEATH etc.
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It definitely does not mean that she is allowed to root for a horrible and unavoidable hurricane to take out only TWO people when there are millions who are in its path and who will be affected for months to come.
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It does not give her the right to scam people into coming to work at a ranch, working them hard and promising them pay and then NOT PAYING them.
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There is something wrong with YOU that you cannot see that what she is doing and how she goes about even simple things is wrong!  The woman has not once heard of a fun community event and instead of going to said event and enjoying the fun atmosphere, turned it in to some sort of scam to make money off of it.  Not ONCE have we ever heard her say OH the 4th of July should be so fun to sit with friends, talk with people and enjoy the day.  NO instead she says OH the 4th of July!  That means I can charge people exhorbitant prices to park on my property and then when they are getting out of the vehicle I can bellow at them that they HAVE to buy my baked good and my questionable bottles of luke warm water.
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You say let her alone.   Let her alone to try and scam every person that comes into our town?  I think not.  Let her alone to cuss and stomp and bellow in front of children who are impressionable and wonder who the scary elf is?  I think not.  Let her alone to scam more money from elderly people on the internet?  I think not.  And MOST of all let her alone to threaten violence and bodily harm to people?  NO!
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Her supposed book is coming out on November 8th.  She supposedly has many copies already sold to people she has brow beaten into buying them so she will stop harassing them.  But when she puts up her links and people don't buy and maybe ONE book is sold (and that one to herself) then maybe she will get the message that NOBODY wants to buy a book full of grammar and spelling mistakes and fuzzy pictures.  and then IF people DO buy that book and then return it for poor quality and she has to foot the bill for the books that were printed MAYBE it will get it through her thick head that a REAL JOB where she gets paid every two weeks and she isn't responsible for the things she sells or the food is a good and responsible thing for her to do.

Well if the people there dont fall for it you have nothing to worry about then.

Coleen; you don't know what the people around here are like. We won't fall for some California nut and stalker and fraud sway us. She has no place among the good people of Seco. We all know her, she's embarrassed us before and unless she starts leaving people alone she will embarrass us and herself more. This hayride is for visitors of Seco to enjoy our hospitality and the cold weather. Not to get fleeced by this imposter from the land of fruits and nuts. Go away you Freako from Seco. Everyone knows you, stop trying to fool people and stop messing with folks. You lose forever and always. Go away and leave us in peace. 

She's dumber than a stump isn't she? The good people of Taos aren't as stupid as she thinks they are... Should be  interesting to see what happens...

If you people long ago w3ould have jsut let her alone, just let her live her own life, make a living, pay her bills instead of putting her through a living hell. Just live and let live. Let her have her own life, let her have her own business, pay her bills, and for heavens sake just let things die. What would you do if people constantly put you down, tore down your efforts to make a living, pay your bills, and make a decent living in this world. Things are bad enough.

She has a right to be an entrepreneur running her own business and doing an honest days work. She has every right to do as she d**n well sees fit. She is a person, in this country she has the right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. Just back off of her. If it wasn't for your BS she would be allright, her life would get back on track. She could live a normal life. Let it go. Let her live her own life free of this crap you have put her through. This is enough! I am sending everything I have to the State Attorney General's office in the areas where I assuming you are all at and to the NM

State Attorney General's Office as well.

Sadly Missy has again ranted and raved and rooted on Hurricane Sandy, ignoring the fact that millions of innocent people are in it's path.  And then when one of her sensible friends told her that it was "unseemly" to say such a thing, instead of listening and realizing her mistake, she unfriended that person and continued to rant about how great the hurricane is taking out her enemy.  Problem is all her so called "enemies" are in her own head and after the hurricane is done they will still be there.
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Then when she gets an opportunity to have something GOOD in her community, a Hay Ride at Christmas time to stop by an see her light display, instead of being happy about it, she sits down and schemes how she can scam them out of money.  She plans on hocking her COOK BOOK and other things instead of just welcoming her neighbors in and showing them hospitality in the Christmas Spirit.  OH NO they are just a dollar sign to her.  Lovely.  I hope the hay ride people get wind of what she has planned and she ends up preparing for the visitors only to see it go quickly by without stopping.  In fact being so close I may just have a word with the Hayride people myself!!
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And for Colleen who will demand proof here it is in black and white from her facebook:
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Melissa Bryan
11 hours ago via mobile
HA HA! HURRICANE SANDY IS COMING FOR THE TWO a*s HOLES WHO ARE SO STUPID THAT THEY WON'T TAKE PRECAUTIONS AND THE FRANKENSTORM WILL TAKE THEM OUT!
HA FREAKING HA!
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Melissa Bryan
10 hours ago via mobile
I just got News that the Community Center here in my Town wants to do a Christmas Holiday Hayride, our Lights will be one of the Stops!
YAY! I will provide Treats, Goodies and a House Tour.
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Melissa Bryan Nothing is a done deal.
It will have to be Negotiated.
I will have my Cooking Book and my Photos for sale.
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Melissa Bryan
10 hours ago via mobile
Now I have to plan BIG for Christmas Season!
IF the Negotiations between myself and the Community goes over correctly. I won't be doing this for free believe me.
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Melissa Bryan
10 hours ago via mobile
Yes, those Hayriders will be just another Dollar Sign to me.
They won't even suspect it.

What is your problem?? 

When she is left alone because the couple of trolls that do laugh at her have gotten bored with it she starts it again...SHE not them...And stop with the preaching...it makes you look like a hypocrite....Nobody want's her life nobody want's her business nobody want's her family nobody want's her book as she call's it and NOBODY is jealous of her or anything she has...I find it interesting that she is bugging one of her friends about getting her hooked up with a anti bully board...Should be interesting to see what happens when she starts cussing and posting personal information about those that she insists are stalking her...Should be even more interesting when she copies and pastes all of her evidences...She has already been banned from one anti bully board for "GASP" being a BULLY!. Wonder how long it'll take with this one before she's banned....Now, go away and play with your little friends..And stop trying to defend someone who constantly starts drama.  She know's what's she's doing...

This is exactly what ive been saying.

perhaps if you people just backed the hell away from her let her live her life and discontinue your stupidity she would be able to live a normal life. You do not realize the damage you have done to her personally, profesionally and to her psyche. She would be allright if you crud bums backed way the hell off.

Personally I think you are jealous as you can not stand to see someone else have a life. This is idiotic.

Personally you ought to be ashamed of yourselves that you caused someone personal heartach and almost drove her to suicide and bankruptcy. SHe has put her heart and soul into making herself wealthy becoming an entrepreneur. Working for herself and makming her own way in this world.

SLAVERY was abolished, you have no right to try to OWN another. My ancestors fought in the Civil War to abolish slavery for ALL not just some. Enough Said. She wants to be her own person, her own business owner and so she should. CASE CLOSED so drop your bull sh*t stupidity. Live your own lives. If I did not want someone on my Face Book page I would close it to you as well. HA!

OK, i didnt know she was on facebook. But, her FB is closed to me so i couldnt see what she posted.  I think she doesnt know alot about hurricanes. LOL

She posted it on her FB page you idiot. Can you read? When questioned about it she blew the guy off...Hopefully, he figured her out when she did that...


How bout this Colleen...

NEWSFLASH

HURRICANE SANDY WILL WIPE OUT A**HOLE THE FING GRAMMARNAZI

I WILL LAUGH MY A** OFF WHEN IT DOES HAPPEN..

WANT MORE?

Oh Is A** Hole himself going to get an October Surprise!
Even Mother Nature Is Tired Of His Crap!
Karma Is Coming For Him And His Friends, Called Hurricane Sandy!
I Say DIRECT HIT!!!!
And Ha Ha Ha!
I Am Getting The Last Laugh Now!

Reply from one of the friends..

Glad you're laughing. Your Nemesis is not the only one who lives on the East coast.

Her stupid reply...
I Mean It Too. Only For Those Who Are Up That Way That Made My Life H**l...
For Everyone Else, The Storm Can Let Them Be...

Same friends reply
Thats not how Hurricanes work;
A Lot of people in upstate New York are still hurting from last year's storms.

Another stupid reply from you BFF

I  Would Help Them In Heartbeat
It Is Buffalo NY And Beverly Ma That Need Direct Hits
No On Else Just Them...

Like no one else lives there...Right!

In the first place no one made her life hell. She did that all by herself...She has no one to blame but herself...She has no stalkers she never has she's the stalker. She has a couple of trolls that like laughing at her and when they do grow tired of that she goes right back for more Why? because she enjoys the drama and the attention she get's from it..
BTW, she's the one that threatens to kill herself she's the one that sends threatening letters emails and phone calls to employee's...She's the one that threatens to go to someones house to kill them and she's the one that has tried over and over to get someone to go and kill someone for her...How bout this Dizzy Colleen...You stop acting your shoe size and grow up. You're one sick person Colleen almost as sick as she is...Go get your head examined find out why you are the way you are and who knows, you may to actually be able to help her get the help she needs instead of running off at the mouth about how innocent she is...

on her facebook page and on her twitter.  She is rooting Hurricane Sandy on.  calling it Frankenstorm just like they do on the faux news.  Saying mother nature is after her tormenter whoever that is.  And one of her friends questioned why she was rooting on a storm that had already killed people and she said she isn't rooting the storm on to hurt anyone BUT her tormenter.  But meanwhile millions of people are in the path of that thing and she doesn't care as long as it gets the one person she is self serving to destroy even though this person has never met her in person or even knew who she was before she started naming names and put their personal information out there for the world to see and sicko psychos like herself to attack.

Before she deletes it and pretends she never said it here are a few examples:

Melissa Bryan about an hour ago via mobile  I got Ripoff Reported again over my Book.

Why doesn't A** Hole get OFF his Full of S**t A** and do some of the things that I am doing?!

Instead of Falsely Judging ME and making MY Life ALL ABOUT HIM?!

GET A** HOLE AND HIS FULL OF S**T A** HURRICANE SANDY!

Melissa Bryan 5 hours ago  20,000,000,000 Fingers of Blame right back at a*s Hole and Frankenstorm will teach him a Lesson about Messing with ME!

Melissa Bryan5 hours agoATTACK #15 - TRUTHS OVERRIDING MORE LIES!

 

1.) FALSE! TRUTH! I ONLY MADE A POLITE REQUEST - NO ONE WAS PRESSURED TO DO ANYTHING!



2.) IT IS BE INVITE ONLY - a*s HOLE IS NOT INVITED TO RUIN AND SCREW UIP MY BOOK PARTY!



3.) THREATS WILL GET a*s HOLE NOWHERE - I WILL CONTACT AMAZON AND CREATE SPACE AND INFORM THEM ORF CONTINUED THREATS AGAINST MY BOOK AND ITS PROFITS!



4.) I AM NOT TRYING TO BE ANYT...HING - I AM ONLY TRYING TO EARN A LIVING!



5.) IF A** HOLE TRIES ANYTHING AGAINST MY BOOK - I WILL SCREAM LIKE A SCALEDED CAT AND LET FRANKENSTORM HAVE AT HIM FOR ME!

GET HIM MAMA NATURE!

YES - SHE IS SICK OF HIS BS AS WELL!

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Melissa Bryan Wednesday via mobile NEWSFLASH - HURRICANE SANDY WILL WIPE OUT a*s HOLE THE FING GRAMMAR n**i! I WILL LAUGH MY A** OFF WHEN IT DOES HAPPEN!

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Melissa Bryan  Oh is a*s Hole himself going to get an October Surprise!

Even Mother Nature is tired of his Crap!

Karma is Coming for him and his friends, called Hurricane Sandy!

I say DIRECT HIT!

And HA HA HA!  I am getting Last Laugh Now!"

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anonymous friend: Glad you're laughing. Your nemesis is not the only one who lives on the East Coast...Thursday at 7:21am

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Melissa Bryan I mean it too. Only for those who are up that way that made my life Hell. Everyone else, the Storm can let them be.Thursday at 7:31am via mobile 

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anonymous friend: That's not how hurricanes work; a lot of people in upstate NY are still hurting from last year's storm.

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But nooooo MISSY doesn't give a flying crap for anyone up there as long as she gets her self serving wish that some person she THINKS is her stalker gets hit.  Really nice and not someone who anybody would want to buy a spiritual novel from.