Quicken Loans "Ready to close on my new house?" "Yep! Uhhh... wait... nope." JERKS. Internet

"Quicken Loans. Engineered to amaze."

Oh, yeah. Quicken Loans is amazing, all right. It's amazing they're still in business with the kind of crappy service they provide.

Over 5 weeks into the process and every few days I'm told we're "on track" to close in another 3 weeks, then yesterday everything turned to a big steamy pile. Why? Because the processor kept asking for things I've already provided, and then asked for things he told me 5 weeks ago I didn't need (and can't get to now because it's in storage halfway across the country).

So I'm supposed to be closing in 3 weeks and now I have to start completely over?

I wouldn't recommend this outfit if it were the LAST place to get a loan, and I am going to post comments like this on every site I can find.

I've already talked one couple out of calling Quicken, so let's see how much more business I can send somewhere else. Thanks for being giant d****e bags, Quicken Loans.