DirecTV Stole my money. (The ol' 'Ooops, you were disconnected all those times you tried to cancel' scam... Internet

5 cancellation phone calls... all sent through the DTV "mill" before being mysteriously disconnected.

As soon as the hear the word cancel, I was put back in the queue and disconnected.

Then later they claim they never got the cancellation and that now

I have to pay even though I haven't even had a box hooked up!

I suspended my account and I had a negative balance of ~$60. (DTV owed ME money)

several months went by like that, statement says they owe me 60 bucks.

Then I tried to cancel. HOLY COW, wotta nightmare! I made several calls to cancel which were all disconnected after failing to talk me out of it.

Then they send me a statement saying they've taken my $60.00.

Two different supervisors told me 'We're keeping your money and there's nothing you can do about it'.