Monterey Financial Services HARRASSING, RUDE, CALLS 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY, Internet

AND WHEN A RELATIVE OF MINE HAD SOME DEBT AND THE CREDITORS FOUND OUT WHERE HE WAS --SEEMS INSTEAD OF DISAPPEARING, HE GAVE OUT MY PHONE NUMBER AND SOMEONE GOT IT AND TURNED IT IN TO THE DEBT COLLECTION PEOPLE FOR $50.

I LOVED TO MAKE CRANK CALLS WHEN I WAS A KID. EVERY PHONE CALL WAS A LOUD AND FUN PARTY,HALLOWEEN, HARASSMENT, REVENGE --- AND UNTIL CALLER ID BECAME STANDARD ON ALMOST ALL PHONES TODAY, A GREAT WAY TO GET BACK AT PEOPLE WHO WRONGED YOU -- AND THAT WAS BACK WHEN PAY PHONES TOOK QUARTERS TOO.

FUN AND GAMES -- I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

I LOVED IT, WAITED FOR THE COLLECTORS TO CALL.. TRYING TO FIGURE UP NEW WATS OF HELL BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I DO.

THEY USED TO CALL ME 5-7 TIMES A DAY.

I WOULD ANSWER IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, ACCENTS --- A BAR, A FUNERAL HOME, A SWINGER'S CLUB, AN ESCORT SERVICE, A GAY MALE BATHHOUSE,A BUTLER FROM ENGLAND, A MEXICAN GARDENER WHO DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH, A GANGSTA IN A CRACK HOUSE THAT WAS ABOUT TO BE RAIDED BY SWAT ... A WITCH WHO HAD JUST MADE A SACRIFICE, A HOWLING DOG, A HEAVY BREATHING PERVERT...YOU NAME IT. THAT WAS HOW I ANSWERED THE PHONE.

I AM PRETTY GOOD WITH ACCENTS AND LANGUAGES TOO.

IF I DIDN'T DESTROY THE NERVE AND THE SELF-CONFIDENCE AND DIDN'T MAKE THEM APOLOGIZE TO ME FOR CALLING OR IF I DIDN'T MAKE THEM CRY, I WASN'T DOING MY JOB AND I WANT TO BE THE BEST AT MY CRAFT.

NO THREATS OR PROFANITY OR OBSCENITY. JUST HELL.

SOMETIMES SILENCE.

I LIKED TO PLAY "THE SOUNDS OF A SCARY HALLOWEEN HAUNTED HOUSE" FOR THEM TOO AND LAUGH LIKE A GHOUL.

I EVEN WROTE A PARODY OF A COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG:"YOU AIN'T GETTING A DIME OUT OF ME" AND SANG IT LIVE ON MY SPEAKER PHONE.

FUN TO FLUSH THE TOILET TOO.

OR I BLEW A REFEREE WHISTLE INTO THE PHONE.

THESE PEOPLE ARE CALLING ME!

I DIDN'T CALL THEM!

MY FAVORITE ONE WAS WHEN THEY ASKED IF MY RELATIVE WAS THERE AND I REPLIED ,"IS ANYONE TRULY THERE? WHERE ARE WE REALLY? ARE YOU THERE? TRULY ALL THERE? ETC."

THIS WAS BETTER THAN A CRANK CALL ----THESE PEOPLE WERE CALLING ME!

TELEPHONE SOLICITORS ARE EVEN MORE FUN.

YOU CAN PLAY RECORDINGS OF THE MUSLIM CALLS TO PRAYER WHEN THE HINDU FOLKS FROM THE INDIAN CALL CENTERS CALL YOU. I THINK I LEARNED EVERY CURSE WORD IN HINDU. LOL

I GUESS TOO MANY PEOPLE WERE QUITTING BECAUSE THE COLLECTION AGENCIES AND THE SOLICITORS STOPPED CALLING.

SO SAD.

I WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME.

AND THEN, I GOT AN UNPUBLISHED AND UNLISTED PHONE NUMBER FOR MY HOME PHONE AND ALL THE FUN STOPPED.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO HAVE FUN WITH WEIRD CALLERS, GET AN UNLISTED AND UNPUBLISHED NUMBER AT YOUR HOME PHONE ( LANDLINE) AND ONLY GIVE IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO NEED TO KNOW.