Dan Murphy Forgery, and fradulant Salisbury Massachusetts

But I'm stuck waiting for a delayed flight. 

The intelligence level of this "person" is displayed in the first sentence of his complaint, which even if accurate, which it is not, is about a date written on a title. The title and bill of sale, when actually presented to the R M V, were accepted and the car was registered. No "notarized letter" was supplied or therefore presented. It was all just some mental masturbation between "John" (not his real name) and his girlfriends insurance agent.  He did go to the Salisbury police and complain but thay told him they weren't doing typographical errors that day. I challenge him to produce a report. I know they told him to take a hike after listening to his psychobabble for a minute. 

As for the car it was a nice Saturn sedan with pretty low miles that was fully serviced and in great shape. I even let his family do a full disection of it at their garage in Salisbury, Burda Bros. Garage. They were new in town. They relocated to Salisbury for reasons unknown to me. The Saturn fared quite well, as stated by "John" in his complaint. Burda Bros. did not fare quite as well as they went out of business after a few years. Probably relocated........again.

I got to speak with "John" a little the day his girlfriend bought the saturn. I needed a ride back to my car as the Saturn was staying at their shop. I hopped into his red Ford Ranger, awash in empty fast food wrappers to my shins. As we drove along I noticed a switch for grill mounted emergency lights.  He remarked that he liked to pull up behind people he knew at night and turn them on, " huh, huh, huh ". I asked him why he had them and he told me he used to be a volunteer firefighter in South Hampton, NH, but the other firefighters asked him not to volunteer anymore. What a surprise. i remember him saying that and thinking to myself; " why would he tell anyone that " ? Then again, who rides around at night annoying people with flashing emergency lights? A moron, thats whom.

As for the chain of ownership the Saturn was a trade in to Frank at Bridge Road Auto, right down the street from the former Burda Bros. garage. It was traded by the gentleman mentioned by "John" in his complaint. Frank, or "the Hispanic Mechanic" as we fondly call him, is a Mexican/American whom has been in the U S A for 30 years and I still can't understand much of what he says in english. He's an excellent mechanic and I sold the Saturn for him. He performed the pre-sale service and it had zero deficiancies. She and "John's" family of mechanics were completely satisfied with the Saturn at a whopping $2000. The only "person" with a problem is "John". But then, he has a lot of problems.

As for me, all's well. Same business. Same spouse. Same home. Same phone number. My Black Lab, Gracie, passed on. She was awesome. My new guy is Max and he's already 5. Bridge Road Auto is thriving, as well. Frankie ( Hispanic Mechanic ) is still there, turning wrenches and singing in his version of english as customers and co-workerts smile and nod, pretending to understand.

My flights being called. Bye.