Publishers Business Services Called me at work and told me I owed money for magazine that I have not gotten and attempted to get a credit card number Altamonte Springs Florida

I LOVE for people to call me up to solicit me for telemarketing schemes so I can try out all of my different ethnic and international accents on them.

I scream into the phone as I play the prerecorded tape of the cops yelling "Police! and doing a drug raid with sirens and fully auto machine gun fire in the background...

" I can't come to the phone right now! The cops are here and they are going to take us to jail and now that they know what your phone number is, they are going to come and get you too!"

Or" Man, I told you not to call here any more( If it is a male caller). My wife made me tell her all about you and now we are going to have to break up our romance! And you gave me AIDS so you better hand over YOUR credit card number!"

Or "You better not ask me for this credit card number. I bought it off a dude and haven't had time to know who I am supposed to be to use it."
Another variation, " I got it off a dead dude I found in the dumpster and it has a big bullet hole in it and I can't read the number because of the blood."

" You and a thousand Nigerians want my credit card number? Why don't you just go mug somebody like I did and get one. Man,. I get whatever I want..."

Scammers usually don't call back and THESE RATS ARE SCAMMERS!

Play a tap of "Girls Gone Wild" in the background or something when the call and keep turning up the phone louder and louder and then, HANG UP!

All these people who complain about unauthorized deposits from, their bank accounts and life savings! How do you think the crooks who are stelaing the money got that account number info in the first place? Because they were dumb enough to give it to some simp on the phone or they put it on the Internet!

DO NOT DO YOUR FINANCIAL BUSINESS ON THE INTERNET!